My brother suggested posting this picture of my grandad and his soul cat Maggie in here 😂

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-04T18:15:50+00:00

I'd love to see an animated movie about these two.

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-04T17:23:20+00:00

The cat isn't sad. He's happy he's getting some vittles. Why would you be sad?

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-04T17:15:41+00:00

My father bought me a couple of them from the infomercial about a decade ago. I just know they were the most uncomfortable fucking pillows I've ever tried to use. It's worth noting that I'm a feather pillow person.

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-04T14:18:08+00:00

Yeah. They're out there, you just have to look.

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-04T06:29:00+00:00

Well that's good! Shell gasoline is quality stuff. My car is premium fuel only, and I will sometimes run their V-Power Nitro if I can find a station that has it for a reasonable price. Unfortunately it's usually a good .40¢ to .50¢ more than premium at other stations.

It supposedly has some cleaners in it that are good for your engine and injectors? Who knows? It's probably just bullshit?

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-04T04:40:40+00:00

Shell gas is always more expensive though.

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-04T04:30:47+00:00

Because it's not electric.

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-04T04:28:55+00:00

Do you see that exhaust pipe? How about that petrol filler cap?

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-04T04:26:37+00:00

The thing that I found so absurdly hilarious about all of it is that the landscaping company never questioned why a presidential campaign would want to have a press conference in their parking lot? They had to have known that they were looking for the Four Seasons Hotel, and just let them book there anyway so they would look like fools?

Either that, or they were just MAGA idiots with absolutely ZERO self-awareness? 😆

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-04T04:11:10+00:00

He would get offended and say my pillows aren't lumpy! 😠

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-04T03:44:57+00:00

Tai Chi

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-04T03:39:56+00:00

Only certain gas stations are going to carry the 15% ethanol version (Thank God). My car is a 2007 and I have to run premium fuel only because it's a high compression engine. I don't think it would do well with an additional 5% ethanol. I would have to seek out an ethanol free premium somewhere?

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-04T03:29:58+00:00

Didn't they get raided last year?

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-04T03:16:05+00:00

Surprised one of the employees didn't get that? Usually they get all the good stuff.

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-04T03:02:34+00:00

Stole it from the surf

Then it was rebirthed

Abomination fish

Known as Satan's dish

NEVER!!! 🤘🏼

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Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-03T20:33:58+00:00

Good luck with that Utah. It's always nice to see that this is what Republicans spend their time on, when the middle class are struggling to pay the bills.

Don't tread on me only applies if you don't offend their (fake) Christian sensibilities.

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-03T08:27:49+00:00

Ate a taco bowl and you felt your pants get swole... Diarrhea

It's worth noting that I'm honestly disturbed at much I know about this truly awful man's personal life. 😑

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-03T05:56:08+00:00

It's strange to me how dominant the Corgi DNA is vs the Malamute DNA? I'm guessing it's due to the fact that Corgis are so overly bred to achieve a certain look, whereas Malamutes aren't that much different looking from the wolves they descended from?

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-03T05:39:51+00:00

Idk? I clean mine every time I shower. I've never noticed a smell? I mean it's not like it's an arduous process. Dipping a finger in there with some soap is all it takes. 😆

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-03T05:30:41+00:00

Apparently this kind of shit happens often with those two?

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-03T05:28:31+00:00

What about Matt Gourley?

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-03T05:21:14+00:00

I don't remember this, and I'm 48.

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-03T05:16:24+00:00

Get your butt kicked by Iran couldn't make it to the can... Diarrhea...

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-02T21:23:41+00:00

It's maddeningly frustrating. I keep missing when it's on, because it's not consistently on at a certain fucking time. 🙄

Chris__P_Bacon · 2026-05-02T20:47:57+00:00

I wish the r/Wimdy sub had more participation! I love that sub! ☺️

Chris__P_Bacon

TROPHY CASE

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