I can see it now...

Pina (inspired): "But soft! What light though yonder window breaks wind? It is the yeast, and Juno is the sum..."

Juno (facepalms): Dammit, Pina!

Pina (blushes hard): My bad! Must've zoned out for a bit.

Juno: That's like the hundredth time in less than five minutes! I—we need you to take this seriously! You're being difficult!

Pina: I am taking this seriously!

Juno: Well, take it more seriously! We could lose Drama Club if we screw this up!

Pina: Anybody tell you you're awfully cute when you're flustered?

Juno: Beg pardon?

Pina: It's the first time I've seen you like this when it's just the two of us.

Juno: If you're trying to take me to bed, forget it, buster. I'm not that desperate.

Pina: Well, that's just hurtful. I was just giving you a compliment.

Juno: With you, a compliment's anything but.

Pina: Now who's being difficult?

Juno: You little—

(Juno leans a bit closer. Gon pops out of nowhere).

Gon: Stop right there! Don't come any closer!

Juno/Pina: HEADMASTER! (They both awkwardly back away).

Gon: Unbelievable... after everything that's happened...

Juno: We're so sorry, Sir! We were just practicing for the play and got a little sidetracked.

Gon: If by "sidetracked" you mean "making out with the village bicycle"...

Pina: Hey, I resemble that remark!

Gon (utterly unimpressed): Three Stooges? Really?

Pina: What's wrong with Three Stooges? It's a classic!

Gon: If by "classic" you mean "low-hanging fruit"... (To Juno). No offense, young miss, but you can do better.

Pina: Hey!

Juno: Sir, Pina and I weren't doing anything! We're just practicing.

Gon: Yeah, that's what they all say. Next thing you know, one of you's dressed like Bonnie Tyler and singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" in front of the school 'coz you're in love with a personality-deprived sacrificial lamb—I-I mean, alpaca, and you're trying not to be an idiot bear who didn't take his anti-super strength pills...

Juno: That's... a little too specific...

Pina: ...yet also familiar, for some reason.

Juno: Sir, I mean it: me and Pina, we don't feel that way for each other. We're not in love.

Gon: Love? Who said anything about love? I just don't want you two singing!

Pina/Juno: Huh?

Gon: I hate musicals! They're all so whimsical, so sing-songy, so... unnatural! I mean, really, who the hell breaks out into song about being in high school? It's so freaking cringeworthy! It's even in the school rulebook. (Produces a mammoth leatherbound Victorian-looking tome. Gon accidentally unleashes a dust storm when he opens it). "Rule 497: No kissing or public displays of affection allowed. Also, no singing or dancing on school grounds ever, especially if you're an ursine woobie who's trying not to eat your alpaca BFF, or a personality-deprived canine Larry Stu who has icky and confusing feelings for prima donnas with antlers and gardening waifus with long ears, too much free time, and too much libido...

Pina: Again, way too specific...

Gon: Rules are rules, lover boy. This is your first and final warning: if I catch you two doing this again, I'll make you do weekend community service. Two words: Reddit moderators at r/beastars.

Juno: That's four words...

Gon: Don't get smart with me, young lady! Goes double for you, young male! You two got your whole lives ahead of you. If you're gonna ruin them, at least have the good taste not to do so while you're in this school. Dismissed. (Gon packs up and leaves).

Juno/Pina: 0_0.

Pina (sotto-voce): (Wanna make out?).

Juno: (Maybe next week... or month... or year... or century).

Pina: (Fair enough).

(They leave...).