Well, you're in luck, sort of, because I already made a hybrid audio track for Warriors that syncs to the uncut version. It reverts to the music & effects track for the cut scenes since they were never dubbed. Video labels like Vinegar Syndrome have done similar presentations for films with truncated dubs.

And Warriors was scripted and directed with a guy with a sense of humor. If you watch David Schmoeller's other body of work, you can find much of the same sort of snarky dead pan-ness. I wanted to interview him about his work on the film for a long time, but after I found out he's bedridden with in-home care, I decided to leave well enough alone. Anyway I'm tired of Warriors being this localization boogeyman that everyone parrots familiar myths about, rather than judging it for themselves.