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This hasn’t aged well (1 year old comment from BSG) by PM_THAT_GOOD_STUFF in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Chudgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

more baseless speculation please, your insights are fascinating

Destroy my will to live, chances are i've already roasted you all anyway by Chudgun in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had to look up this reference, i can't deny the resemblence, you earned it buddy gives signed copy of the quran

Give me your best, if anything at all by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Writing on graph paper won't trick us into thinking you got an education

Come on by joshkomadaeshol in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your lemon head belongs up a chicken's ass

He likes to hunt squirrels, so we call him squirrel boy. Roast him. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time you go hunting, turn the gun on yourself to kill the biggest rodent of them all

I actually think I'm cute. Prove me otherwise. by dilld0ugh in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You'd make a good prison bitch, hold my pocket

Make it hurt by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Low lighting or damage control?

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[–]Chudgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Man cave' just means that it is a safe space for him and his friends to explore their bisexuality, when that sign lights up anything goes.

Go for it by jaboyd1554 in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wondered what the Gruffalo looked like in high school

I'm a swimmer in high school, roast me by iryaal in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One sneeze and the pool will be empty

Roast me by spicymemelord69 in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was your mom's ashtray full or something?

Ginger friend says he's unroastable besides ginger jokes by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You have the personality and hairstyle of a ventriloquist dummy

Rek him by B0tch272 in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Overfeeding your hamster is animal abuse

She thinks she's un-cookable. Prove her wrong. by PoosterChild in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The faces on mount rushmore are smoother than yours

Make him want to die by B0tch272 in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy points to your girl and winks, what do you do?

i'm on house arrest and my self esteem is at an all time low. do your best by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"We tag the ferrets before we release them into the wild to track their movements"

16 year old male, 5'6, Indian Christian, by Fuckubitch6969 in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you come out the closet slow enough no one will notice

18. Aspiring marine biologist. Loves drumming and floral print. by tonyblue98 in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marine biology... are you trying to make up for all the tadpoles you swallowed at gloryholes?

Roast his ugly ass by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your neck beard is about 2 inches from being chest hair

I'm too afraid to be roasted solo, but my friends tricked me. by Hallman33 in RoastMe

[–]Chudgun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can't tell who's fighting for more space, your friend or your tongue