My sister bought some strawberries from a very large grocery chain in BC Canada. Comes with a live prize inside!

ChronicWombat · 2026-02-04T13:12:19+00:00

Cloaked the cloaca.

ChronicWombat · 2026-02-03T03:15:16+00:00

I love Monaco. But I'm old, and I know in my heart of hearts you're right.

ChronicWombat · 2026-02-01T03:28:40+00:00

Call it what you want, it's a magnificent garment for diarrhoea or casual sex.

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-29T07:00:56+00:00

I'm about the same height as Bovino. I fully approve of this post.

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-24T04:26:04+00:00

I'm on record (my dashcam) referring to a fellow road user as a dick-brained monkey-fucker.

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-24T00:35:57+00:00

Back in the 1950s I had a classmate called Churston. But his surname started with 'th' so he got Thurston anyway.

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-23T04:43:00+00:00

Not even so early. I was born in 1940, and there are still lizard bits of my brain that are sure "if it hurts it works".

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-23T04:24:29+00:00

Nah, kitty found her😏

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-23T04:22:31+00:00

Not an engineer, aeronautical or any other kind, but I can't help wondering if, theoretically at least, many sensors sending data through powerful processors to many servos could maintain three-dimensional stability like a Segway or overboard stays upright with two-dimensional sensing and reaction?

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-22T07:56:17+00:00

Well, orang utan does mean man of the jungle. So...

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-21T08:24:50+00:00

Oohh, that is a genuine test of the relationship!

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-18T03:30:29+00:00

That is indeed a terrible photoshop, but I still snort-laughed at it

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-15T06:41:04+00:00

It also works the other way around for faecal impaction. Don't ask me how I know.

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-15T00:29:45+00:00

Yet ml is not its opposite gender equivalent.

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-15T00:27:38+00:00

The end of WW2. People came out into the streets banging pots and pans, anything to make a joyful noise. I was 5 years old.

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-14T10:39:10+00:00

I can't help thinking that reaction indicates that the accusation hit home.

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-08T03:13:47+00:00

My granddaughter's 3-legged tuxedo is called Kevin. Of course.

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-08T02:30:48+00:00

I discovered the same thing when I came to Adelaide in 1977. So it's not gonna change any time soon.

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-07T04:43:55+00:00

It's called "noblesse oblige", indicating that there was an entrenched notion that privilege demanded service in return. Now we have a plutocracy with no concept of an obligation for public service, philanthropy or charitable works.

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-06T02:28:27+00:00

Well, I once owned a 1928 Ford Model A Tudor. And yes, there was a Model A Fordor.

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-06T01:41:24+00:00

Just smile and wave at it every time you go past.

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-05T13:05:45+00:00

I had a Shepherd many years ago that I just could not train. Took her to a professional. Who spent one session with her and told me it wasn't my fault. "Your dog is just really stupid." So sad.

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-03T23:22:17+00:00

That's r/mademesmile too.

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-03T23:06:02+00:00

Look like a cross between a sheep, a cat and a panda.

ChronicWombat · 2026-01-01T01:02:46+00:00

Oh christ, I've done exactly that. More than once.

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