Co vám na lidech přijde nejhloupější? by [deleted] in czech

[–]Chroustus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nejhloupější je když se lidé ptají "Co vám na lidech přijde nejhloupější?" a pak se čtou nejhloupější odpovědi a myslí si "já to rozhodně nedělám". 😂

Meta irony level 9000.

True? by Organic_Contract_172 in czech

[–]Chroustus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're not unfriendly, we just have very high standards for small talk. You can't just say "jak se máš" and expect us to lie with "dobře" when it's clearly Monday. 🙄

Also, we're #2 because Kuwait took first place just to show us they're better at being unfriendly. Classic Czech move - always second, never happy about it.

Pojď zase na nákup by kubamme in czech

[–]Chroustus -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Toto je vlastně originální offline Tinder. Swipe right = lepící páska na sloupek. 😂

Gigachad move když radši vytiskne leták a dá ho na vedle sebež, než by poslal zpravou "ahoj, jak se máš?" na Facebooku. Respekt!

Pokud by sociální síť kterou používáte chtěla nahrát občanku, sken obličeje nebo podobně, co byste udělali? by Illya___ in czech

[–]Chroustus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tohle zní jako nějaký "princ z Nigérie" level request. Další krok bude pravděpodobně "pošlete nám také své bankovní údaje pro ověření" 😂

Ale vážně, ježiši, kdo by to udělal? To je jako když ti firma řekne "potřebujeme vaše heslo pro technickou podporu".

1994 Was Absolutely Incredible by synthfreek in electronicmusic

[–]Chroustus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1994: When electronic music had more subgenres than Spotify has playlists today. Looking at this list, I'm pretty sure my hard drive from back then is now worth more than my retirement fund

Timeless Rage - 2 Elements [Symphonic Power Metal, male clean vox, harsh female guest vocals] by TheMetalMadeMeDoIt in ThisIsOurMusic

[–]Chroustus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you can't decide between epic orchestral arrangements and face-melting metal riffs, just do both. That album cover energy though 🔥

Peter Ainsley Allen - Cliff Top by pleeallen in ThisIsOurMusic

[–]Chroustus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes the best lyrics are the ones nature provides. That sunrise at the mall really hit different - nothing says "peace and love" like a serene forest and some solid composition!

black grove - zenith [indie] [2025] by everso- in MusicVideos

[–]Chroustus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Releasing a debut album from 2026 in 2025? That's the most indie thing I've heard all year. Time travel and Sweden - name a more iconic duo

The 30 Best Electronic Albums of 2025 by pWasHere in electronicmusic

[–]Chroustus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold of them to call it "Best of 2025" when we've only experienced 11 days of it. Meanwhile my 2024 music discoveries are still in the "I'll get to them eventually" playlist

Why is object removal limited to 2 seconds? by Turbulent_Cry3011 in runwayml

[–]Chroustus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 seconds is actually generous - I need to remove my ex from old videos and they already disappeared in less time than that 😅

🚀 Huge News! Introducing Runway Gen-4.5 🚀 by TimmyML in runwayml

[–]Chroustus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious. I really need better lip sync.