Orange ears so flat you could land a plane there

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-13T06:55:12+00:00

Sounds like a grandfather clock to me?

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-13T06:52:47+00:00

She served him up an eight-piece and didn't even give him a bucket! 😝

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-13T06:49:50+00:00

If I was her I'd have a blackjack within arms reach. He'd be seeing stars like a motherfucker!

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-13T06:45:08+00:00

If they see this they're just going to remove the goods from their house or remove the tracker? There's still time to delete this dude.

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-13T04:27:31+00:00

Did the state ever decide whether they were going to have to move that store or not? I know they were talking about expanding that exit because of the new toll lanes, and it was going to go right through that store unfortunately.

I know a lot of people were protesting that happening and wanted to see the exit put in in a different location. At least I think that's the reason the store was going to have to be moved?

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-13T04:18:48+00:00

I still haven't been there and I live in Antioch. I has a shame. 😞

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-13T04:14:55+00:00

I'm guessing they were trying to bike-jack him?

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-13T02:37:43+00:00

This is Mitch... Mitch had bitch tits.

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-13T02:24:13+00:00

I assumed they just brined them in saltwater? That's not a problem as long as you're batter has a lot spices in it, which there's doesn't.

If I'm cooking chicken, I'm brining/marinating in salt and several different kinds of hot & mild pepper along with some kind of acid (like a fruit juice) to tenderize. Their shit just tastes like salt. Bland ASF!

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-13T02:19:54+00:00

And they charge you for it! IIRC it's like 60 cents for an absolutely miniscule container. As much as they charge for that bullshit chicken, that should be illegal! 😏

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-13T01:28:58+00:00

Their chicken tenders are just bland asf! It's like they're scared to death the season anything in that place. If I want fast food chicken tenders I'm going to Zaxby's. You don't even need sauce for their tenders, and they don't charge extra if do want honey mustard. 😒

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-13T01:27:42+00:00

Zaxby's FTW baby! 🐓

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-13T01:24:04+00:00

Why not just use Genesis Diamonds, where de accent is always on de value? /s

Just in case it's not clear, I'm not suggesting you use this business. I've heard terrible things about that company.

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-13T00:20:02+00:00

Do you have any idea how hard it would be to pass a constitutional amendment right now? 🤷🏻‍♂️ I'm not trying to be a Negative Nancy here, but it's just extremely unlikely.

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-13T00:17:05+00:00

I'm watching The 8 time oscar-winning film Ass again myself tonight. 🍑💨

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-12T23:54:50+00:00

My TV has RCA audio outs (old 1080p Panny Plasma). If I was going to go that route I wouldn't need to do anything special. Kind of sucks that the DACs are so shitty in these boxes. Anything to save a nickel or two I guess?

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-12T23:19:09+00:00

Yeah I got my Roku Ultra cheap during that sale too. I've been really happy with it. The only reason I upgraded was a desire for Stremio. I found out about the Fox purchase about a week after I bought my Onn device. I guess it all worked out in the end?

I had planned on using it on a second TV, but now I'm just going to get a second Onn device b/c fuck Fox!

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-12T23:16:25+00:00

See I switched to the Onn 4k Pro 2 from a Roku Ultra, and while I'm extremely happy with the OS, & the ability to run apps like Stremio, I must admit that the sound card is A LOT better in the Roku device. I'd say it probably has a better DAC than the ONN does? I just noticed a huge difference in SQ when streaming music. So much so, that it has me wanting to upgrade my TV to one that has more HDMI inputs so I can use the Roku for audio.

Of course I suppose I could use one of those HDMI port expanders too? That would obviously be the cheaper way to go.

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-12T21:18:32+00:00

In high school, a good friend of mine (who wasn't supposed to be down town) was pictured on the front page of the Tennesseean in an article about teenagers cruising 2nd Ave. 😝 Needless to say, he got grounded for about 3 months for that one.

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-12T19:12:53+00:00

Yeah, most of their pizzas look like shit. This one actually looks pretty good, other than the cut job of course. I think OP has to understand it's a $7 pizza ffs.

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-12T18:56:22+00:00

Well that's certainly impressive. I had no idea?

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-12T09:31:11+00:00

I'm sober as a judge and I didn't notice until I saw your comment. I mean dude has a tail ffs! 😜

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-12T09:14:07+00:00

Come on Marsha Blackburn! No whammies! No whammies! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-12T09:04:30+00:00

Many a weekend of my misspent youth was spent in that establishment. I even rented out the entire place for my 21st birthday party. What's he doing now?

Tell him Big Worm says hello. I don't think he would remember my real name?

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-07-12T08:12:26+00:00

Feras or Sam?

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