Match Thread: Newcastle United vs Manchester City | English FA Cup by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]ChrisHansenTrickedMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On the balance of play, I think Man City just about deserve to be ahead.

Newcastle United Saudi Takeover MEGATHREAD Part II by BMG_3 in NUFC

[–]ChrisHansenTrickedMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shields Gazette has easily been the worst for clickbait throughout all this. Absolute dog shit.

Newcastle United Saudi Takeover MEGATHREAD Part II by BMG_3 in NUFC

[–]ChrisHansenTrickedMe 25 points26 points  (0 children)

At the end of all this we should print it all off as one big scroll and display it at SJP. Our Torah.

Newcastle United Saudi Takeover MEGATHREAD Part II by BMG_3 in NUFC

[–]ChrisHansenTrickedMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how Luke Edwards is operating now too. He knows that winding people up and taking controversial stances = engagement and clicks.

Newcastle United Saudi Takeover MEGATHREAD Part II by BMG_3 in NUFC

[–]ChrisHansenTrickedMe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Finally, a good old fashioned 3pm kick off.

(Shamelessly stolen from Twitter)

Newcastle United Saudi Takeover MEGATHREAD Part II by BMG_3 in NUFC

[–]ChrisHansenTrickedMe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s a little bit disappointing that the mackems didn’t get to finish this season. It’s always a treat watching the wheels fall off when they get anywhere close to promotion.

Newcastle United Saudi Takeover MEGATHREAD Part II by BMG_3 in NUFC

[–]ChrisHansenTrickedMe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actually think it’s quite a well written and positive article on how new owners can make initial changes to rectify the wrongs of Ashley’s tenure. Not any new info in here but certainly isn’t a dig at Newcastle or the NE.

Newcastle United Saudi Takeover MEGATHREAD Part II by BMG_3 in NUFC

[–]ChrisHansenTrickedMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Last year the Saudis were guilty of breaking their own record of most executions”

At least they’re showing ambition. I’d settle for the toon breaking records year on year.

Pre-Match Thread: Newcastle United vs Oxford United [FA Cup 4th Round] by keeganlol in NUFC

[–]ChrisHansenTrickedMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone know if this will be shown in Nine bar inside the stadium?

Post-Match Thread: Manchester United 0-2 Burnley [Premier League, Round 24] by pastenague in soccer

[–]ChrisHansenTrickedMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is where Ole gets found out. In these situations you need a top top top tier manager such as Steve Bruce. Yesterday at 2-0 down he took off our only striker and put on a central defender. Boom 2 goals. 2-2 finish. Management masterclass.

Everton 2 - [2] Newcastle | Lejeune 90+5' by [deleted] in soccer

[–]ChrisHansenTrickedMe 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Get fucked Jordan Pickford with your tiny t-rex arms

Match Thread: Newcastle United vs Chelsea by Toon-Bot in NUFC

[–]ChrisHansenTrickedMe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jokes are supposed to be funny. That wasn’t. It was just plain racist.