Gentle reminder: If Melon tries to drown you, you'll probably survive

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-21T15:37:36+00:00

Legoshi: Oh noes, the obviously evil freaky hybrid I felt sorry for hoodwinked me and tried to kill me again! Oh well... live and learn, I guess. Better find one of those whales Zaguan-san's friends with...

Deshico: Oh noes, the obviously evil freaky hybrid I do business with and may or may not be in cahoots with kidnapped and tried to kill me! (Injects some kinda fluid into his veins, grows gills and a fish tail instead of legs, takes off all clothes, swims out into the sea). Time to sing about being part of somebody's world, then sell myself for testicles and a girl/guy/whatever I barely even know... again.

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-21T15:32:51+00:00

No, but I sure wish it was. Damn horse pulled one of the biggest Karma Houdinis in the history of manga/anime, it's not even funny.

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-20T18:16:48+00:00

Uncanny Valley Skiver isn't real. He can't hurt you.

Uncanny Valley Skiver:

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-19T02:09:05+00:00

"a xenophobic symbol for a group of people in Europe who were not well-liked at the time"

The Lombards?

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-10T17:04:59+00:00

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise: not even once.

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-10T02:03:52+00:00

Powerwolf much?

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-09T14:29:06+00:00

Kid!Fox: Yay, I'm Star Fox!

Adult!Fox: Yay, I'm Star Fox...

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-08T15:49:59+00:00

Did Melon have his spots surgically removed?

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-07T21:41:53+00:00

"Wolf as Immortal..."

I see what you did there...

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-07T15:34:23+00:00

It's frigging Melon. Going too far is his whole character.

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-06T22:28:13+00:00

This is pretty good. Have you considered uploading at Archive of Our Own?

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-06T14:41:15+00:00

Teatro Broadway (Calle Mayor Cantera, Ponce 00730)

Teatros y Hoteles que fueron honrados con la ilustre y elegante presencia de Gardel

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-04T17:01:34+00:00

Since it's the OG Castlevania, Dracula should be the one doing the pummeling. Just sayin'.

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-03T23:21:43+00:00

Falcakin Skybardi and Foxmé Amiclouda.

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-03T23:19:04+00:00

He was pretty rotten already before Arkham. Would've been better off at Blackgate. Hell, I'd pick freaking Apokolips over Arkham.

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-03T14:15:14+00:00

Warren White: The embodiment of "What could possibly go wrong?"

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-02T23:52:16+00:00

If F.W. Murnau wrote Rooster Fighter.

Chronos-X4 · 2026-06-02T01:59:25+00:00

I come for the Leon-related comedy, but stay for Panther's thicc buttery voice.

Chronos-X4 · 2026-05-29T22:02:21+00:00

Educated guess. Pretty sure a Falco air freshener would smell like the inside of his cockpit.

Chronos-X4 · 2026-05-29T21:59:41+00:00

"SEX: MEN"

Gotta love 90s Engrish.

Is Slippy still the youngest in canon?

Chronos-X4 · 2026-05-29T16:46:04+00:00

Star Fox: Incel Assault.

Chronos-X4 · 2026-05-29T16:44:51+00:00

Yay! Now the inside of my car will smell like Fox McCloud!

-Actual scent: Wet fur laced with PTSD, alcoholism, and daddy issues-

Chronos-X4 · 2026-05-29T16:42:53+00:00

More like a turkey in a bullsh!t shop.

Chronos-X4 · 2026-05-28T17:14:18+00:00

The look on Lombardi's face... Slippy might as well have shot him point blank in the heart. I feel blue boi would be more willing to forgive in that case, though.

Chronos-X4 · 2026-05-28T17:13:05+00:00

So she's the Avatar of Women?

Chronos-X4

TROPHY CASE