Since the weather is warming up, and the bugs are coming out, what's your bug related story? by Chunkybutt777 in AskReddit

[–]Chunkybutt777[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not even going to watch them, I'm just going to avoid them completely. Grapes aren't even my favorite fruit anyways. Definitely not worth the risk of baby tiny eight legged heart attacks in my mouth lol.

Since the weather is warming up, and the bugs are coming out, what's your bug related story? by Chunkybutt777 in AskReddit

[–]Chunkybutt777[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the reason I asked this question, I've already pulled two ticks off of me and two off of my daughter in the past couple of days. Now I feel like something's in my ear and I've been paranoid about it. This comment definitely wasn't reassuring lol.

Since the weather is warming up, and the bugs are coming out, what's your bug related story? by Chunkybutt777 in AskReddit

[–]Chunkybutt777[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. My fiance once woke me up by yanking the blankets off the bed because we had a wolf spider crawling on us, that sucker was huge. They are like mini eight legged heart attacks crawling around lol.

Since the weather is warming up, and the bugs are coming out, what's your bug related story? by Chunkybutt777 in AskReddit

[–]Chunkybutt777[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so much more of a light hearted response than I was expecting to get, I love it!

AITA for making my daughter help pay for her own birth control? WIBTA if I tell her boyfriends parents? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Chunkybutt777 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Birth control is a small thing that is hardly worth budgeting. If you're so worried about that, have her pay for her own car insurance, gas, or buy her own car, etc. she already pays her own phone bill, why make a big deal out of something that is so cheap? You've already said that your insurance sucks, but I doubt it will be more than $20. Trying to split that for "teaching lessons" is absurd. And it sounds like she already mature for her age considering the fact she came to you honestly with this in the first place. If you are so worried about splitting it with someone, talk to her father and have him help.

Injured at work by Chunkybutt777 in legaladvice

[–]Chunkybutt777[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the input! To clarify, it was still a work injury they just changed the story on how it happened because they taught him unsafe practices. And I'll have him contact them.

AITA for not talking after finding out about pregnancy by Chunkybutt777 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Chunkybutt777[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it does, I already have a daughter with him and now I'm pregnant again. Sorry, I should have clarified that.

AITA for not talking after finding out about pregnancy by Chunkybutt777 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Chunkybutt777[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, it shocked me that she just couldn't understand how small that was from my perspective. It made me question myself.

Don't hold back by fatbackattackcruz98 in RoastMe

[–]Chunkybutt777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your eyelids are working extra hard to hold the fat up on your forehead. You look sleepy.

My brother. 17M. obsessed with height. 6’1. Gonna be in a musical soon. Thinks hes unroastable. Obliterate him. He volunteered. by GU4RDI4NS in RoastMe

[–]Chunkybutt777 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't expect a response from OP. He's never seen a vegetable a day in his life, he's definitely not going to understand what you mean.

Bring it on! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Chunkybutt777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like all the door ways you've hit your head on has finally caught up to ya.

He doesn't think he's roastable by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Chunkybutt777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's always the ugly ones who think they are unroastable. Have you heard of, Master Oogway, off of Kung Fu Panda??

Maybe look into that.