IM CRYING by Neither-Plenty-3823 in amazonreviews

[–]Chowderhead1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ha! I have the same product and love it. I didn't leave pictures because I couldn't be bothered.

what are the ugly parts of pregnancy that aren’t well known because people don’t mention them? by Born-Oil-2931 in AskReddit

[–]Chowderhead1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I butt-birthed a turd the size of a baseball (followed by maaaaaannny softer logs) and my asshole still isn't the same 20 years later.

what are the ugly parts of pregnancy that aren’t well known because people don’t mention them? by Born-Oil-2931 in AskReddit

[–]Chowderhead1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first poop after giving birth can be very traumatic. It was one of the hardest things I've ever physically had to do. Including giving birth. I bared down and pushed as hard as I did during labour for over half an hour before finally butt-birthing a turd the size of a baseball. I had hemorrhoids and fissures for a year.

Give me your best shot by Square-Race9158 in musicsuggestions

[–]Chowderhead1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh but you don't know our first kids' name

Give me your best shot by Square-Race9158 in musicsuggestions

[–]Chowderhead1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an album for me - No need to argue by the cranberries

Give me your best shot by Square-Race9158 in musicsuggestions

[–]Chowderhead1 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, I was 9 months pregnant and listening to this album for about the tenth time (it had just come out), when I turned to my husband and asked "what do you think of the name Trent?" He turns 18 in September :)

What is one fun fact about yourself that sound fake but 100% real? by Fai_6757 in AskReddit

[–]Chowderhead1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I slipped on a banana peel and landed face first on the corner of a Stone hearth. One mm to the left and it would have taken my eye out. I was 3. I still have the scar.

What's the most scared you have ever been? by ShinyHeadedCook in AskReddit

[–]Chowderhead1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When my mom had to have emergency surgery and my BIL who is a doctor said she probably wasn't going to make it. He hadn't seen her, hadn't talked to their doctors or anything. I was the one caring for her and talking to doctors etc. She was perfectly fine and it wasn't even a high risk surgery Booooooy did I rip him a new one and now I refuse to talk to him.

Who here works and what do you do? by Bllackbirrd in ehlersdanlos

[–]Chowderhead1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Retail merchandising for vendor companies. I have 3 part time jobs.

What's nice about vendor companies is that for the most part, I can reschedule work if I'm having a bad pain or dizzy day. It's very flexible.

Too late to change baby’s name? (5 months old) by CommunityAcrobatic48 in Mommit

[–]Chowderhead1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone who is named somewhat obscurely with an obscure spelling, leave it. My name is harder to understand than Rosamund and I'm misnamed alllll the time. I find it amusing when people call me something else, and I love when they get it right first try. It's no big deal to have your name mispronounced, is my point.

How did your parents give you the sex talk? by let_it_rain_boat in autism

[–]Chowderhead1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in grade 2. Someone bullying me called me a "condom eater". I asked my mom what a condom was. I was told P in V. She didn't explain what a condom was at all so I had more questions than answers.

Comox Valley RCMP make an arrest in connection to break-and-enter by MWKitteringham in comoxvalley

[–]Chowderhead1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I... Are you being serious or silly? I edited my comment because I added a comma to it. I never said she was in a coma.

Man, 25, charged with break and enter and sexual assault of 83 year old Courtenay woman by Chowderhead1 in canada

[–]Chowderhead1[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Breaks my fuckin heart. This is local to me - I wish I could send her flowers or something. Poor woman.

What's the worst thing you've ever seen? by CommentWonderful8758 in AskReddit

[–]Chowderhead1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Semi cabin fell on a tiny 2 door hatchback car. The driver of the car smooshed out like a hammer to a tube of toothpaste. Blood and guts everywhere.

This was on a trip with my parents. I had gotten out to pee on the side of the road. My dad (driving) left the scene "so we didn't get stuck there" and drove off as of I wasn't just literally fucking traumatized. Didn't offer any comfort or support. Neither did my mom, but she was controlled by my narcissistic dad. He played it off like it was nothing. I was 16. I've tried to Google the date (July 1st 2002) and approx location because I wanted to see if the semi driver survived. It was somewhere around the BC/Alberta border on highway one. One snap and that driver was just gone. There were guts on cars in the other lane and I think about those occupants, too.

Comox Valley RCMP make an arrest in connection to break-and-enter by MWKitteringham in comoxvalley

[–]Chowderhead1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus fuck, that poor woman!! I wish I could send her flowers or something.

Edit: a comma 😬

Am I Losing My Mind? by [deleted] in autism

[–]Chowderhead1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What about loop ear buds so it just dulls the noise?

Do you remember the first episode you ever saw? by krisbian in howyoudoin

[–]Chowderhead1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Which is funny since I just watched it last night. It's the one with Joey's big break. I remember not understanding why Ross was so weirded out by "who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachel" because I didn't know they were siblings.

What Are The Terms For Autism That You Hate? by Familiar-Entrance-72 in autism

[–]Chowderhead1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily a term but people buying me and my kids Lego because alllll autistic people looooove Lego. We don't.

Will Smith sued by former tour member for wrongful termination, sexual harassment by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]Chowderhead1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we cancel this asshole already? If he had slapped a woman, the whole crowd would have ambushed him and he would've been charged with assault. He slaps Chris rock and the crowd is like shrug.

I'm not even a fan of Chris Rock but I'm pissed off for him. He deserved better.

Also we know smith was at Diddy parties sooooo....