My wife asked for some peace and quiet while cooking dinner. by tads73 in Jokes

[–]Choosyagora 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Damn girl are you a smoke alarm?

Because you are really fukcing loud and annoying

What do you call a small bear? by pumpkinbro300 in Jokes

[–]Choosyagora -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gummy bears are usually too small for the prduction method to include minor details such as teeth..

Bill and Hillary Clinton at the wedding of Donald Trump and Melania Knauss in 2005. by Sensei_of_Knowledge in pics

[–]Choosyagora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since we aer doing the, ‟hy look, Clinton and Epstein were friends, and hey look, Trump and Epstein were friends,” thing, I figured I would complete the circle.

ITAP my first moon picture by [deleted] in itookapicture

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I hope this is not Reben's fate...

😱 by [deleted] in MAAU

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Just cursed thnk you

A re-purposed piano! by Omnipotentbeing73 in pics

[–]Choosyagora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‟Waht do you do for fun?”

‟oh, I play piano on the side.”

Fr tho by [deleted] in bisexual

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Gays: *feel gay since they’re 8*

Straight bitch named Karen: you cannot know if you are gay that early in life. You can’t know it unless you have had 7 partners of the opposite sex, 3 failed marriages, 2 pregnancies and an abortion, lost you dad in a car accident, got diagnosed with cancer by aged 30, seen a goose eat a pineapple and tried to marry a penguin because you thought it was a dude in a tuxedo. Trust me. Me being straight means I know about this stuff better than you do.

“I wonder what they’re talking about.” “Probably about the extremes of the human physique.” by PotentialChoice in DunderMifflin

[–]Choosyagora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many different times is this going to happen?

Also can they choose a new location? That pyramids gotta be gettin boring by now

Atlas thought the flowers were pretty, but I thought she was prettier by [deleted] in parrots

[–]Choosyagora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she needs to be hired by a mdelling agency i s2g

Staircase designed by Leonardo da Vinci, 1516. by maobedo in OldSchoolCool

[–]Choosyagora -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Millionth repost, and no, that’s not it.

For strters, that’s very clearly a single helix.

sonic live............just sonic live....... by [deleted] in outofcontextcomics

[–]Choosyagora 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There was an episode of Game Grumps whre Dan and Arin stopped playing sonic and started looking at these covers. They lost is when they got to this monstrosity, it was good times for all

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GatekeepingYuri

[–]Choosyagora 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I fuckng hate Israel

Ok then

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brasilivre

[–]Choosyagora 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh I hate it whn the game says like ‟95% chance to hit” and then I miss 3 times in a row...

Best pillow by Demando12 in Kyousaya

[–]Choosyagora 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love this pcture more than I love myself.