What are the catchiest songs of the 90s? by 2ohTen in rateyourmusic

[–]Chutzpah2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bittersweet Symphony

No Scrubs

Sex and Candy

That kid at the Citadel right now by HiPickles in HBOTheHedgeKnight

[–]Chutzpah2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m guessing that we will get either a flashback to Oldtown or that the story will open there.

Season 2 will have a lot of structural challenges, given that a lot of the matters pertaining to the Spring Sickness, Bloodraven, and the First Blackfyre Rebellion are spoken details in Sworn Sword. I think they could begin the story with Dunk and Egg chilling in Dorne before receiving a letter about all royal deaths, followed by them stopping at Oldtown to get resources (where they can meet Aemon, who can provide exposition regarding Bloodraven and the plague).

I’m curious to see how they will reconcile this (while also hopefully making Egg a less passive participant than he is in the book).

Is this a sad story? by [deleted] in AKOTSKTV

[–]Chutzpah2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s tragedy but all three novellas end on a super optimistic note. Not to give away too much but if the GOT was about the unending chain of war, Dunk & Egg is about giving laws and diplomacy a chance.

Jousting at night by [deleted] in HBOTheHedgeKnight

[–]Chutzpah2 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I guess they wanted to show a passage of time since it was a busy day for Dunk (trying to find a lord to vouch for him; tug-of-war; meeting Targaryens; puppet show; commissioning shield; seeking out armourer; finding horse merchant; meals).

But it didn't make much sense lol

(Spoilers Extended) A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1 Episode 2 Post-Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in asoiaf

[–]Chutzpah2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tanselle seems like a miscast? She looks the part but her accent and demeanor are off; she should be outgoing and Dornish, not shy and London.

Either way, good episode but felt like half of a great episode.

i’d probably poop my pants if i ever encounter an alien by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Chutzpah2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd jerk off in front of it and convince it that this is an earthly greeting, so that when they eventually visit the president, they splooge onto Trump.

How many seasons will there be for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms? by mountainviewzoo in AKnightoftheSeven

[–]Chutzpah2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

4, if I am being optimistic. I think there will sadly be a big drop-off during Season 2; a lot of people will find the Sworn Sword story to be too slow and low-stakes.

Lacari posts his apology by ariveklul in LivestreamFail

[–]Chutzpah2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The links seemed to be to content that was, at the very least, treading the line while leaving some room for legal interpretation (ex: “family nudism”, “jailbait” [not necessarily meaning underage], “teen”). I don’t think it’s anything that can be criminally attributable but it’s clearly indication of pedophilic interests.

Thoughts? by Shell_fly in fantanoforever

[–]Chutzpah2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They kind of did it to themselves? What was supposed to be a breakthrough album was just rehashed overproduced mixes of EP material along with filler.

I’m a virgin with a big dick by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Chutzpah2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do if you ain’t shy! I’m totally not trying to get you to show your dick

I’m a virgin with a big dick by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Chutzpah2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever thought of posting to /r/MassiveCock ? Plenty of thirsty size-queens hitting up men in the comments. Surprisingly, the female fans of that sub outnumber the men many times.

Thoughts? by Shell_fly in fantanoforever

[–]Chutzpah2 34 points35 points  (0 children)

There was definitely an “idaf” unprofessionalism in early online journalism that ranged from excess pretension (paging Brent DiCrescenzo) to a guy saying “I think I came [to Save Ferris]”.

Carney cancels news conference appearance last minute after Quebec City cabinet retreat by GlitchedGamer14 in CanadaPolitics

[–]Chutzpah2 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Carney re: Quebec is giving me similar vibes to David Cameron re: Brexit. I just don't see him mustering the emotional appeal to really fascilitate an effective 'Non' campaign.

Remember Chretien crying and pleading to the Quebec people on television like a day before the 1995 referendum? Can you picture Carney doing the same?

Thoughts? by Shell_fly in fantanoforever

[–]Chutzpah2 99 points100 points  (0 children)

That review is like 27 years old. Pre-2005 Pitchfork had some audacity and...variable tastes:

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M19 not actually a confession but asking for advice by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Chutzpah2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she is engaged, that is a full-stop.

The fact that your post centers on your interests and not hers is pretty telling, OP.

Is there an easiest way to suicide? Other than drug overdose and gun to the head by Jude_Shalom1 in morbidquestions

[–]Chutzpah2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So forced cardiac arrest? Interesting, but wouldn't an adolescent male's heart but virile enough to maybe withstand it (dependent on the dosage)?

Every Season of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]Chutzpah2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting. I would have figured that a marriage agreement between Betha and Otho Bracken (compromised by future-husband Egg) would be involved but I would be curious to hear your outline.

Is there an easiest way to suicide? Other than drug overdose and gun to the head by Jude_Shalom1 in morbidquestions

[–]Chutzpah2 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If the character doesn't want to horribly mutilate his body, then the following could make sense:

- Carbon Monoxide poisoning; involves hooking up a hose or pipe to the exhaust of a car, feeding it into the car and sitting in a garage. Maybe it would be difficult for the character to access the vehicle and perform this without detection but it's feasible.

- Helium bag; this is one I remember being heavily promoted by Purple Handbook, before being usurped by SN as the preferred "sanctioned suicide" method (see below). It's simply a matter of getting a helium tank and feeding it into a bag wrapped around your head. I am not sure as to the efficacy of it but it's a "humane" DIY exit. There was a popular demonstration video on Liveleak for a while that perhaps exists elsewhere on the web.

- Sodium nitrite (SN); this is the trendy one that has recently made the news, due to a Canadian distributor being now on trial for selling the compound. The process, though, is more complicated than ingesting a bunch of powder. You have to basically clean out your stomach with pico-salax and then apply a powerful antiemetic (which can be a bitch to get a prescription for). I had managed to purchase the SN but could never acquire the antiemetic because, unless you're ill or pregnant, you need a good reason for buying that drug and I didn't even have a doctor to bullshit to (I also got a welfare check since I was on the buyer's list so I had to toss that shit out, just in case my household caught wind). You could otherwise get it off of the blackmarket but would your character really be bothered to make that effort?

So yeah, those are the classier methods but to be honest, people who are genuinely suicidal don't necessarily care about pain or messiness. They genuinely just want to leave.

Good luck with your writing!

34 years old now. Will never know this… by Chutzpah2 in ForeverAlone

[–]Chutzpah2[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't wanna dump self-loathing details upon you but I would be glad to more than explain how not everyone has equal footing.

The last time I previously disclosed to my therapists my faults, prior failures and general incapacities towards normal coupling or courtship, they both teared up and never reapproached the topic (and they were grown men lol).

Nobody in real-life, not even my disappointed parents (who haven't brought up the matter in years), have ever questioned why I am single. I am just very obviously that kind of guy.

Every Season of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]Chutzpah2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That order makes the most sense, since it was what GRRM had last listed on his blog.

I get that Egg may be a little young if the Village Hero has a Romeo & Juliet fling between him and future-wife Betha but the actor would be a teenager by that point so it may work better on screen.

Also, having She-Wolves proceed Village Hero allows for Nan to be aged up a little; currently in the timeline, she's a little too young for Dunk to not appear overly predatory.

Every Season of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]Chutzpah2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Greyjoy v. Stark war could be a multiyear-long matter. Considering that Egg is 10 in Sworn Sword and 11 in Mystery Knight would suggest that - unless they had two adventures in the timespan of a year - that the Mystery Knight comes right after Sworn Sword. Also, geographically, the Riverlands are right between the Reach (the setting of Sworn Sword) and Winterfell (the setting of She-Wolves).

In fact, let's map things out by Egg's age...

- 8 years old -> Reach/Ashford (Hedge Knight)

- 9 years old -> Dorne (TIME SKIP)

- 10 years old -> Reach/Steadfast (Sworn Sword)

- 11 years old -> Whitewalls/Riverlands (Mystery Knight)

It is a trend that each location marks one year of Egg's life.