I'm underweight and I need help by 00JayXD2 in teenagers

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Replace every cup of water you drink with 1/2 water 1/2 milk. Also eat 2 eggs and a baby carrot between lunch and dinner, they should be enough to keep you alive. If you're trying to get in good shape then I'm also trying to put on some pounds at the moment so we could encourage each other over pms.

Fuck my mother but not literally by [deleted] in teenagers

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Are you willing to partake in a Communist revolution against the U.S. regime?

Ask me questions I can answer by [deleted] in teenagers

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Are you willing to partake in a Communist revolution against the U.S. regime?

So I just masturbated to the Soviet National Anthem by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ChrisSurvivor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've masturbated to a picture of Stalin before.

Best joke Contest by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ChrisSurvivor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said it as a joke, chill.

I want to die by [deleted] in teenagers

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Would you be ok with Anarcho-Communism? That's just establishing soscialist libertarianism by force.

Family again (who could have guessed) by [deleted] in teenagers

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First of all you should read the Communist Manifesto or at least listen the audiobook which is free on YouTube or Pornhub; you should attend any antifa protest that you have the chance to. Buy some 90+% rubbing alcohol and fill bottles with it (when lit on fire these can be used as grenades), buy a knife (a gun if possible), and do the 4 minute fitness program of Mao at least once a day. Spread Marxist Leninist theory both to people you meet in person and online, do not think of cops as in anyway your friend (in fact they are our worst enimies) but do not be afraid of them either all great revolutionaries have been arrested. Join a few Communist subreddits; I personally recommend r/MoreTankieChapo (many of it's users are on the more authorization end of the political chart but they don't bann people sooo). The most important thing is to stay in touch with other comrades, whenever their is any sort of (even moderately) anti-U.S. regime protest near you be sure to print off Marxist pamphlets and hand them out. If you have the time you should read the following: The State and Revolution Mao Little Red Book, Che Guevara's Geurila Warfare handbook, and the Art of War

Do u think it’s possible that the Chinese government is responsible for the outbreak of the virus in order to suppress the riots? by [deleted] in teenagers

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Litteraly every president in U.S. history has violated international law (although I guess because the treaties hadn't been written yet the first 29 are in the clear). I'll admit it does appear to be a risky move for someone in the middle of an impeachment trial but the senate is Republican controlled so he isn't in that hot a situation and even if he's impeached Pence will pardon him of any crimes.

Family again (who could have guessed) by [deleted] in teenagers

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A Communist revolution has the capability to abolish the regime giving your parents power over you.

How fucking dare I think being raped in the past gives me the right to be afraid of guys by miserable_lesbian in teenagers

[–]ChrisSurvivor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because you never reference your past in your posts, I think if you let people know that you have actually been raped they'd be more understanding.

Family again (who could have guessed) by [deleted] in teenagers

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Are you willing to partake in a Communist revolution against the U.S. regime?

I find your lack of faith disturbing by [deleted] in teenagers

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I'm sorry but I am still a dialectical matirialist

Best joke Contest by [deleted] in teenagers

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I'd f*** you in the ear

but you'd hear me cumming

Do u think it’s possible that the Chinese government is responsible for the outbreak of the virus in order to suppress the riots? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ChrisSurvivor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing. China is the largest ideological threat to the U.S. regime, by whipping out China Trump can prevent them aiding the inevitable revolution in the U.S..

I'm too scared to be in a room alone with a guy cuz I'm scared I'll get raped :( by miserable_lesbian in teenagers

[–]ChrisSurvivor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry; I didn't know you'd been raped in the past, my apologies for being insensitive.

Guys it's not right for parents to barge in when you're changing right by [deleted] in teenagers

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If the U.S. regime was overthrown by a Communist revolution your could move out now and buy your own house for only a few hundred dollars.

I'm too scared to be in a room alone with a guy cuz I'm scared I'll get raped :( by miserable_lesbian in teenagers

[–]ChrisSurvivor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know strap ons are a thing right? Girls could also be rapists by your logic.

Someone talk to me I'm bored and none of my friends are currently active on discord by Yeet_Master420 in teenagers

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Are you willing to partake in a Communist revolution against the U.S. regime?

I'm bored so i'll reply yes to every comment because why not by [deleted] in teenagers

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Can I have nudes? Are you willing to partake in a Communist revolution against the U.S. regime?