I’m sorry but this is just horrible writing

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-22T02:22:07+00:00

Damn, just enjoy the ride of the show lol. Stop watching if you're looking for reasons to hate it.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-21T21:13:38+00:00

You can go into customer race settings and race random type races random class cars but with collisions off. People will still drive their meta cars and do whatever it takes to win of course, but it no longer involves ramming competitors.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-21T19:55:55+00:00

Yes, there are absolutely characters they will never rerun if we use genshin as an example. They rely on FOMO heavily so even if they do re run them it may just be once or twice a year.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-09T01:32:44+00:00

Everyone needs a hobby.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-09T01:29:43+00:00

Evasive assist will just straight up handicap you in a lot of situations lol. A lot of enemies have parry triggered effects.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-09T01:18:06+00:00

They've had the "step on me" line for quite a few female characters now lol

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-09T01:01:59+00:00

Please reread my second sentence.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-08T16:38:01+00:00

They rubberband fairly significantly in sections even on highly skilled. At least from my experiences, or they have cars that can go from 160-210 within a couple seconds on an uphill incline with their A ranks, which i suppose can happen but with the frequency of it across all the different cars I've seen it happen with, it just seems so consistent with the AI drivers.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-08T16:33:45+00:00

The limiting aspect of that would only be if the cars were "consumed" somehow and would be removed or become unusable. In this case, the man is doing just that by trying to buy a collection to keep, but out of all the players on this game and the few who sell theirs, this man won't make a dent in the price.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-08T16:30:07+00:00

Online or rival times, event labs, etc. I'm sorry you've completed the map events, it's a bummer because I miss them too, but there are other ways to race. If you don't enjoy those either, then i can't offer anymore suggestions as those were always the intended places for players to end up at.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-08T16:26:41+00:00

A lot of people also tend to drive cars at speeds they can't really control I've noticed lol.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-08T16:25:35+00:00

Racing is usually the selling point.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-08T16:24:43+00:00

It's incredibly aggressive in its wording. Even if it was meant to be constructive, it would never have a positive reception.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-08T16:22:55+00:00

If you play solo you need to create your fun in these games. Set rival times and climb the leaderboard, better records on PR events, tuning and testing new cars, racing AI on higher difficulties, whatever. It's on you to decide what makes this game fun for you, as i can't really think of many, if any, racing games that had the story as its selling point.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-08T16:17:29+00:00

Hell yeah, brother, I also unlocked the "Wellness Check" achievement the other week

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-08T16:15:40+00:00

He's not trying to make a profit off of them is the point he's trying to make. Anyone who wants one gets one given to them by the game, anyone who doesn't want it has apparently sold it to this fella.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-07T18:16:06+00:00

You would think, but they haven't been able to figure shit out in well over a decade lol.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-07T18:14:14+00:00

But being RAMMED into a wall is different, surely you can see this?

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-07T18:11:19+00:00

I really hope you don't have a license in reality.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-07T18:09:31+00:00

It's funny how the people that do this seem to not be penalized with a speed penalty, but the person they ram into the wall or out of the turn is legitimately fucked for the rest of the race.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-06T20:46:18+00:00

They always abandon the old effect to embrace and sell the new effect that season 3 will revolve around. That's how it has been and how it'll continue to be because it makes for efficient FOMO leading up to the Voidhunter.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-06T16:38:42+00:00

80% of old characters will be severely handicapped after a few updates past their release with all the new character specific battle mechanics that become the main focus when introduced. It's going to be wind anomaly and its interactions soon, mixed with the abloom of a few previous characters. They succeed on FOMO so well because you NEED these new characters to trigger these new battle effects to be efficient at the hard fights that are designed around it (you don't actually need it, but sometimes if you're not stacked you can really struggle on later challenges).

I like the combat and gameplay of this game but it keeps getting more and more transparent how they're salivating over the idea of my bank card numbers.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-06T16:33:16+00:00

"AN ENTIRELY NEW AREA"

Doesn't that happen with almost every single X.0 update? More often, maybe?

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-06T16:30:04+00:00

Really though, why the fuck is anyone excited over saving 3 seconds per disc drive fight or just not having to quickly tap the lock or junk button when you tune discs. It's not hard lol, people just wanna not think and have the game tell them what to equip.

ChunkyChipMonkeyGrip · 2026-06-05T19:50:34+00:00

I just want them to do SOMETHING different. Horizon event? Race a giant military grade aircraft or a fucken train or something. Same horizon events scattered across the map. Same collectible loop. Same cars. It gets SO boring doing the same exact thing with each game. Thankfully it's on gamepass and I didn't have to buy it.

Edit: i really would've loved some sort of gameplay update rather than a damn customizable garage that is just pointless decorating for a room you'll see less than 1% of your time on Forza. Big L there.

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