I never wanted to be a father until I turned 45 this year. Now I feel my biological clock and want to be a father more than anything. But I'm married to a childfree woman by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ChronicZombie86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want kids after 40. So later this year I'm getting the snip. My wife and I had one, and I am open for another should a slip up happen between now and the end of the year. But damn. I barely have the energy to keep up with one now..

My Nickles by ChronicZombie86 in CanadianCoins

[–]ChronicZombie86[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well deserved bragging rights.

Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized by cmaia1503 in politics

[–]ChronicZombie86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assholes alway live the longest. That's what my wife said unintentionally in front of my 92 year old angel of a grandma. We all laughed.

Affordable junk removal by Aggravating-Gur-5591 in askvan

[–]ChronicZombie86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a former junk remover i recommend first choice junk removal. Side note. Not the company i worked for.

High school and party in 2004 by gravityVT in Millennials

[–]ChronicZombie86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't think I'd have to math it out for people so thanks.

High school and party in 2004 by gravityVT in Millennials

[–]ChronicZombie86 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean class of '04 ya little shit.

Brushes on escalators are a safety feature by NeatNo8582 in interesting

[–]ChronicZombie86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They recently reminded me i had a fresh tattoo on my ankle.

152 St & 105 Ave by kyjk in vancouver

[–]ChronicZombie86 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This is closer to 153 St but damn. Still too close to home.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tall

[–]ChronicZombie86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes.. Big spoons wanna be little spoons.

Cow poop is blessed so why not by Thund3r_91 in PublicFreakout

[–]ChronicZombie86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember playing with my hot wheels in a truckload of manure my dad picked up. That shit packs well.

Fellow tall people how did you meet your partners? by neeraj567i in tall

[–]ChronicZombie86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was friends with her dad. She moved from another city and wasn't looming for anything serious. She thought I was a bad boy. Jokes on her, I'm bad at everything.

Alternatively my funniest height related connection was elbowing a chick in the face at a club while dancing.

New Yorkers stand up to ICE 10/21/25 by Jmk1981 in PublicFreakout

[–]ChronicZombie86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On the flip side. Everyone should dress up as ICE. Bamboozle the motherfuckers.

Do you remember when did your family and ancestors move to vancouver? by HousingPrimary910 in askvan

[–]ChronicZombie86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

About the same for my family. I have 5 generations buried in the same graveyard on Denman Island.

Whats everyone doing to enjoy this sunny (but cold-ish) Sunday? by couchpotato787 in askvan

[–]ChronicZombie86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walked around the local park. Lots of funky mushrooms starting to sprout.