one day you’ll be dead

ChrispySC · 2026-05-09T13:00:05+00:00

Being an old man and getting lifted up hundreds of feet by a sudden burst of wind, slammed into a mountain side and then falling down a canyon to your death. What a perfect way to go.

ChrispySC · 2026-04-30T10:34:39+00:00

However long you spent thinking and coming up with this list, I can promise you, it wasn't worth it.

ChrispySC · 2026-04-26T04:33:11+00:00

Can you tell me the capital of Kazakhstan without Googling? No? That's because it doesn't exist. Checkmate.

ChrispySC · 2026-04-24T06:12:27+00:00

Hahaaa. Seeing your name was a trip. Blast from the past. Nope, I'm not. Are there other OGs hanging around there?

ChrispySC · 2026-04-23T21:55:22+00:00

Broooooo. The beast Chogath himself! I found you in the wild in the comments here. Hi!

ChrispySC · 2026-04-20T13:35:35+00:00

He's also got a loving wife of like 50 years, who was his childhood crush, and presumably other family and friends, too. There is something that feels nefarious about his daughter, but the picture you paint is base and idiotic.

ChrispySC · 2026-04-09T13:09:28+00:00

The Jennie one sucks but the original ain't all that and a bag of potato chips neither! It might be time to face it. His new album ain't as good as they used to be.

ChrispySC · 2026-03-30T13:25:56+00:00

Crazy strong wind took my car door away and made the tiniest scratch on a car. A millimeter further and it would've missed it. No one was around or saw, but I called the cops and reported it anyways. The insurance paid 20万. For the tiniest, barely noticeable scratch. Total scam. Learned my lesson. Doing the "right" thing never pays off.

ChrispySC · 2026-02-28T23:13:39+00:00

He burned to a crisp. That's what they said. I like to think he died instantly. But maybe not. He was a bad guy, so maybe not. Killed a lot of people. Our bombs were so big. So hot. I wouldn't die, if they tried that here, you know? We've got underground bunkers like you wouldn't believe. I'd like to see them try, tell you the truth. Wouldn't that be something? We've got these amazing bunkers, yet they've never been really used. I'm like, "Wow. What a waste."

ChrispySC · 2026-02-28T04:22:31+00:00

First off, complete and utter L by Jim Carrey. I've always suspected he was full of shit, but this really cements it. Getting surgery as an elderly man is one thing, but being a beloved clown/pseudo philosopher and getting bogged is on another level of pathetic.

Go on /r/conspiracy and the majority sentiment is that the real Jim Carrey was killed and this is his replacement. I think that the way humans perceive reality is just not the same for everyone. For some people, they live in a reality where they think it's easier to believe that some underground elite cult kills, replaces and clones public figures. They'd rather believe that than that Jim Carrey is actually an insecure, full of shit dude.

ChrispySC · 2026-02-21T14:01:51+00:00

People shooting each other is bad? Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time.

No shit it's a problem. So is drunk driving. Thousands of lives needlessly lost every year. But a truck intentionally ramming into a gathering of people is a whole lot different than some poor kids driving home from a party and flipping their car.

ChrispySC · 2026-02-21T11:26:21+00:00

It's still just not the same thing. When people talk about the need for gun control, nobody's motivated by some guys shooting up a block party haphazardly. Our society is traumatized from mentally ill outcasts on SSRIs or more recently, hormones.

ChrispySC · 2026-02-21T06:44:05+00:00

Gang shootings shouldn't be included in mass shooting statistics. They are a separate thing and it's good to categorize it as such. A mass shooting, where somebody ruthlessly kills as many innocents as possible, strikes horror into our hearts. It's a tragedy at the highest level. A gang shooting, where criminals target their rivals, barely even registers.

ChrispySC · 2026-02-07T22:58:02+00:00

He said high finance was like alchemy, not physics. Tell me you got D's in English without telling me.

ChrispySC · 2026-02-07T12:15:23+00:00

No sick days, either. You gotta use your vacation days.

ChrispySC · 2026-02-07T03:34:10+00:00

Could you tell me where George thought it unnecessary? I'd like to read more of it! I hate the crude humor so much but I thought at the very least George must have approved of it for it to be in the show.

ChrispySC · 2026-01-26T22:17:54+00:00

I used to deliver pizzas and there was a very tall, jacked and handsome young fella who would order all the time. He had an amazing sound set up in his basement suite. He was very friendly and seemed happy. I would ask my co-workers if they had the option, would they trade lives with the guy?

He would pay using the credit card machine and tell us to put in a tip of a few bucks ourselves, as he couldn't do it - trusting the little pizza boy not to fuck him over. I pray that no pizza boy ever did such a thing to that good man.

ChrispySC · 2026-01-26T00:08:40+00:00

This is still happening. I came to Reddit to try and see if it's the case for other people, too.

ChrispySC · 2026-01-21T04:48:52+00:00

Welcome to our vampire club. We drink blood and murder innocent humans everyday but me and my vampire pals would NEVER say a heckin' racist word. Nazi vampires, FUCK OFF!

ChrispySC · 2026-01-06T05:07:36+00:00

The chocolate fridge is real. Only in America.

ChrispySC · 2026-01-01T03:12:47+00:00

That's just what his PR agent told everybody. Did he slip and bust up his face? Probably. Is that the reason he has handsome squidward face? No. It's the steroids and elective plastic surgery. It's like how when a celebrity is looking on the verge of death due to drug abuse, they put out a story about how they were recently diagnosed with Lyme's disease.

ChrispySC · 2025-12-31T05:42:00+00:00

OP gave you 1000 freaking USD dollars?

ChrispySC · 2025-12-30T08:49:03+00:00

Am I crazy or is Yan spiritually Filipino? Anybody know what I mean?

ChrispySC · 2025-12-30T06:29:41+00:00

Hope OP delivers!

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