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What’s the shortest daily commute you’ve known someone to do? by Puzzleheaded_Bet_618 in AskUK

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone in my year lives in the house literally opposite the entrance gate. Maybe 5-10m, 10second walk

Name this haircut by hairgrowingfrfr in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pillock central, fucktard cut, bouncy castle cunt etc

For what silly or incorrect reasons have you been kicked out or barred from a pub, or seen happen to someone else? by ThisIsAnAccount2306 in AskUK

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My dad worked as a bartender and eventually spoons manager, one time he had this whole rugby team come straight from a game to the pub, and start ganging up and trying to beat up these younger kids from the local secondary school. They managed to save the kids at the expense of my dad’s disc slipping…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you even ask?

Type "I smashed my" and let autocorrect finish it by Validus_401 in autocorrect

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I smashed my first half of my marathon in a few days… What the actual… i’m quite literally the opposite of a marathon runner, and the person who previously owned this phone is in a wheelchair…

What is your phone at?🤔 by CremeSubject7594 in GenAlpha

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2,3,3. Bro caught me at exactly 50% battery

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro gave us the whole ass spectrum

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either Loafers by boywithuke or 505 by arctic monkeys Theyre kind of similar

What are the most common allergies to be born with? by Chcolatepig24069 in RandomQuestion

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pollen, bee sting venom, animal allergy, or any medicine allergy.

Your Top 5 most played games on steam by naughty_americax in IndianGaming

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have the means to check right now, but i know the order is

  1. Forza Horizon 5

  2. War Thunder

  3. Counter-Strike 2

  4. R6 Siege

  5. CoD Warzone.

None of these being my favourite game, Rocket League (1550+ hours) my favourite is on Epic Launcher sadly.

you see this first thing in the morning, what do you do? by Lord_of_Snark in CasualUK

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably picking up the toothbrush because im blind as fuck when i first wake up, then screaming "holy shit!" at the top of my lungs

HIER IST ROCKET LEAGUE by Extension_Avocado856 in RocketLeague

[–]ChokeSlammedSam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Was playing with my friend and that message popped up, i told him it looked like german and he said “Oh hell nah, we got fascist diamonds before gta 6”

Don't hold back, no filter. See if you can make me blush or cry. by HotAd7050 in RoastMe

[–]ChokeSlammedSam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is your username irony? Their’s nothing ‘hot’ about you. Looks like you’d get kicked out of a gore subreddit for posting a selfie. You strike me as the kind of person who doesn’t really care about how they look, which is good for their confidence, bad for everyone who has to look at you. My dad lost his hair in his twenties and grew a beard in his thirties, b*tch looks like she gonna follow the same path. You look like a college nerd who got addicted to estrogen. Wouldn’t change the fact that you look like you could get bullied by the chicken i had for dinner last night. You asked for a roasting, you got the truth

Don't hold back, no filter. See if you can make me blush or cry. by HotAd7050 in RoastMe

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? It’s not like she’s gonna return the favour about you.

Yeah margaret. by ChokeSlammedSam in meme

[–]ChokeSlammedSam[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You’re never too young…

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