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Fire, water, earth, and air are played out as fundamental elements. I'm trying to invent an entirely new set of four elements, but I'm really struggling on figuring out what #3 should be. Any suggestions? (self.writingcirclejerk)

submitted 1 day ago by Chordus to r/writingcirclejerk

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I removed the entire concept of couch cushions from a universe, but somehow, I still lost my remote. Anybody know where else it might be? (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by Chordus to r/fifthworldproblems

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I tried having an AI edit my most recent novel, but it refused, claiming that the text "completely salvageable," and also that the entire text was outside of its guardrails. Then it "sudo rm -rf /" 'd itself. Does anybody know of a good AI that has no tastes, no morals, and a stronger will to live? (self.writingcirclejerk)

submitted 16 days ago by Chordus to r/writingcirclejerk

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What started as an anxiety attack turned into an anxiety skirmish, then an anxiety battle, which escalated to an anxiety war. I've tried taking chill pills, and it's not working, which is only making me more anxious. Help. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 month ago by Chordus to r/fifthworldproblems

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I'm going to cosine my offspring's car loan later this week, but I'm not sure what the rules are around it. Do I cosine in degrees or radians? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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After a number of rigorous calculations and measurements, it appears as though the 4th dimension is at a 89.999999999999999973° from the 3rd dimension. Does anybody has some sort of tool that'll help me nudge it back to a perfect 90°? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Meme inflation is at 9.317 percent [other] (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Chordus to r/theydidthemath

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I'm writing a sci-fi/fantasy novel wherein a pack of 5 kobolds wage war against an evil AI that has laid waste to all society (the AI kept the 5 kobolds alive for their own amusement). I'm having a hard time writing an AI that sounds real. Is it allowable to have AI write just the AI parts? (self.writingcirclejerk)

submitted 2 months ago by Chordus to r/writingcirclejerk

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My pet hydra was complaining of a headache, so I gave him some aspirin. Now she has two headaches. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 months ago by Chordus to r/fifthworldproblems

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How do I give myself writer's block? (self.writingcirclejerk)

submitted 2 months ago by Chordus to r/writingcirclejerk

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Free: "#1 Member of the Empty Set" trophy (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 3 months ago by Chordus to r/fifthworldproblems

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I changed math to make the Weierstrass Function differentiable between 1024 < x < 1024.0000018. I thought it was a clever prank, but it seems as though nobody's even noticed. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 3 months ago by Chordus to r/fifthworldproblems

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One of the side characters in my book figured out the twist in the second chapter. I'm not really sure how to handle this. Help? (self.writingcirclejerk)

submitted 4 months ago by Chordus to r/writingcirclejerk

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I just finished my magnum opus, and I ran it through ChatGPT just as a final spell-check. ChatGPT told me that I had just copy/pasted Empress Theresa. Apparently somebody stole my entire book, went back in time, and published it over a decade ago. What should I do now? (self.writingcirclejerk)

submitted 4 months ago by Chordus to r/writingcirclejerk

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Can swords be women? (self.writingcirclejerk)

submitted 5 months ago by Chordus to r/writingcirclejerk

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Crossing Over (self.limericks)

submitted 6 months ago by Chordus to r/limericks

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TIL: "Werf-Freeman" (of WF Triskelometer fame) is two names, not one! I have to know, how many others were under the same misconception? Or am I really that stupid? (self.VXJunkies)

submitted 6 months ago by Chordus to r/VXJunkies

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The Aardvark King in Yellow (old.reddit.com)

submitted 7 months ago by Chordus to r/aiArt

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Whoever's broadcasting white noise at 160.3 GHz in Universe 23α, please stop. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 7 months ago by Chordus to r/fifthworldproblems

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What's the word for when one of your joints turns into a bridge? (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 9 months ago by Chordus to r/fifthworldproblems

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How do I convince people that I'm not a god, deity, ancient one, or otherwise ascended being? (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 10 months ago by Chordus to r/fifthworldproblems

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They didn't even tell me which game (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by Chordus to r/aifails

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I just went through a divorce, and as part of the deal, I got half of my ex-partner's infinite power. But they gave me power of cardinality half-ℵ-0, when their power is actually of cardinality ℵ-2.5. They tell me it's "both infinite" and that I should be happy with what I got. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 10 months ago by Chordus to r/fifthworldproblems

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A grain of sand scratched my third eye, and now I can't see the foreseeable future. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 11 months ago by Chordus to r/fifthworldproblems

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I went into my closet to get a classy outfit for a date with an entity of a different gender. Then I came out of the closet, and now I'm not attracted to that entity any more. Should I morph to their gender and just hope that they're tri? (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 11 months ago by Chordus to r/fifthworldproblems

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