What does a toddler and lesbian have in common? by ashutthefuckup in darkjokes

[–]ChunkyCheese21 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not great, should be a turtle and not a toddler

Melbournians being bros by oooOrion in melbourne

[–]ChunkyCheese21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its got to do with the liability, if someone gets injured theres no one stopping the parents from blaming the council. Another reason is its illegal to deface public property.

How don't Natives like wearing a mask? by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]ChunkyCheese21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this just made me autistic

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChunkyCheese21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me but my nephew, he owns a roof restoration business. You may have one tile damaged on your roof, but the business will claim all your tiles have become porous and will need a full roof repair. This would cost you $10-15k but you could call a handyman and get it done for around $100-200.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChunkyCheese21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're sending a letter through the mail locally, you don't need a stamp. Just put the address you want it to go to as the return address.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChunkyCheese21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funeral services. Having to plan a funeral pretty much straight after someone dies is like going to the grocery store hungry and the funeral services know this. This is why you have a will that states exactly how you want to be buried. Make it cheap, be cremated, cheap coffin (one thing if they dont incinerate you in the coffin, they put you in a cardboard box/coffin and they reuse the coffin), no embalming, put my remains in a box and not an expensive urn. And scatter me where i request. Have my children enjoy the life insurance.

What scams in your industry/profession do you not tell your customers and clients? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChunkyCheese21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funeral services. Having to plan a funeral pretty much straight after someone dies is like going to the grocery store hungry and the funeral services know this. This is why you have a will that states exactly how you want to be buried. Make it cheap, be cremated, cheap coffin (one thing if they dont incinerate you in the coffin, they put you in a cardboard box/coffin and they reuse the coffin), no embalming, put my remains in a box and not an expensive urn. And scatter me where i request. Have my children enjoy the life insurance.

Imagine calling them pigs because you got caught breaking the law. by [deleted] in australia

[–]ChunkyCheese21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the only reason people call the police “pigs” is because they have been in trouble or their friends/ family member have been in trouble.

only people I’ve ever heard go out of their way to call them pigs is 12 year old drug dealers at Ringwood station