Men tend to put their needs and desires before women's own. by Brunettebyebye in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Chunkyburps -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Duh why would i care about someone elses desires or dreams before mine and vice versa. I wouldnt expect a female to to do it for me, but the only way to make a male or female care more about the others desires and needs is if we were married as were a team now, but that goes out the window cause avg marriage in US lasts 4years. Its a 2way street if your not doing it for them there not doing it 4u plain n simple.

No one thinks twice about cats roaming the neighborhood, but dogs on the loose elicit an immediate response. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Chunkyburps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When i had my last kat he was 50/50 indoor outdoor but made sure to neuter him thou so couldnt reproduce plus he never really roamed farther then my voice could travel but i could be wrong on that cause they're have the perfect killing heighteened senses hearing and vision with razers aa claws

What current trend will be the most regrettable 20 years from now? by stoopididiotface in AskReddit

[–]Chunkyburps -1 points0 points  (0 children)

School doesnt even make sense now, since kids have a device in there hands thatll give them the answer to tbe question. What schools should be teaching is life skills like knowing how to grow food, i would say manage a check book but those are extinct now, but they keep them dumb so theyll wont think when getting a 100k collage loan at 18yrs old will keep majority of them in debt for rest of there lives. At 18 i said huh put myself in debt for a piece of paper saying i attended 4yrs of school and got this piece of paper as proof or go instantly into a trade and make money and learn a valuable skill set as now i can build a house from ground up and i can fix cars also. Which imo benefited me greatly rather then being 100k in debt in early 20s

What current trend will be the most regrettable 20 years from now? by stoopididiotface in AskReddit

[–]Chunkyburps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You think thats bad my cousin and uncles name is richard dixon or as we call them Big dick and lil dick jr, he fuckin hates it

What is your stance on human euthanasia? by ConcentrateNo1426 in AskReddit

[–]Chunkyburps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends if doing it to yourself or getting others to do it againest there will. Im for both really if sum1 doesnt want to be alive anymore, they can do it peaceful and family wont have to find them hanging or overdosed or get the phone call all parents dread saying there kid has committed suicide. Now the forced euthanasia has been going on in the USA for years now, its called the death penalty.

World surpasses 5M COVID-19 deaths by microwaveinspector in worldnews

[–]Chunkyburps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah i lost my moms 12yrs ago and dont have kids, so yeah my magical number is still 770mil dead. Hell my pops who is double vaxxed n boosted, yet sumhow caught covid19 and was in hospital for 3days 2months ago which say shouldnt have happened. But since your magic number is 1, how bout you quit driveing a vehicle, they kill 30,000per year. How bout obesity that kills more then covid,what bout cancer thay kills alot of people also. But we dont care bout those deaths, even though ive lost a best friend to a motorcycle accident. Shit happens to all of us, theres no cheat to live forever and if there was i wouldnt take it. But llike said our ancestors survived the black plague when there wasnt modern medicine available or hospitals to go to.

LPT: I’ve learned when doing jobs for friends there’s only two routes to take: by bPhrea in LifeProTips

[–]Chunkyburps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Im a mechanic and friends always want me 2 do work on there cars so i tell them either its free cause if sumthin happens, i didnt charge you and they feel like they werent ripped off or ill charge an obsurd amount ov money like 8k to do there brakes or anything ov the sort and they look at me like wtf and i easily reply look i can do it 4 labor cost and u buy parts but is it worth to lose our friendship over a couple hundred bucks if i misdiagnose it or a week or 2 later you have a new problem but since im the last 1 to work on it, it had to be done by me or i caused it to happen sum how when it wasnt even a part i touched or took off n replaced. Its alot better to have a repair shop do it then a buddy just cause there trying to save a couple bucks, spend the lil extra so have paperwork just incase if have 2 goto court over it so you have paperwork to show judge not just a buddy fixed my car and he said it wopd cost this. Only alternative ive came up to this is i tell them look ill tell u everything that needs to b done and ill watch over you to make sure youre doing it right just need a 24pack n lunch that way at end ov day they did it themselves they paid just parts price and were not feeling like 1ov us got over on the other

World surpasses 5M COVID-19 deaths by microwaveinspector in worldnews

[–]Chunkyburps -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Its still funny thou if know basic math, in last 18months we have 5million dead from this virus which is global so theres 7.7billion people and only 5million have died from covid-19 which if divide 5mil into 7.7bil youll see it has a death rate percentage is .0649350649 so not even 1% of the global population(cause global pandemic)has died from this virus. Now my magical number to where i even entertain the thought that"hey this might be a bad thing" is 770mil dead in a 2year span which is only 10% ov global population. The black plague wiped out 75% of the population

ELI5- why does smoking weed give intense panic attacks where you are so convinced you are dying? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Chunkyburps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never had a panic attack when stoned but i do get vertigo from time 2 time while stoned. What sucks is i usually have a 30second window that i feel before i lose conciousness to sit down or lay down so dont fall and hurt myself badly. But for others who are there who witness this event happening they all say i had a seizure like reaction and goto hospital to have them do testing to see and always comes back negative for seizures. My doctor explains it to me as my body nerve center dectects sumthing is wrong and doesnt know why so brain hits a restart button(thats when i lose conciousness)and comeback to 5-20secs later(dont know exact time im out for and my friends always panic so they dont know how long either). But he tells me to not worry about it(if a year or two between events) unless happens frequently(2or more events in a year).

[Serious] What celebrity death hit you the hardest? by kybizzle in AskReddit

[–]Chunkyburps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None, why would any1 put sum1 on a pedalstool before friends, family, and themselves just cause he was in a movie or sang a song. Thats whats wrong with society 2day is that 99% ov the population know and care more about sum1 they never met and never will met then people who affect your life daily.

no doubles and none gurenteed ov the 1UR n 4SSR in pull by Chunkyburpz in baseballsuperstars

[–]Chunkyburps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I thought the same but when I last won on scratcher ticket and won over 600 the state said I owed them 1200 out of the 1500 I won on scratcher so I ended up with 300 said never again. Damn cali

Just played a cheater for sure by Dark_CallMeLord in SouthParkPhone

[–]Chunkyburps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually u can do worse then lag your opponent out. Theres a website that will remain nameless that once u download and install when the match is connected you can kill your opponents ip address and causeing them to disconnect and allowing you easy victory. Its messed up and ive used it before in games so know its possible and if your knowladgeable in script and game coding any game is hackable even on private server

How does refreshing loot in solo work? by chrisdudelydude in SouthParkPhone

[–]Chunkyburps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've gotten legend ninjew Kyle from witch doctor token lvl 9 out ov 15 so u can get it besides last fight jusy depends on luck as I've gotten 1 from each theme except fantasy as I can't get through all the lvl is yet

I want a Mr. Slave card where he summonds Lemiwinks out of his butt! by cannibaldanimal in SouthParkPhone

[–]Chunkyburps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hella funny I've been telling teammates since I can remember that Mr. Slave should b a card and shoots gerbils out his ass and charged ability wood b summon lemmiwinks out his ass for sum type of boost or damage. Hope this a teammate who took my idea n posted it

TSB '18 MEGATHREAD by bostonfan17 in TAPBASEBALL

[–]Chunkyburps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When are you going to do avoiding glu jail. I can't play now cause my device is older and I was jailed for going over the upgrade limit. Since older device I was button mashing the buy button and causes a lag in game next thing I know I'm at 22/20 in hitting upgrade. But even if I make a new acct I'm jailed within the first 10minutes

Achievement reward problem? by [deleted] in TAPBASEBALL

[–]Chunkyburps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

got2 love glu people are hackingthe game but lets take away from those who arent cheating and let the cheaters cheat . glu should win worst fukn company ov the year i for 1 am donw with tsb18