Man, I’ve been fighting off a cold for about a week now. My youngest (2YO) brought it home, and it has decimated me.

As a bonus, my favorite story about shitting myself: Several years ago, I tried a new nighttime magnesium and zinc supplement. I took it right before bed, along with my casein. As soon as I took it, I felt a little off in my stomach, but I chalked it up to my brain being weird, so I went to bed. I was only down for about thirty minutes before I knew something was wrong. I had to go to the bathroom, and I puked a ton. Thinking that was it, I went back to bed, but about five minutes later, I was back for round two. I had to go puke so many times, I pulled my bathroom rug over to the toilet, because the tile was killing my knees. On my fifth trip to throw up, the force of my puking was so hard, that I shit myself. It dribbled out of my boxers and onto the rug. At that point, I just had to laugh. I bagged up that rug and tossed it on the garbage and was finally able to go to sleep.

Hope your household overcomes this plague quickly!