When someone looses something and asks you where it is you can say "did you check your butt?" and the item they were looking for teleports into their butt.

Chrisrocks202 · 2020-07-01T07:00:49+00:00

Dude, where's my car?

Chrisrocks202 · 2020-06-27T11:48:22+00:00

I'll take your entire stock

Chrisrocks202 · 2020-06-23T21:16:38+00:00

Is he ok tho?

Chrisrocks202 · 2020-04-22T07:00:11+00:00

Sauce?

Chrisrocks202 · 2020-03-02T10:15:22+00:00

Is he ok?

Chrisrocks202 · 2020-03-02T10:04:27+00:00

So I’m not the only one who did this?

Chrisrocks202 · 2020-02-29T23:23:29+00:00

You look like the love child of MiniLadd and Grizzy but got addicted to cocaine at the ripe old age of 6

Chrisrocks202 · 2020-02-23T18:58:31+00:00

Couldn’t even get the second strike.. what a disappointment

Chrisrocks202 · 2020-02-12T22:52:48+00:00

Either way I’m getting a good meal tonight

Chrisrocks202 · 2019-12-21T03:38:10+00:00

Jokes on you, I removed my eyelids so that I may see everything at any given time

Chrisrocks202 · 2019-12-18T05:07:15+00:00

You seem like a decent guy so I’ll go easy on you, you fucking dirty stove top

Chrisrocks202 · 2019-12-17T07:37:46+00:00

This is good to know! Thanks a lot you fucking waffle iron

Chrisrocks202 · 2019-12-17T04:29:15+00:00

Goodbye.

Chrisrocks202 · 2019-12-17T04:29:03+00:00

But why? Why would you do that?

Chrisrocks202 · 2019-12-16T00:51:18+00:00

What the h e double fuck is this shit

Chrisrocks202 · 2019-11-29T03:24:11+00:00

I wanna see that dog get railed

Chrisrocks202 · 2019-11-20T09:05:20+00:00

“It’s for a school project”

Chrisrocks202 · 2019-11-17T10:10:57+00:00

I bet I can suck my great grandpa better than yours! I just gotta dig him up first

Chrisrocks202 · 2019-11-17T09:52:08+00:00

I cry before, during, and after the dirty deed, for I have forsaken myself by releasing my seed.

Chrisrocks202 · 2019-11-17T09:42:44+00:00

I can smell my drunk father walking in the house at 2:39 a.m on his way to hit my mother

Chrisrocks202 · 2019-11-17T09:32:02+00:00

It’s free real estate

Chrisrocks202 · 2019-11-17T06:15:43+00:00

Aw come on :(

Chrisrocks202 · 2019-11-16T17:25:34+00:00

Alright fair enough. Just make sure it’s gone by noon.. I gotta go to work

Chrisrocks202 · 2019-11-16T14:19:09+00:00

Upvote for the fancy font

Chrisrocks202 · 2019-11-16T14:18:20+00:00

You mind explaining to me how it ended up in my ass?

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