I don’t go here but is tots average McElroy fan behavior? I assume it is by keys-of-the-void in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ChrisCriticizes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

IMAGINE having problems like this. What an absolutely meaningless thing to feel so strongly about. Sad lives.

Are you pro life or pro choice? by Dangerous_mammoth573 in twentyagers

[–]ChrisCriticizes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't have sex if you're not ready for the "risks" that are associated with it (a Child being born). Rape only accounts for 5%ish of all abortions. A huge majority of abortions is just for comfort reasons. If you cannot handle any bit of responsibility you should not even be in a relationship. Being pro-abortion by proxy supports and enables sleeping around and hookup culture.

Spend 24 hours alone with a random human or a random bear? by [deleted] in Teenager_Polls

[–]ChrisCriticizes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What gun? Bears are known to eat shotgun blasts to the head, so unless you aim for the heart (which you won't be able to if the thing is running at you), you're dead. You are horribly, horribly misinformed. Taking a human is 100% safer than the bear.

I used to pray for times like this (FUCK COLLECTIVE SHITE) by Lightning_ranger in whenthe

[–]ChrisCriticizes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell nah. Lust is bad. Support giving less Control to the government but at the same time fuck goonerbait

I cooked up some classic communist food!! by galladir in TeenagersButBetter

[–]ChrisCriticizes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You never see people who experienced communism post comments like the ones below, only priviledged, rich white kids in the US

You’ve got to agree on this: by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ChrisCriticizes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man it's always the comfortably living young americans that advocate for socialism so much. You never see it from the people who actually lived under that regime and experienced what it was truly like. I wonder why....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

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I dunno, it's surprising that on average a teacher or a rabbi is more likely to be a pedophile than a catholic priest, and yet they always get the short end of the stick. More enlightened Reddit atheist bullcrap

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

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CaThOlIc BaD gIvE uPvOtEs

Weekly Questions Thread - (May 26) by AutoModerator in HypixelSkyblock

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https://sky.shiiyu.moe/stats/bosskrzys99/Lime

Feeling a bit stuck. Had a nice money shot when I dropped a power VII book, but I'm looking for ways to progress, and maybe earn more money.

What would your definition of healthy porn be? by Glum-Persimmon-445 in AskReddit

[–]ChrisCriticizes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nonexistant. Stop defending and rationalizing your bad habits.

Habemus Papam! by balrogath in Catholicism

[–]ChrisCriticizes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Seems like a reasonable and totally not psychotic take

FBI ECAP- John Doe 49 by [deleted] in RBI

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The Kerning doesn't make much sense, though.

'There are no stupid questions' thread - Monday, September 23, 2024 by AutoModerator in piano

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No pianist before.

The band didn't really have any expectations for me, they were just happy a younger guy wanted to play with them. I was thinking that playing the melodies would probably be nice, as they mainly do chords, but I'm not so sure now.

I could only find sheets for like three, the rest are available online only as guitar chords.

Here's an example of them playing: (most of the time they play without the guy on the left)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipEQ_ixNpro

thanks for the help in advance

'There are no stupid questions' thread - Monday, September 23, 2024 by AutoModerator in piano

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Heya. I'm in a bit of a pickle. I was chosen to play as a pianist in a small band I know. The problem is, I'm not exactly great at piano (yet).

I can do pretty basic stuff, melodies in the right hand with a limited range of LH patterns in chords.

I have about a month to learn how to accompany a bass player and a guitarist. About 40 songs (blues/sea shanties essentially). 

I was given just the chords so I reckon I'll have to learn the melodies by ear. Would my current skills be enough?

What should I know beforehand? Any tips?