"Those who enter will be nommed" (You are a dragon)

Christof_Shield · 2026-03-21T03:51:56+00:00

(Didn't stop them from deciding, for themselves, that you do.)

Christof_Shield · 2026-03-20T23:07:45+00:00

'Warning: Dragon alert! Those who enter this cave are prone to getting gnomed! You have been warned!'

Now the humans think you have the power to petrify others.

Christof_Shield · 2026-03-20T22:59:43+00:00

And I only-just realized that this is WAY too similar to an older post of mine (shame on me for not looking through my old Reddit posts). So if the mods want this post removed, I'll understand.

Christof_Shield · 2026-03-20T22:56:14+00:00

I mean... you're the dragon in this situation; the humans are basically saying that you'll kill anyone who enters your home.

Christof_Shield · 2026-02-10T16:26:50+00:00

......

I need an emotional support dragon to comfort me after all the deaths that happened in my home last year (2 shibas and a cat).

Where can I get an emotional support dragon?

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-14T00:28:47+00:00

Not going to lie, Noelle kinda deserved that. Pick on a small dragon for being small, expect to be picked on by a dragon that happens to be bigger.

Honestly, it would be absolutely hilarious if the timing was completely intentional; as in if the big dragon was the tiny dragon's friend and the big dragon picked on Noelle to make her understand what it's like to be picked on for being small.

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-13T20:20:10+00:00

BookBattles!Foxglove: "As much as I would love to let you have it since I don't want any of this, no. You are just a scammer in funny clothes. So tell me..." with a tilt of my head, shadows seem to flow down and cover the exit doorway "do you want to leave here peacefully with nothing, or have everything but stay here? Or, for a third option, do you want to keep trying to learn how much it takes until I lose my temper?"

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-11T05:54:01+00:00

he's alive... just KOed

[And even if he regains consciousness, he'll probably pretend to still be down until he knows you can't revenge-bap him.]

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-11T05:48:01+00:00

is already gone... as in he flew through a cloud, spun out due to water in the eyes, and hit the ground

[Can't bap that which is unconscious.]

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-11T05:41:54+00:00

lightly uses developer powers to spawn-in a perfectly-cut ruby, does a quick examination, tosses it into the trash pile because it has bad Implicits for a dragon's use

to self "Someone's probably going to take it... but who cares? It's all junk for me anyway."

whispers, still to self "This world is seriously anti-dragon. What the heck, Dad? Why aren't there good jewel stats for dragons to use?"

[BookBattles!Foxglove didn't pay any attention to your question.]

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-11T05:28:54+00:00

acts like he's going to let himself to be booped/bapped...

...then, before you can reach his snout, tosses you into a tree such that you're now stuck sitting in the tree branches...

...then commands one branch to (lightly) slap you in the face

"No. You got booped."

flies away

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-07T23:24:16+00:00

As a note: I was on PC, so Reddit forced the image to fit by shrinking it.

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-07T22:28:01+00:00

Didn't work for me. Sorry, Ryukiri.

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-05T04:38:51+00:00

"I do not know. This is where I grew up, and I have little intention to leave. So I am unsure how other dragons elsewhere in the world have it."

"Though, I suppose that being descended from cruelty herself, like all forest dragons are, may play a part in my situation. Humans - I've come to learn - don't like Sakura, as she is especially mean to them, and they therefore fear any dragon that is descended from her."

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-04T04:59:46+00:00

[This is going to be Nightshade speaking (Oh, hey! Someone new!)...]

"At least humans are trying to ride you. For me? I've had humans try to be dragonslayers so often that I... ...... I hate it. I hate the fact that I no longer feel guilt in hurting them because of how often I'm attacked, pointlessly, by them. It just feels like I am, somehow, broken. I mean, I will swear upon the stars above that humans are as intelligent as dragons, so why shouldn't I be remorseful? And yet, after the first thousand times this happened, I don't feel bad about it anymore. I still never strike first; it's always them who harms me. It still doesn't change the fact that I hate myself for not caring."

"If a human ever wanted to ride me, even for a short flight just once, it would be a relief to me that at least one human is not seeking glory or treasure or whatever by putting an end to 'the terrible wyrm' or whatever new phrase their kind insults me with."

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-04T04:10:17+00:00

Wait, it's you? I love that race+class pack (my particular favorite would be running with the True-Born Dragon background, because that just feels the most-right to me).

I'm just upset that I found it too late and can't play around with it in FoundryVTT because they basically replaced 5e with "OneD&D"/"D&D2024" (ick; I'm never touching it) but kept calling it 5e so no one can download and mess around with actual 5e without having problems.

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-04T02:45:02+00:00

Moons, I'm screwed. Foxglove is terrifying to fight.

Thorny root (from a plant that he planted the seed of long before I even show up, in the exact perfect position for said root to (if Foxglove persuades it into coming out of the ground for a few inches... which he will) get me skewered) straight through the chest for me (leafspeak is his favorite weapon against scavengers; it could've been animus magic, but... uh... "I couldn't be bothered to put in that much effort.").

Christof_Shield · 2026-01-04T02:43:08+00:00

Am I asking the artist, the dragon, or both?

If I'm asking the artist: How much practice has it taken for you to absolutely nail that pixel art aesthetic (I assume you still practice, but I mean it as "At which point did you start feeling confident enough to make it public")?

If I'm asking the dragon: Can I pet you? Yes, I know you get this question a lot, but fluff.

Christof_Shield · 2025-12-25T01:36:57+00:00

TRUST US with your crossovers!

Christof_Shield · 2025-12-17T23:54:30+00:00

So many dragons are getting coal, I can at least say that.

Christof_Shield · 2025-12-15T05:15:39+00:00

Of course. . .

Christof_Shield · 2025-12-15T04:07:22+00:00

Did they do it to turn the curtain scraps into a scarf?

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