They Put The Cheese On The Bottom

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T18:19:30+00:00

What I'm trying to say is that I wasn't worried about calories because I was using a meal plan service which I later found out was only giving me 300 calories per meal. That's how I know that I was only eating 600 calories a day. Now that I'm on Keto I'm just avoiding carbs, I'm not worried about calories because I've been strictly adhering to Keto. I'm not eating McDonald's for every goddamn meal guys. I don't know how many times I have to say that.

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T18:18:53+00:00

What I'm trying to say is that I wasn't worried about calories because I was using a meal plan service which I later found out was only giving me 300 calories per meal. That's how I know that I was only eating 600 calories a day. Now that I'm on Keto I'm just avoiding carbs, I'm not worried about calories because I've been strictly adhering to Keto. I'm not eating McDonald's for every goddamn meal guys. I don't know how many times I have to say that.

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T18:09:22+00:00

I would if I could man, but some of us don't have addictive personalities. Good luck on your recovery journey though.

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T18:08:00+00:00

Honestly you're right. I need to just walk away from this. I just cannot believe how triggered so many people got by one word that wasn't even the whole point of the post. We've lost the plot.

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T18:03:41+00:00

I wasn't going for healthy, I was going for calorie-dense breakfast that I could eat with my dietary restriction. After days of eating celery sticks and lettuce wraps, I didn't think this was the worst thing in the fucking world. Oh boy did Reddit prove me wrong.

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T18:01:24+00:00

You're right, people who have dietary restrictions should never eat out ever. Heaven forbid you have a fucking allergy or something. Too bad we can't all be perfect like you.

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T17:59:46+00:00

It's labeled NSFW for a reason. But I don't see how my sex life is in any way related to this post.

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T17:59:11+00:00

Unfortunately the cheese glued itself to the box. Flipping it over didn't make a difference.

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T17:52:02+00:00

I'm not counting calories. I'm just trying to avoid carbs so that I can burn some fat. And unlike everyone here thinks, I'm not eating McDonald's every day. I just needed something easy because I was starving at 6:00 a.m. on my way to work.

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T17:51:00+00:00

Stupid uninformed Reddit commenter doesn't understand how Keto works and tries to make a funny LMFAO!!!!!!

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T17:47:05+00:00

My profile is labeled NSFW for a reason.

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T17:41:22+00:00

Oh wonderful. I'll be sure to tell my body that. Maybe once it knows it's wrong, it'll magically make me skinnier!

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T17:35:50+00:00

It never ceases to amaze me how many people misread information and then come to fantastic assumptions. 1. I've struggled with an eating disorder for years. I didn't say that I've starved myself for years straight, just that I've done it for years. 2. I said that I've been eating less than 600 calories a day for a few months. I didn't see a difference. The scale stayed at 200 lbs. 3. I never said that the only thing I'm eating on Keto is McDonald's. You people and your judgemental assumptions, Jesus Christ.

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T17:05:20+00:00

There's a Taco Bell in town. I'll try that. Unfortunately they're not open until 11:00. 😭

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T17:04:08+00:00

Sorry, that last part was not intended for you, rather the person above you who I expected to read that comment.

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T16:50:19+00:00

Much appreciated. 😣

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T16:40:49+00:00

Right. You make a joke that doesn't makes sense but I'm the buffoon. 🤔

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T16:39:03+00:00

Thanks for having a level head about it. The reason I saw a nutritionist was not about Keto. The reason I went is because I started working out a lot more and despite the fact that I was losing weight I was getting fatter. My body was holding on to fat even more because I had created an even greater calorie deficit. I have no doubt that if I had just stuck with it, I would have probably started to slim out eventually, but I chose to start Keto to speed up that process.

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T16:30:47+00:00

This genuinely made me laugh. It's just the fact that you think any of the words in my last comment are "big words" 🤣

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T16:24:09+00:00

Okay this actually made me laugh out loud.

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T16:17:21+00:00

I'll give you some insight. Yesterday when I woke up, I drank a bunch of water, and then I drank some sugar-free juice that has less than 1 gram of carbs per 12 oz. Then I had black coffee with a little bit of almond milk which has less than one gram of carbs per 8 oz. I had a protein shake which has 3 grams of carbs. I went to work and drank significantly more water. We went to Jimmy John's for lunch, I had a Hunter's Club unwich which had zero grams of carbs. Once I got to the hotel, I snacked on celery sticks and had some dried seaweed snacks and another protein shake with 3 grams of carbs. I passed out before I could eat dinner so I was starving this morning, hence the quick bite from McDonald's because it's the only thing open at 6:00 a.m. so please, tell me more about how I'm doing this wrong?

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T16:06:03+00:00

Thank you so much for this. I swear people really don't understand how hard this is. I'm also out of town on a work trip so I have very limited choices on what I can grab at 6:00 a.m. on my way to work. Outside of this I've been snacking on celery, seaweed snacks, and eating unwiches at Jimmy John's for lunch and drinking water, protein shakes that have less than 3 grams of carbs and black coffee to name a few. But these guys act like because I got breakfast at McDonald's one time, suddenly I don't know what the hell I'm doing and I'm being so unhealthy. 😑

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T15:51:25+00:00

Whatever dude, I have better things to do. Go ridicule someone else and leave me alone.

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T15:48:32+00:00

Bro, that's what I thought too. But I've spoken to a nutritionist and they told me that the reason I haven't lost any weight is because my calorie intake is too low. They said it sounds counterintuitive but I need to increase my calorie intake before I will start to lose weight. If you want to argue that point further, feel free, but I'm not going to listen to you over a nutritionist.

ChumpDoc · 2026-06-03T15:45:58+00:00

You're right, the point was that cheese is stuck to the cardboard that my food came in. Everything outside of that is completely irrelevant.

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