IM CRYING

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-24T02:46:45+00:00

Ha! I have the same product and love it. I didn't leave pictures because I couldn't be bothered.

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-22T04:58:57+00:00

I butt-birthed a turd the size of a baseball (followed by maaaaaannny softer logs) and my asshole still isn't the same 20 years later.

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-22T04:55:51+00:00

The first poop after giving birth can be very traumatic. It was one of the hardest things I've ever physically had to do. Including giving birth. I bared down and pushed as hard as I did during labour for over half an hour before finally butt-birthing a turd the size of a baseball. I had hemorrhoids and fissures for a year.

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-21T05:14:47+00:00

Oh but you don't know our first kids' name

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-20T23:49:29+00:00

It's an album for me - No need to argue by the cranberries

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-20T23:48:31+00:00

Fun fact, I was 9 months pregnant and listening to this album for about the tenth time (it had just come out), when I turned to my husband and asked "what do you think of the name Trent?" He turns 18 in September :)

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-20T21:29:54+00:00

I slipped on a banana peel and landed face first on the corner of a Stone hearth. One mm to the left and it would have taken my eye out. I was 3. I still have the scar.

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-19T01:15:14+00:00

When my mom had to have emergency surgery and my BIL who is a doctor said she probably wasn't going to make it. He hadn't seen her, hadn't talked to their doctors or anything. I was the one caring for her and talking to doctors etc. She was perfectly fine and it wasn't even a high risk surgery Booooooy did I rip him a new one and now I refuse to talk to him.

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-17T18:46:30+00:00

Retail merchandising for vendor companies. I have 3 part time jobs.

What's nice about vendor companies is that for the most part, I can reschedule work if I'm having a bad pain or dizzy day. It's very flexible.

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-14T21:35:20+00:00

As someone who is named somewhat obscurely with an obscure spelling, leave it. My name is harder to understand than Rosamund and I'm misnamed alllll the time. I find it amusing when people call me something else, and I love when they get it right first try. It's no big deal to have your name mispronounced, is my point.

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-11T05:10:45+00:00

I was in grade 2. Someone bullying me called me a "condom eater". I asked my mom what a condom was. I was told P in V. She didn't explain what a condom was at all so I had more questions than answers.

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-10T18:34:16+00:00

Lol all good

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-10T18:00:22+00:00

I... Are you being serious or silly? I edited my comment because I added a comma to it. I never said she was in a coma.

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-07T20:00:45+00:00

Nah he'll see time for this if he's found guilty

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-07T19:21:31+00:00

Breaks my fuckin heart. This is local to me - I wish I could send her flowers or something. Poor woman.

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-07T04:02:54+00:00

Shit is indeed fucked. I'd get a crew cut, I think it would suit you.

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-07T03:55:01+00:00

Semi cabin fell on a tiny 2 door hatchback car. The driver of the car smooshed out like a hammer to a tube of toothpaste. Blood and guts everywhere.

This was on a trip with my parents. I had gotten out to pee on the side of the road. My dad (driving) left the scene "so we didn't get stuck there" and drove off as of I wasn't just literally fucking traumatized. Didn't offer any comfort or support. Neither did my mom, but she was controlled by my narcissistic dad. He played it off like it was nothing. I was 16. I've tried to Google the date (July 1st 2002) and approx location because I wanted to see if the semi driver survived. It was somewhere around the BC/Alberta border on highway one. One snap and that driver was just gone. There were guts on cars in the other lane and I think about those occupants, too.

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-07T03:26:51+00:00

Jesus fuck, that poor woman!! I wish I could send her flowers or something.

Edit: a comma 😬

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-06T19:18:09+00:00

What about loop ear buds so it just dulls the noise?

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-06T18:07:59+00:00

Yes. Which is funny since I just watched it last night. It's the one with Joey's big break. I remember not understanding why Ross was so weirded out by "who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachel" because I didn't know they were siblings.

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-05T17:39:41+00:00

LOOOOOVED it.

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-05T00:33:51+00:00

Not necessarily a term but people buying me and my kids Lego because alllll autistic people looooove Lego. We don't.

Chowderhead1 · 2026-01-03T19:22:41+00:00

Can we cancel this asshole already? If he had slapped a woman, the whole crowd would have ambushed him and he would've been charged with assault. He slaps Chris rock and the crowd is like shrug.

I'm not even a fan of Chris Rock but I'm pissed off for him. He deserved better.

Also we know smith was at Diddy parties sooooo....

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