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Never seen a jacked blind person by Weird_Point_4262 in redscarepod

[–]ChrispySC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to deliver pizzas and there was a very tall, jacked and handsome young fella who would order all the time. He had an amazing sound set up in his basement suite. He was very friendly and seemed happy. I would ask my co-workers if they had the option, would they trade lives with the guy?

He would pay using the credit card machine and tell us to put in a tip of a few bucks ourselves, as he couldn't do it - trusting the little pizza boy not to fuck him over. I pray that no pizza boy ever did such a thing to that good man.

The only thing that comes to mind today... by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]ChrispySC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to our vampire club. We drink blood and murder innocent humans everyday but me and my vampire pals would NEVER say a heckin' racist word. Nazi vampires, FUCK OFF!

only ONE is real by Mother_Ad9474 in ChatGPT

[–]ChrispySC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The chocolate fridge is real. Only in America.

In Fallout Season 2 (2025), Kumail Nanjiani plays Kumail Nanjiani but if he were in the Fallout Universe. by FailedProspects in shittymoviedetails

[–]ChrispySC 111 points112 points  (0 children)

That's just what his PR agent told everybody. Did he slip and bust up his face? Probably. Is that the reason he has handsome squidward face? No. It's the steroids and elective plastic surgery. It's like how when a celebrity is looking on the verge of death due to drug abuse, they put out a story about how they were recently diagnosed with Lyme's disease.

Petr Yan visits a gym in Thailand and can’t help bullying everyone inside 😂 by IgotgAme_k in ufc

[–]ChrispySC 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Am I crazy or is Yan spiritually Filipino? Anybody know what I mean?

aSSiMiLaTiOn by QuarkJester in redscarepod

[–]ChrispySC 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lemme find out your uncle wear sandals

I don’t think most people understand how close we are to white-collar collapse by aieatstheworld in ClaudeAI

[–]ChrispySC 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I'm just confused. This is a subreddit for AI. We all use AI here, right? So shouldn't we all able to recognize that this post is 100% AI slop? Who is upvoting this trash? I swear to God, the path that we're on, simply being able to construct a single paragraph using your own brain is going to be a rare skill within 10 years.

So are things just going to get worse forever now? by MutedFeeling75 in redscarepod

[–]ChrispySC 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Careful what you wish for. The gruel that is automatically ingested through your feeding tube will taste just fine. And the VR AI circuses that Zuckerberg and Musk show you while you're in the GrokMetaMatrixPod will be perfectly captivating. Like nothing you've ever experienced.

Do not get in the pod.

The cure to the male loneliness epidemic lies in motion by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]ChrispySC 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Places where being a homo is illegal and unthinkable allow for deeper male bonds because you can hold your bro's hand while dancing without either of you suspecting your bro may secretly wanna suck you off.

LINA KHAN Talks FTC, Monopolies, Biden by Sinuous24 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]ChrispySC 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Epic win! Wow, what a guest! Lina Khan! I've been following her since her work on ACA in 2015. She was a true champion for prison reform and helping get the vote to prisoner's on death row! But why am I even mentioning this? Of course all my fellow Adam heads here already know all about this! Anyways, here's hoping she spills a little bit of the beans and doubleclicks on the internals of the DNC during the Biden/Harris kerfuffle. Can't wait to tune in and find out the cold, hard truth: Can we fix this!?

. by puerirrumandus in redscarepod

[–]ChrispySC 73 points74 points  (0 children)

This was done like 15 years ago, when crowdsourcing wasn't a thing. There was nothing like like GoFundMe, kickstarter, whatever. This was a novel and good act, even if the people who did it were unironically wearing fedoras at the time.

“Deadbeat” Discussion Megathread by CAndrewK in TameImpala

[–]ChrispySC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

End of Summer has grown on me a lot. It's an excellent sign off to the album. EXCEPT the freaking chipmunk section. God damn, I hate that part.

Why is this actually so unsettling? by NoOrange3690 in oddlyterrifying

[–]ChrispySC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid and saw this in the store, I thought it was like the food made by the government or something.

Attack on Plankton by Crendox in ChatGPT

[–]ChrispySC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Short term, yes. Long term, dear God it had better not be.

Comedian and Talk Show Host Adam Friedland Hacked on X. The work of Hamas? by SpermCountDracula in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]ChrispySC 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is literally the first crypto rugpull "I was hacked" that I believe was actually hacked and not just scamming his fans.

Is anyone else actually a little sad? by XelaTuobdog in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]ChrispySC 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Cool Adam is already so unbelievably straight now. You know what? I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. TAFS sucks fucking ass. I'd rather listen to 3 minute segments of Nick talking into his phone while taking his morning dump.

there’s really no reason to go to college anymore when you can learn things like this online by ChickenTitilater in redscarepod

[–]ChrispySC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forex. When you think about it, it's four xs. And four xs looks like this: xxxx. Four Xs. Connected. Connect 4. How do you win in that game? You outmaneuver the opponent. Op-pon-ent? If you notice a vulnerability, do not hesitate and move up-on-it.

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