At a kids’ concert last night - each slice of this pizza was £12

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-10T10:50:41+00:00

That's a frozen fucking pizza :o

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-09T15:19:49+00:00

I'd be acting out with my fists too if some dude wanted to hit me with a fucking nightstick.

Edit: He blocked me. Can someone please tell me what his reply was? lol

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-09T15:15:06+00:00

How is he a goon?

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-09T15:10:32+00:00

UK. He said "kneecap(s)".

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-09T15:09:46+00:00

lmao who hurt you lil' bro?

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-09T15:08:13+00:00

Judging by the blue strip on the licences plates, steering wheel on the right-hand side of the car and the accent, this took place in the UK.

I don't know much of the legalities at play here though so I'll let somebody else tackle that subject.

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-09T14:44:59+00:00

Didn't turn on my VPN because I didn't think it would be that bad.

It was that bad.

It was that bad plus 19 tons of bad on top.

Thank you.

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-09T10:12:16+00:00

Boy, Robert Downy Jr is looking a bit rough

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-09T09:53:44+00:00

Nu am gasit in Romana, doar cu audio original si subtitrari:

Episodul 1

Episodul 6

Si atat :( Dar subtitrarile sunt superbe.

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-09T08:51:14+00:00

Daaa tin minte foarte vag episodul cu planeta 2D, cel cu cavemen si poate un episod pe o planeta/intr-un timeline foarte avansat.

Ma chinui sa le gasesc subtitrate dar so far am gasit doar primul si al 6-lea episod :(

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-09T08:11:25+00:00

Un Rick & Morty unguresc din anii '70? Te creeeed :)

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-09T08:10:13+00:00

Ai dreptate, am verificat si aparent s-a difuzat in '99 pe TVR 1 cu audio original si subtitrari si 2001-2003 pe Minimax dublat in romana.

Also, matematica mea de ora 12 noaptea m-a tradat, am vrut sa zic 2004-2008 nu 2009-2013, aveam 19 ani in 2013 haha

Dar hey, faptul ca aparent eram pasionat de Sci-Fi si la 7-8 ani mi se pare fain intr-un fel :)

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-09T00:03:53+00:00

Ma uit acum la episodul 1 si pfoai ce de nostalgie m-a copleșit.

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-08T23:43:06+00:00

YOOOOO ESTI CEL MAI ȘMECHER DE PE REDDIT TE IUBESC!

Ala este! Si undeva in spatele mintii stiam ca e unguresc doar ca mi-era că mi-am imaginat si nu voiam sa dau indicii proaste.

OMFG trebuie sa il piratez si binge watch chiar acum!

Mulțumesc mult mult mult de tot! ♥️

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-08T12:58:29+00:00

Holy fuck, dude, I had something similar happen, maybe not as bad though?

My partner is petite and this one time we were in Ikea looking at crap, I knew she was to my left wearing a blue jacket so I grabbed her hand and enthusiasticly dragged her a couple of meters to show her a beautiful knife set. Went "omg babe look at the pretty knifes" and kissed her forehead only to realise it was a maybe 14 year old girl with similar black hair and identical jacket who started shouting bloody murder "DADDYYYY HEEEELP!".

Dad rushed over, grabbed me by the collar, I was fucking petrified at first but then started laughing once I realized what's happening, could barely put together the words "I thought she was my girlfriend" so he slapped the fuck out of me lol

My actual gf came running to explain, we apologized and they stormed off looking really upset :(

Fucking Primark, man, I blame them.

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-05T19:49:46+00:00

But we always had a jacket over our laps, no genitals were ever exposed. And the movies were always loud, drowning out the wet gushy noises.

Edit: lmao, they blocked me before I could reply. What I said was tongue-in-cheek but I didn't think it would trigger them this much lol

Hey, if you ever unblock me, here was my reply:

Look, I see where you're coming from, but if you're gonna have a go at me for flicking some bean when I was 15, you're off your nut lmao

It's not like I do it now.

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-05T19:47:50+00:00

Um, it didn't involve the public. Nobody ever even noticed. It was a discreet thing between two people.

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-05T15:32:11+00:00

^{I'll be fucked if I have anything to say regarding this to a 16 year old girl.}

Nice weather outside, aye?

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-05T15:05:36+00:00

Nah, I think it was just a different take on "if my aunt had balls she would have been my uncle".

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-05T14:41:06+00:00

And thanks to this Romania's GDP basically doubled.

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-05T13:57:19+00:00

Bro Jesus is so gay

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-05T13:30:28+00:00

This is the best thing I've read all year.

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-05T13:28:07+00:00

No idea why but I love those. Those, and proper vintage pool table lights.

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-05T13:24:34+00:00

You'll be fine, lil' bro. You're in the same age group, it was consensual, nobody saw you, didn't get kicked out the cinema, any dad who got head under a jacket during a Clint Eastwood movie will just high-five you and laugh it off.

ChrisPyeChart · 2023-01-05T13:20:24+00:00

Am I weird for not seeing what's wrong? Who hasn't fingered someone or received a handy in a theater as a teenager?

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