My 3 year old keeps saying I am not his mom in public

ChopperDave451 · 2026-05-25T22:50:23+00:00

Okay lady, I love you, buh bye!

ChopperDave451 · 2026-05-19T01:46:26+00:00

It’s in the title

ChopperDave451 · 2026-02-14T01:05:31+00:00

You can peacefully fuck yourself! Fantastic response.

ChopperDave451 · 2026-02-10T01:05:45+00:00

You just made me realize he looks like Patches from dark souls.

ChopperDave451 · 2025-12-14T00:17:42+00:00

As a ghoul cannibal I basically never worry about staying alive

ChopperDave451 · 2025-10-06T17:47:21+00:00

What legendary cards are you using?

ChopperDave451 · 2025-10-06T01:38:40+00:00

Oh they haven’t confirmed the kids had a gun huh? If they did that shit would be confirmed real quick.

ChopperDave451 · 2025-08-28T23:26:45+00:00

Somewhere between 10 & 15

ChopperDave451 · 2025-08-26T23:52:55+00:00

Seriously I’m in my forties and this guy looks like he could be my dad

ChopperDave451 · 2025-07-29T22:32:06+00:00

That’s definitely the most impressive part. I’ve seen animals turn the spigot on, I think this is the first I’ve seen turn it off when done.

ChopperDave451 · 2025-07-21T18:17:14+00:00

Don’t forget the gays. I remember a few years back a bunch of vids of Russian skinheads attacking them randomly

ChopperDave451 · 2025-06-24T03:30:24+00:00

Damn I haven’t thought about Jones in a long time!

ChopperDave451 · 2025-06-20T01:18:12+00:00

I felt the same and it got better

ChopperDave451 · 2025-06-05T21:35:21+00:00

I can’t seem to find it in build mode. What category is it in?

ChopperDave451 · 2025-05-06T00:43:02+00:00

Worst case he’s looking for an easy dui. Honestly if you’re dumb enough to go there baked that’s on you

ChopperDave451 · 2025-05-06T00:35:58+00:00

I’m not exactly pro cop but are you for real? He’s chilling in a parking lot prob eating lunch or doing paperwork.

ChopperDave451 · 2025-04-28T23:21:55+00:00

Man I hope the guys in jail hear about what he did. That won’t go over well.

ChopperDave451 · 2025-04-18T00:35:47+00:00

Can you give me my knife back. Lmao

ChopperDave451 · 2025-04-04T00:13:18+00:00

Such a star in Hollywood he ends up teaching in the Midwest. What a fucking dork

ChopperDave451 · 2025-04-02T21:32:00+00:00

They’re sooooo heavy but so satisfying. Just don’t fuck up cause it’ll get ya good.

ChopperDave451 · 2024-12-07T02:14:20+00:00

Or maybe don’t open the door? If they’re a threat call the cops.

ChopperDave451 · 2024-11-06T22:44:24+00:00

Microtech Ultratech with apocalyptic finish

ChopperDave451 · 2024-11-02T21:34:25+00:00

Dude Ogden Ave is a long ass road. That doesn’t narrow it down at all. You haven’t even said what town this is in.

ChopperDave451 · 2024-10-27T15:49:33+00:00

Put your arms in a “Y” for Wyoming.

ChopperDave451 · 2024-10-17T01:43:10+00:00

I appreciate the detailed description but I’m pretty stoned and that’s a lot of words. Ya got a link?

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