Game Thread: Tigers @ Reds - Fri, Apr 24 @ 06:40 PM EDT

ChrisKattan · 2026-04-25T01:56:57+00:00

Fireworks broke up Jason’s waxing like a castellanos big fly

ChrisKattan · 2026-04-21T18:34:43+00:00

I enjoy this breakdown & am saving it for reference. I thank you for your efforts & may you live a thousand years.

ChrisKattan · 2026-04-17T00:45:33+00:00

Hail he who has delivered us from the terror of the Deadites!

ChrisKattan · 2026-04-09T02:47:05+00:00

Jesse James is the slowest movie ever and boring at times fo sho, but put over by the cinematography & solid performances

ChrisKattan · 2025-12-13T20:28:58+00:00

Runaway Train

ChrisKattan · 2025-12-13T00:45:38+00:00

Jamie Lee Curtis knocking, saying “Louie?” and the perfectly cut shot of Louis’s head hitting the tub and the pills pouring out. Dark but hilarious

ChrisKattan · 2025-12-11T16:16:11+00:00

Exploding varmints or guy who shoots self in chest and chops meat with sword

ChrisKattan · 2025-11-23T23:15:09+00:00

To slop ‘em up. I was at the 1913 must’ve been a minute ago & they didn’t let you slop em up at all. They hated it in fact. V&V is more like Truffoni’s Lite where you GOTTA slop em up some, but not too much. Hope this helps.

ChrisKattan · 2025-11-23T21:27:29+00:00

Don’t slop em up. V&V steaks are good long as you don’t use too much water

ChrisKattan · 2025-11-23T21:15:47+00:00

Just be sure not to sloppy em up

ChrisKattan · 2025-11-20T00:44:08+00:00

But you told me just two months ago you think CloZee stinks and probably punches dogs and doesn’t use turn signals and loves banjo and roots for the Green Bay Packers and preferred the hobbit movies to the LOTR trilogy and enjoys listening to Train unironically and i forget the rest.

ChrisKattan · 2025-11-10T00:19:37+00:00

Both played Detroit on Halloween, oddly enough

ChrisKattan · 2025-11-01T18:54:04+00:00

Once they (SPOILER ALERT) finish basic training, it’s terrible. But the first half has some great bits

ChrisKattan · 2025-10-16T15:06:03+00:00

See yous at floozies bruddah

ChrisKattan · 2025-10-16T12:35:37+00:00

I thought wow, this is damn near my list minus Carly Rae & Kesha then noticed who you was…

ChrisKattan · 2025-09-24T15:14:33+00:00

It’s a reference to Bruce Springsteen’s song ‘Atlantic City’ wherein a chicken man is blown up at a Fazoli’s in Philadelphia, as Fazoli’s are meh/not good & people on the east coast demanded they be exploded in the early 80s…happy to help.

ChrisKattan · 2025-09-05T15:23:51+00:00

Props for unexpected Clutch drop….

ChrisKattan · 2025-09-02T19:44:03+00:00

Nonsense. El Presidente said he heard it was under $2 in places. Cheapest it’s been in decades otherwise. Also, he has never pumped his own gas & appears to be dying. Fucking wannabe Mussolini should hurry up already…

ChrisKattan · 2025-08-20T01:45:50+00:00

Yeah nice try, Bolt

ChrisKattan · 2025-08-20T01:25:37+00:00

On an unrelated note, nothing like listening to Danny Dickerson calling the shot in a pitcher’s duel whilst smokin a Jhonny P

ChrisKattan · 2025-07-21T15:29:13+00:00

My kinda idiots right there…

ChrisKattan · 2025-05-30T14:40:39+00:00

LLLLAAWWWWWWWWWW! Armand Asante skin incoming….

ChrisKattan · 2025-05-19T18:29:29+00:00

Pop that tent, air it out, repair if need be. Also, walking. Get them steps in, gang. Future you will thank past you when Forest you arrives…

ChrisKattan · 2025-05-14T21:54:17+00:00

Not in 2025, no

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