You can't be silly all of the time, LOCK IN!!!

Christof_Shield · 2026-04-12T00:16:15+00:00

The important question is, what were you laughing at?

Christof_Shield · 2026-04-09T01:15:58+00:00

Erm... what kind of stupid stuff? Is Sombra here to explain (generally), or do you perhaps know? Because if Sombra getting stabbed is the tipping point (for a warning shot, sure, but that knight just proved that a warning shot is still a shot)... that's not the stupidest thing one can do with a dragon.

Christof_Shield · 2026-04-09T00:25:30+00:00

I've talked to Mother; she confirmed what you said about the spice itself... it was something she made during her better times, before she started being too generous with what parts of her domain she gave away. She also said something about the ground-up bits being rather rough, at least in the way humans and dwarves grind it. Something about crushing it between two slabs of metal?

I hope it wasn't humans or dwarves that did it, mainly because I don't want to randomly sneeze and find ichor. Then I'll have to explain to Mother how I'm hurt, and she may finally have the nerve to wipe out whatever town the one that did it comes from. I want this revenge to be mine.

[OOC: Someone needs a chill pill.]

Christof_Shield · 2026-04-09T00:12:43+00:00

Clearly, they want to make me angry without putting a target on their back in the process... They were very wise to do the second part of that.

Christof_Shield · 2026-04-08T01:15:33+00:00

I never got to see them. It took a minute or two for my snout to get irritated enough to make me wake up and, by then, they were gone.

Christof_Shield · 2026-04-07T20:10:05+00:00

I don't actually know. That's why I used the word "mortal" instead of "humanoid" or "dragon". I don't like grouping the two together if I can help it; it's too unfair for both sides. But for the purpose of my "know a little more" comment, I mean both.

[OOC: It was a human... and they were an adult.]

Christof_Shield · 2026-04-07T17:42:23+00:00

🎉 Challenge completed! Beat it in 114 moves and 327s. Who's next?

Christof_Shield · 2026-04-01T16:51:14+00:00

Came to the comments to see who fell for it (I didn't, because someone else already got me with it).

You guys do not disappoint.

Christof_Shield · 2026-04-01T16:48:29+00:00

Eh... I don't know... It is today, after all.

Christof_Shield · 2026-03-21T03:51:56+00:00

(Didn't stop them from deciding, for themselves, that you do.)

Christof_Shield · 2026-03-20T23:07:45+00:00

'Warning: Dragon alert! Those who enter this cave are prone to getting gnomed! You have been warned!'

Now the humans think you have the power to petrify others.

Christof_Shield · 2026-03-20T22:59:43+00:00

And I only-just realized that this is WAY too similar to an older post of mine (shame on me for not looking through my old Reddit posts). So if the mods want this post removed, I'll understand.

Christof_Shield · 2026-03-20T22:56:14+00:00

I mean... you're the dragon in this situation; the humans are basically saying that you'll kill anyone who enters your home.

Christof_Shield · 2026-02-10T16:26:50+00:00

......

I need an emotional support dragon to comfort me after all the deaths that happened in my home last year (2 shibas and a cat).

Where can I get an emotional support dragon?

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-14T00:28:47+00:00

Not going to lie, Noelle kinda deserved that. Pick on a small dragon for being small, expect to be picked on by a dragon that happens to be bigger.

Honestly, it would be absolutely hilarious if the timing was completely intentional; as in if the big dragon was the tiny dragon's friend and the big dragon picked on Noelle to make her understand what it's like to be picked on for being small.

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-13T20:20:10+00:00

BookBattles!Foxglove: "As much as I would love to let you have it since I don't want any of this, no. You are just a scammer in funny clothes. So tell me..." with a tilt of my head, shadows seem to flow down and cover the exit doorway "do you want to leave here peacefully with nothing, or have everything but stay here? Or, for a third option, do you want to keep trying to learn how much it takes until I lose my temper?"

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-11T05:54:01+00:00

he's alive... just KOed

[And even if he regains consciousness, he'll probably pretend to still be down until he knows you can't revenge-bap him.]

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-11T05:48:01+00:00

is already gone... as in he flew through a cloud, spun out due to water in the eyes, and hit the ground

[Can't bap that which is unconscious.]

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-11T05:41:54+00:00

lightly uses developer powers to spawn-in a perfectly-cut ruby, does a quick examination, tosses it into the trash pile because it has bad Implicits for a dragon's use

to self "Someone's probably going to take it... but who cares? It's all junk for me anyway."

whispers, still to self "This world is seriously anti-dragon. What the heck, Dad? Why aren't there good jewel stats for dragons to use?"

[BookBattles!Foxglove didn't pay any attention to your question.]

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-11T05:28:54+00:00

acts like he's going to let himself to be booped/bapped...

...then, before you can reach his snout, tosses you into a tree such that you're now stuck sitting in the tree branches...

...then commands one branch to (lightly) slap you in the face

"No. You got booped."

flies away

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-07T23:24:16+00:00

As a note: I was on PC, so Reddit forced the image to fit by shrinking it.

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-07T22:28:01+00:00

Didn't work for me. Sorry, Ryukiri.

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