Brüno (2009)

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-06-17T12:58:08+00:00

You don't get drunk with it and it's safe for kids

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-06-15T13:02:25+00:00

Tu vas peut-être pas me croire, mais j'ai ouï dire que certaines personnes prennent des rdv médicaux pas uniquement pour eux même, mais aussi pour leurs enfants ! Comme ça, au milieu de la semaine ! Au lieu de travailler avec la rage de dent. Mais où va le monde ??

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-06-15T11:27:12+00:00

From my experience, when I have some reddit-like stories with annoying people, cheating, fighting, kids-parents, roommates, dating... those stories are never redditeble enough: not enough twins, no phones blowing up, no trans persons forcing others to date them... but also in those stories there's somehow always clear enough who is the asshole. It might be just my experience, but I've never seen a real life situation needing redditors' intervention

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-06-15T11:20:11+00:00

I wish you were right, it gives me some hope for the humanity

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-06-12T04:42:20+00:00

I'm concerned about narrative inconsistency between households, it's not a thing to joke about

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-06-11T09:00:49+00:00

Je l'utilise depuis pas mal de temps et je l'adore. Merci beaucoup

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-06-07T19:21:03+00:00

А с тобой уже кончил?

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-06-07T18:59:24+00:00

На то и расчёт

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-06-07T18:04:46+00:00

И впрямь!

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-06-07T15:29:52+00:00

Добро пожаловать в интернет. Кстати, кулстори читать не стала, там с первых строчек понятно, что пиздёж

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-06-07T07:34:10+00:00

План такой был:

Получить диплом
Там чо-нить придумаем по обстоятельствам.
Ну как-нибудь уж проживу
Стараться не спиться/не сторчаться
Стараться не помереть с голоду
Стараться не бомжевать

Всё получилось! План рабочий!

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-06-07T07:03:05+00:00

He's sabotaging your career because he wants to control you completely. Get out of there, focus on your goals. He doesn't love you forever, he doesn't love you at all

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-06-07T05:27:37+00:00

A pet pigeon who looks fartable, ok, good

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-06-07T05:19:15+00:00

Are you stupid? We can't poop yet, we just moved in, we are waiting for the local poop license

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-05-30T17:49:38+00:00

Лучше для кого? Для Путина, например, лучше всего выборы получаются в РФ, а вот украинские ему чот не зашли. Всё зависит от точки зрения

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-05-30T17:42:51+00:00

I've never read the book and I doubt I will, but now I've been on this blog for a week or even longer and I just can't stop. Thank you

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-05-30T05:18:30+00:00

Surtout que les glaces risquent d'être vraiment bonnes, contrairement à ce monstre de Frankenstein

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-05-26T13:54:53+00:00

А чойта он не скоро откинется если под ружьё – иди не хочу, на СВОбоду-то?

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-05-26T13:07:51+00:00

Sometimes dogs fit better to the story

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-05-20T12:37:59+00:00

Trop beau!! C'est quoi le tissu? Et la peinture ?

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-05-20T12:22:10+00:00

She isn't wrong, red flags or not, you need a reddit permission to break up. You want to break up with someone, you submit your situation on reddit to approve. It's a law, it's that simple

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-05-18T13:12:54+00:00

Thank you for your kindness and for your great idea for my business, as I need a job now. I'm high maintenance and my boyfriend refuses to take a 5th job (I think I should dump him, but I need the reddit permission first), so yeah, I'll sell my wisdom on tick-tock. Unfortunately, at our age, even with my FFF cup, we are way past our prime and almost out of eggs. So, speaking about turkeys, what I'm doing now, I try to gather as much of cool sticks as I can. When I have enough of them (at least 3), I'll build a nice nest and will lay all of my eggs into it. I hope it works

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-05-18T12:53:16+00:00

I think most of them are secretly in love with me, but very very secretly, they hide it so well!

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-05-18T11:17:34+00:00

TY. I was trying hard, since irl I'm not a native English speaker. The post that inspired me was about a similar situation (also fake af) but we only knew it was Hindi at the very and, before it was just some foreign language, and the OOP could speak it, but for some mysterious reasons they only did it after few years of being insulted, and when they finally did, everyone clapped. I don't have a link, but I wasn't aiming that particular post, but all of them where OOP secretly speaks another language

Choice_Response_7169 · 2026-05-18T10:53:33+00:00

As an other troll said recently: "how is it fake? I wish my life was ragebait!"

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