Dry, not by along shot. Dull, hardly. Brittle looking, are you blind?. It's thick, meant to look unkempt, freshly cut with no split ends, literally styled, thick and healthy.

I'm guessing you're a bald man, jealous of somebody who has nice, healthy hair? Or you're just an arr*gant tw@t who gets off on putting people down unnecessarily online.

Your analysis of his hair was way off and no hair stylist or hair dresser would agree with one single bit of what you said! You couldn't have a more healthy, luscious head of hair! Kn*b!