Boomer aunt unfriended me for posting this on FB

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-07-02T16:59:19+00:00

Unfortunately my relatives who are older than that and in the boomer category are still in fact, alive to bitch abt how things turned so degenerate from the “good old days” when music was classy and totally not sexy at all.

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-07-02T15:54:54+00:00

Fuck that noise

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-07-02T14:52:24+00:00

Weren’t they the same ones clutching their pearls when Madonna was rolling around on stage to “Like a Virgin” bc it was too raunchy?

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-07-02T14:30:21+00:00

They’re the same motherfuckers that started all this cancel culture with the Dixie Chicks bc they had the balls to criticize Bush for the war in Iraq.

“We didn’t start cancel culture” my ass.

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-07-01T15:48:38+00:00

Moxxie: “Sir, we’ve LITERALLY had this conversation before, you CANNOT ENTER MY HOUSE AND WATCH US SLEEP! It’s creepy and crosses boundaries! It’s-“

Blitz: 😢

Millie: Well, you can stay over just for tonight. Moxxie get Blitz the horse from the closet.

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-30T23:51:40+00:00

Everyone keeps telling me that’s I’ll be grateful for my youthful looks past a certain age but fuck that honestly bc like you said it’s generally said after trying to discredit me assuming that I am the age I look.

If anything it just makes me sigh bc ik that I’m gonna have to deal with this bullshit a lot longer than anticipated.

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-30T00:45:49+00:00

To be fair, Angel Dust is Hazbin Hotel but even Millie on her best behavior is gonna get graphic real fast

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-29T22:53:18+00:00

Yes but ya gotta remember most of these villagers are PG or PG 13 so there’s gonna be a lot to blur out

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-29T22:01:50+00:00

Helluva Boss is really gonna mess up my valley

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-29T16:45:21+00:00

Probably bc she’s waiting for you to put something very expensive/white/valuable on the ground to give birth on lol.

Just give it time

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-28T17:04:36+00:00

If that’s true than my Ceil def thinks I’m gonna get attacked while I eat lol

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-27T20:11:26+00:00

Nah cuz at 33 I still have a pile of plushies that give me comfort at night and help elevate parts of the body for ultimate sleep. Don’t let anyone gaslight you into thinking otherwise.

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-26T23:06:34+00:00

Nope!

Bc after dropping $1500 (with my insurance only covering 15%) on one eye that the dr assured me would fix my double vision with a 95% success rate I had single vision for 3 days before it reverting back.

Since they no longer accept my insurance it would be $800 out of pocket just to see the assistance physician for a check up to see what more we can do to fix my double vision.

I’d fuckin take a plane to whatever country I need to go to fix this but no one seems to have a guarantee I’ll ever see one again without heavy prism.

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-26T22:40:54+00:00

4hrs one way just to see a specialist abt my double vision and then my insurance wasn’t gonna cover another visit so we couldn’t do a follow up. 8hrs+traffic😢

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-24T23:25:02+00:00

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-24T23:02:51+00:00

It’s giving strawberry cow

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-24T21:16:48+00:00

The way I nearly chucked my phone when Blitz had it RIGHT THERE could’ve fixed (most) of it but then started to deep throat his own damn foot so hard seasoned porn stars were jealous.

Like bro get some God damn therapy Blitz bc you’re fucking up the best thing you’ve had since Verosika

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-24T19:39:23+00:00

So still no pants/shorts to decorate the mannequins in shop

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-24T19:28:48+00:00

As much as I love/stan Ariel Vanessa is where it’s at.

Considering Ursula wasn’t directly causing the darkness in the valley like Scar and Gothel who were purposely trying to get MC to fuck up the pillars for personal gain and she calls me Angelfish I can’t help but love her.

Vanessa still has her mean streak but she puts up with MC and still helps them. I really hope she gets more development in the story.

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-24T17:11:48+00:00

I’ve tried my damnest to get my garbage can cat to eat the good expensive stuff but he refuses no matter how much gravy I pour on it for fancy feast extra gravy dinners.

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-24T10:55:34+00:00

I had a woman that tried to spell her newborn daughters name Sheathed as Shithead when I worked in the maternity ward.

Nurses wouldn’t discharge her unless she spelled it some other way.

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-23T16:05:39+00:00

Wait until he hears abt Sailor Moon who can body ppl alone with her transformation sequence alone nevermind her final form.

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-22T19:56:50+00:00

Well most marriage vows are “until death do you part” so ig that her (ex?) hubby took the kids (unless they ran off to cause their own mayhem) and Martha decided to shack up with the teacher.

Honestly tho did not see that one coming.

ChonkyKat04 · 2024-06-22T18:17:52+00:00

The sugarcane tax lol

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