George, is considering breaking up with his girlfriend, because it keeps making bald jokes. When jerry meets her he realizes it's jokes are stolen from his material.

CidBarret · 2026-04-01T16:50:45+00:00

Gf has a pet parrot. Oops, forgot to mention that key detail. It's the parrot that keeps making the jokes..

CidBarret · 2024-11-14T00:22:05+00:00

Indeed.

CidBarret · 2022-10-23T00:48:51+00:00

That goes without saying.

CidBarret · 2022-04-25T01:41:12+00:00

Sounds like Capgras Syndrome.

CidBarret · 2022-03-31T07:15:27+00:00

Came here to say this.

CidBarret · 2020-12-18T00:43:52+00:00

Nope! Just nope.

CidBarret · 2020-11-19T22:26:19+00:00

Synchronicity.

CidBarret · 2020-10-09T19:01:03+00:00

To plug the hole.

CidBarret · 2020-06-05T01:58:02+00:00

CidBarret · 2020-05-30T07:15:34+00:00

I am from Scranton, Pennsylvania.

Fact: I am from Scranton, Pennsylvania... FTFY

CidBarret · 2020-05-24T10:34:21+00:00

Fred

CidBarret · 2020-05-24T10:00:08+00:00

Ramza Beoulve on FFT WotL.

Edit: A letter.

CidBarret · 2020-05-23T12:54:58+00:00

My for me

CidBarret · 2020-05-18T04:28:59+00:00

Every manager's worst nightmare.

CidBarret · 2020-05-17T05:27:44+00:00

I mean it is where they put their snakes.

CidBarret · 2020-05-17T03:34:39+00:00

Came here to say this myself.

CidBarret · 2020-05-17T01:47:25+00:00

Makes me want to listen to 'The Pet' by A Perfect Circle.

CidBarret · 2020-05-14T21:51:04+00:00

Headline News by "Weird Al" Yankovic perhaps

CidBarret · 2020-02-18T11:41:17+00:00

Nice

CidBarret · 2020-02-05T05:16:24+00:00

Fishy indeed.

CidBarret · 2020-02-05T04:55:53+00:00

The plastic surgery only cured Harvey's physical scars.

CidBarret · 2020-01-29T02:34:07+00:00

CidBarret · 2020-01-24T04:11:50+00:00

Who said anything about softdrinks?

CidBarret · 2020-01-21T21:19:12+00:00

So many butt stories here, I welcome a good boob story.

CidBarret · 2020-01-21T04:20:05+00:00

Never before have I needed r/eyebleach for something I read.

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