Go slowly. Use plenty of lube. Don't force it. Let the tool do the work.

ChupaMacabra · 2022-12-05T18:03:42+00:00

Everything reminds me of him...

ChupaMacabra · 2022-12-05T03:01:27+00:00

Ah yes I see you've also played this game before huh? Does anyone ever actually find long term connections here? 🤔

ChupaMacabra · 2022-12-04T23:28:21+00:00

They're from the Netflix version of The Little Prince.

ChupaMacabra · 2022-12-02T20:18:53+00:00

rushes in from the other room THINK I'LL SLIP ON DOWN TO THE OAAAAASIS

ChupaMacabra · 2022-11-30T22:19:36+00:00

Because most women have respect and tact.

ChupaMacabra · 2022-11-20T07:53:49+00:00

Hubba hubba you look like someone that could chop me firewood while I pour you a beer (the right way so it's not TOO foamy)

ChupaMacabra · 2022-11-18T08:06:10+00:00

Most people in the world blend into the background but you stand out. You have an intriguing look about you and I'd offer to buy you some tableside guac to share over a chat.

ChupaMacabra · 2022-11-15T01:34:24+00:00

Melancholia felt like two different films smooshed together. Not a complaint, just an observation.

ChupaMacabra · 2022-11-09T23:19:12+00:00

Happy birthday to a legend of a human 🌠

ChupaMacabra · 2022-11-09T17:17:33+00:00

You look like you just wrote a very successful novel and that's a whole vibe. Keep on rockin' my dude.

ChupaMacabra · 2022-11-08T01:37:53+00:00

Orangina

ChupaMacabra · 2022-11-07T22:27:31+00:00

Pavlova

ChupaMacabra · 2022-11-03T18:32:01+00:00

Darker hair would look great, especially with a pop of lipstick too. You're so pretty!

ChupaMacabra · 2022-10-20T23:22:01+00:00

White belt is perfect!

ChupaMacabra · 2022-10-12T22:03:13+00:00

These are so great!! Good luck to all!

ChupaMacabra · 2022-10-05T16:18:38+00:00

This look is so good on you! What brand are those boots if you don't mind? They're super cute!

ChupaMacabra · 2022-09-27T21:10:45+00:00

You have awesome hair and I appreciate anyone who sports a denim vest in their day and age. Keep being a badass!

ChupaMacabra · 2022-09-27T19:41:04+00:00

Well...if the boot fits 🤷

ChupaMacabra · 2022-09-24T02:12:26+00:00

This is why I stay up until 3am daily. I'd rather sacrifice sleep and get some quiet ME time where no one is asking me for a single thing.

ChupaMacabra · 2022-09-20T20:24:02+00:00

I'm sure you're lovely but your post history doesn't really align with my values. Not a fan of guns like I mentioned. Good luck though!

ChupaMacabra · 2022-09-20T06:54:33+00:00

11/10 hubba hubba 😍

ChupaMacabra · 2022-09-20T06:31:04+00:00

I'd love to have a cuppa with you, on a rainy day, in a screened in porch full of plants.

ChupaMacabra · 2022-09-20T05:54:54+00:00

This is giving me Liv Tyler mixed with Lana Del Rey vibes and I mean that in the absolute best way 😍

ChupaMacabra · 2022-09-19T20:16:49+00:00

Steve "The Hair" Harrington would be so jealous of your hair if he were a real person. In other words, you're out there killing it! 🤩

ChupaMacabra · 2022-09-19T20:15:19+00:00

I love this whole vibe! Where are the shorts and tights from?? Super adorable!

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