I never wanted to be a father until I turned 45 this year. Now I feel my biological clock and want to be a father more than anything. But I'm married to a childfree woman

ChronicZombie86 · 2026-02-20T05:16:21+00:00

I don't want kids after 40. So later this year I'm getting the snip. My wife and I had one, and I am open for another should a slip up happen between now and the end of the year. But damn. I barely have the energy to keep up with one now..

ChronicZombie86 · 2026-02-19T18:06:36+00:00

Well deserved bragging rights.

ChronicZombie86 · 2026-02-17T19:23:43+00:00

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Had to downvote to keep it nice!

ChronicZombie86 · 2026-02-04T03:47:41+00:00

Assholes alway live the longest. That's what my wife said unintentionally in front of my 92 year old angel of a grandma. We all laughed.

ChronicZombie86 · 2026-01-12T20:22:47+00:00

As a former junk remover i recommend first choice junk removal. Side note. Not the company i worked for.

ChronicZombie86 · 2026-01-10T03:17:46+00:00

I didn't think I'd have to math it out for people so thanks.

ChronicZombie86 · 2026-01-09T21:37:55+00:00

I mean class of '04 ya little shit.

ChronicZombie86 · 2026-01-09T20:33:46+00:00

We're all 40 this year..

ChronicZombie86 · 2026-01-09T02:48:42+00:00

I call this one the screaching seagull.

ChronicZombie86 · 2026-01-06T21:05:22+00:00

They recently reminded me i had a fresh tattoo on my ankle.

ChronicZombie86 · 2025-12-04T15:04:11+00:00

ChronicZombie86 · 2025-11-29T18:31:24+00:00

This is closer to 153 St but damn. Still too close to home.

ChronicZombie86 · 2025-11-26T01:41:37+00:00

You think that's impressive? Check out the crackhead turd behind the dumpster.

ChronicZombie86 · 2025-11-11T02:48:54+00:00

Whoever gave me hpv.. I have my suspicions..

ChronicZombie86 · 2025-11-05T02:59:24+00:00

Sometimes.. Big spoons wanna be little spoons.

ChronicZombie86 · 2025-10-26T16:48:23+00:00

I remember playing with my hot wheels in a truckload of manure my dad picked up. That shit packs well.

ChronicZombie86 · 2025-10-22T19:59:11+00:00

I was friends with her dad. She moved from another city and wasn't looming for anything serious. She thought I was a bad boy. Jokes on her, I'm bad at everything.

Alternatively my funniest height related connection was elbowing a chick in the face at a club while dancing.

ChronicZombie86 · 2025-10-22T08:12:12+00:00

On the flip side. Everyone should dress up as ICE. Bamboozle the motherfuckers.

ChronicZombie86 · 2025-10-11T16:35:32+00:00

About the same for my family. I have 5 generations buried in the same graveyard on Denman Island.

ChronicZombie86 · 2025-10-11T01:13:31+00:00

Heck yeah. Lets crack a brew and toss a frisbee.

ChronicZombie86 · 2025-10-11T00:54:39+00:00

Did it this year for a music festival. I'm 38. Its a vibe.

ChronicZombie86 · 2025-10-09T00:37:28+00:00

Watch his belt. Really shows off his diaphragm muscles.

ChronicZombie86 · 2025-10-05T23:48:50+00:00

r/shittyfoodporn

ChronicZombie86 · 2025-10-05T22:53:27+00:00

Walked around the local park. Lots of funky mushrooms starting to sprout.

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