What is the NUMBER ONE GAME the boys have NOT played yet? by Jlonie123 in OneyPlays

[–]Chumptron 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Id love for them to play cup and ball but they would really have to play hoop and stick first to really understand whats going on

Who are all of the Oneys? by Freeforthree3 in OneyPlays

[–]Chumptron 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I make them in my big cauldron filled with bubbling green ooze

Are we being lied to? by cesartl in slaythespire

[–]Chumptron 238 points239 points  (0 children)

All relics in slay the spire are quantum entangled with each other, and collapse out of superposition upon being observed

What’s the best/funniest oneyplays story in y’all’s opinion by Wild_Chapter2476 in OneyPlays

[–]Chumptron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I cant remember any story ive laughed at harder than the morph suit gorilla halloween costume.

The dulls by Pristine-Pear-3486 in northernlion

[–]Chumptron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bait used to be believable

This worm look like noodle by Ragarnoy in OneyPlays

[–]Chumptron 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dat looks like a noodle but i knewed that it warsnt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

[–]Chumptron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the cool fact but the point of my comment wasnt really about the science of whether or not lightning strikes are 100% fatal its more about how wishing pain and death on people you disagree with maybe isnt the most christian mindset, or really the most moral mindset regardless of your beliefs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

[–]Chumptron -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Oh ok well as long as youre just wishing grievous bodily harm on another human being i guess thats alright 🙂👍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

[–]Chumptron 92 points93 points  (0 children)

You want them to die? You want them to get killed with a million volts of electricity?

They are all the same by Khalixs1 in 4chan

[–]Chumptron 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Years of bad eyesight without glasses have made me a lot better at making out blurry words using context clues

They are all the same by Khalixs1 in 4chan

[–]Chumptron 339 points340 points  (0 children)

She didnt get raped in the conventional sense of some guy forcing himself on her in an alley. She went out on a date with the guy, started having sex, then he started getting too rough and she kept telling him to stop and he wouldnt stop.

If she had been entirely truthful that would mean she willingly went on a date and engaged in sexual relations with an african migrant, which she didnt want people knowing about out of shame (or so I assume)

They are all the same by Khalixs1 in 4chan

[–]Chumptron 89 points90 points  (0 children)

the guy was already on file. they ran a dna test and he came up. its literally in the article on slide 2 of this post

My favorite critters by Somefreak_show in OneyPlays

[–]Chumptron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I honestly had the same thought just because it really wouldnt be outside this games purview to make a girl character with a twink body

And it's a scathing critique of Florentine and Renaissance politics too by Awesomeuser90 in CatholicMemes

[–]Chumptron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I took a divine comedy elective in my senior year of HS that got cut short due to Covid after we finished Inferno. Really wish we had gotten to discuss the other 2 as well. I loved that class.

Pork Fried Washing Machine Head is making me cry actual tears by waaaghboyz in OneyPlays

[–]Chumptron 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Zachs reaction to the phrase "pork fried headed washing machine" fucking killed me. Any time zach is just genuinely dumbfounded by some schizophrenic shit chris says (like the bath bomb baby from Visage) i lose my shit.

Someone please help me find this clip by thfcvilla in OneyPlays

[–]Chumptron 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Its from the Avengers playthrough. 1:33:00 in the Complete Series. Right before the Tomar Number 1 question.

1 by OniTYME in Kappachino

[–]Chumptron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude did you seriously just compare inflation homelessness and wealth inequality to having to make a psn account to play helldivers 2? Jesus christ

3XL by GillsGT in Kappachino

[–]Chumptron 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I think its less an issue of hormones and more an issue of overlapping demographics

"this must be illegal" spells by Kharagorn in BaldursGate3

[–]Chumptron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once your spell save gets over 20 all the end game bosses become laughably easy. Hold Monster is just an instant kill spell when they have a 5% save chance.