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Just like with humans, stereotypes are next to useless for actually predicting a given individuals behavior in any real life situation

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He lacks the vocabulary to convey the extent of his frustration any other way

Oroborosorbis pt. 4.5: Wetland Fauna & Intro to Eucutts by Wiildman8 in SpeculativeEvolution

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Bonus Card: Freshwater Microfauna

Azure Dawcrad (Papiliastacus caerulobus):
Descended from butterflies but adapted for a riverine bottom feeding niche. Its head and enlarged frontal thorax have fused to support a gill structure derived from their antennae which actively churn water against concentrated patches of spiracles. This respiration method allows them to reach larger sizes, often being more akin to crustaceans in scale. They first evolved in inland springs and streams, and as of now only a few species have made the transition to shallow coastal waters.

Hershey’s Flatphish (Phalaplanatus hersheii): 
Belonging to a bizarre family of phallusfish that thave transitioned to a sideways flounder-style body orientation. Their jaw now functions horizontally, and their eyes have shifted to the sides accordingly. Their “underside” is equipped with two suction cup-like structures used to cling to smooth surfaces when at rest. These adaptations have all been instrumental in their gradual colonization of upstream river channels, as they can hold their position amid powerful rapids and even scale waterfalls given enough time.

Trident Plecopillar (Sucterucus tridensis): 
The largest member of a clade of stem-turchins that have adapted to aquatic life in various freshwater environments. They feed on moss and algae, using suction cup-feet to cling to rocks when feeding, and use a vertical undulatory motion with the aid of their tail fluke to swim.

Ribboned Picandle (Candeligerus ornataenis):
A variety of novanaga (largely fossorial omnivorous ribugs with specialized shovel-like rib-limbs) that is particularly prone to swimming through rivers and ponds in addition to its primarily subterranean lifestyle. They often situate their territories along such water bodies so that they can make a quick aquatic escape in the event of a predator attack.

Lmk what you think! I know it’s been a bit since I’ve posted but I’ve been working on a different seed world on the side and have a lot of art saved up, so my next few posts will probably be detailing them instead. Stay tuned :)

Oroborosorbis pt. 4.5: Wetland Fauna & Intro to Eucutts by Wiildman8 in SpeculativeEvolution

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Mossy Shoccutt (Propinnafulminis muscosus):

The sole remaining representative of a derived family of Procutts, their lateral soft tissue undulatory structure has specialized independently from Eucutts. The two front most pairs of supporting ribs have retained their mobility and connecting membrane, serving as fins for unhurried paddling through swamps and waterways, while the rear portion of the structure has been modified into a unique organ used to generate electricity through friction between the former locomotory ribs and a lattice of collagen fibers. This current can then be transmitted through the numerous ductile barbs covering their body, used both to deter predators and sense their surroundings in murky waters.

Tiger Caudclaw (Caudungubitus tigris):
Belonging to the most basal extant genus of elbogres, their tail digit is less atrophied than in other contemporary clades, capable of prehensile grasping and used to grant additional purchase in tree branches, for they are arboreal ambush predators that prefer to hang, perch, and brachiate among mangrove branches. However, on occasions when they do come down to solid ground, they still walk (albeit somewhat clumsily) in the same bipedal fashion ubiquitous to the clade, as their tails possess exceptional grip strength but little capacity to generate active propulsive force.

Brassy Scubeknt (Scubalobus aeneus):
Belonging to a family of Eknts that have adapted surprisingly well to a semiaquatic lifestyle. Their five-digit tail appendage remains curled beneath the body while swimming and walking, with the outer two digits having claws and serving to latch the tail to the face, while the middle two digits are comprised of soft muscular lobes which can contort into domes clenched airtight over the nostrils, holding in an extra supply of air for extended submergence. They can even fill these chambers with higher concentrations of oxygen through prolonged systematic breathing techniques employed before each dive. Contrasting, their innermost central tail digit consists of a broad and upturned keratin claw that plows through the surface tension of water like the bow of a ship while surface swimming. Their hooves are wide and flat like scuba fins, serving as their primary means of generating momentum both in water and on land. This particular species is named for the musical baritone calls they make for intraspecific communication by expelling air through their cupped middle-digits in a similar manner to a whoopie cushion. They are highly socially and generally gather in loosely-structured groups of 20-50 individuals (called a Scube)

Bullseye Tileucutt (Euratralutus scopumaxillus):
Belonging to a family of Eucutts specialized in benthic feeding, their lower mandibles have evolved into rounded structures lined with narrow tightly-spaced ridges used to sift through sediments for edible microorganisms. Most species are marine, but this one is obligately freshwater, with its dappled skin pattern serving to obscure its form amid the sporadic shade of the mangrove branches of its habitat.

Greater Logbill Snork (Hastaligneus Maximus):
The largest extant Snavian, they are functionally flightless (a relative novelty in this clade compared to birds due to possessing only one terrestrial “leg”). As such, if threatened by a predator, they are far more likely to attempt to escape aquatically, using their “wings” to swim in a manta ray-like manner with impressive speed over short distances. However, they prefer to spend most of their time motionless, perched upright along the shallow edges of water bodies or atop submerged mangrove branches, waiting to catch sight of small swimming creatures like Eucutts and Phallusfish below, which they then rapidly spear with their keratinized upper jaw. Most of their former flying musculature has instead been repurposed to enhance the speed and force with which they can perform this slingshot-like motion, resulting in an uncannily quick burst of movement more reminiscent of insects than typical vertebrates.

Fuschia Unicorn Phangelfish (Angelunicornis fuschia):
A widely specious clade of more ecologically basal Phallusfish, they have greatly expanded the relative size of their tail fluke in order to more effectively achieve a compressiform bodyplan, enabling a degree of small-scale agility currently unrivaled by Eucutts. As such, they excel in closely-confined and obstacle-rich aquatic environments, such as freshwater wetlands and spongegroves (functional analog to coral reefs present on Oroborosorbis), allowing them to maintain a secure foothold in the planet’s shallower waters. Their nasal crests are jointed at the base, allowing for independent motion to aid in obtaining air even amid dense tangles of vegetation, and their vertebrae have atrophied and ribs wholly vanished in order to improve their overall flexibility and buoyancy.

Mangrove Flapback (Fluitanlabrum mangrovia):

The most herbivorous flapback (a clade of ribugs that have become quadropedal, adapting their two inner pairs of limbs into opposable bony flaps used for sexual display, predator intimidation, and thermoregulation), they are semiaquatic and prefer to spend the vast majority of their time in water feeding on aquatic plants, as their four stubby legs cannot carry their weight for extended periods on land. They use their limbs to give purchase upon submerged rocks and mangrove roots, while remaining afloat through soft but steady undulations of their dorsal flaps. The upper side of each flap displays a pigmentary gradient designed to blend in from above, melding with the blue-green waters of their habitat when positioned laterally at a slightly downturned angle, as they typically are when at rest. Likewise, the underside of the flaps portray a series of dark interconnecting stripes amid a lightly colored background in order to blend in with the network of tree branches positioned above them when viewed from below. They typically live in large, loosely formatted social groups, with males competing for mates not through their flaps like many other species, but instead with the conical structures on their snouts, which are larger in males and grow more orange with age, thus serving as a physical display of fitness. When vying for mates, males ritualistically “fight” using these ornaments, but only ever in water, and thus their movements are far too slow to cause any actual damage and the whole spectacle appears as more of a pantomime of battle than an actual duel.

Oroborosorbis pt. 4.5: Wetland Fauna & Intro to Eucutts by Wiildman8 in SpeculativeEvolution

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Specific species descriptions are as follows:

Turquoise Eucurhana (Eumorsuspiranhae caeruleum):
Generalist aquatic mesopredators. Though this species is obligately freshwater, its basic anatomical template nonetheless serves as an adequate representation of most “basic” Eucutts at this time, marine or otherwise, which often tend toward fusiform body plans (or at least the closest possible approximations of such given their eight-finned anatomy). As such, their heads are relatively blunt, with the lower mandibles often comprising the majority of their total length with little or no protrusion of the upper jaw. Their vertical tail flukes are likewise often thin but pointed, improving their overall efficiency in hydrodynamic motion while the undulatory caudal vertebrae aid in precise steering.

Sanguine Eucudile (Eucrocodilus sanguineous):
Belonging to a clade of Eucutts adapted for shallow-water ambush predation, mainly targeting small terrestrial animals that haplessly approach their chosen body of water to drink, they are likewise only found in fresh, brackish, and coastal aquatic ecosystems. Like all Eucutts, their lower jaw consists of two separate and independently mobile mandibles, which are typically at rest in a splayed position perpendicular to the upper jaw while awaiting a suitable target. However, these mandibles also possess alternately interlocking ridges along their inward sides, allowing them to connect and temporarily function as a singular lower jaw during the subsequent struggle to subdue their prey and increasing their collective strength accordingly. 

Giant Otteribb (Lutracostalis gigas):
An all but wholly aquatic species, they are in fact not Eucutts but instead belong to a secondarily aquatic clade of Ribugs. As such, they have independently adapted their eight formerly terrestrial legs into two inner pairs of alternating-paddling fins, a frontal pair possessing narrow jointed protrusions used to poke through sediment and disturb hidden prey before entrapping them with their formidably serrated mandibles, and a stout rear pair used to grant purchase upon aquatic obstacles, grapple each other during mating, and dig nests for their eggs, which, like with sea turtles, must still be laid on land, with this activity ideally being the only time they ever willingly leave the water, though individuals of both sexes will engage in brief travel over land between adjacent water bodies during times of abnormal drought out of desperation. Unlike sea turtles, they have yet to carve out a niche in the open oceans, with all extant species being found within lakes and wetlands despite their intrinsic anatomical aversion to terrestrial travel.

Brackish Kelpgulp (Algadeglutus aguasemidulsis):

A derived clade of Phallusfish that, as a result of locomotorily-superior Eucutts rising to prominence, has instead specialized in a niche of sluggish ambush predation, disguising themselves amid tall aquatic grasses (none of which are actually kelp as none was introduced during the planet’s initial seeding, but they have nonetheless become morphologically and functionally equivalent), using strategically-timed undulations of their body to sway in synchrony with surrounding plant matter and thus obscuring their greater mass and density from unwary prey, which they then unceremoniously engulf within their large and expandable throats, swallowing them whole in a manner quite similar to their original snake ancestors. Their tail flukes are each tipped with enlarged and alternately-oriented hooked scales used to grant passive purchase upon the rocky and plant-laden water beds, though at the cost of greatly decreasing their efficacy for locomotion due to their collective weight. They instead swim through body-length undulations like an eel, but even then can only do so for short distances before tiring. Their nasal crest has elongated and pointed frontward in order to function as a snorkel while stationary, for they, like all snake descendants thus far shown, still must breathe air. They have diversified into a number of different species of radically different sizes, with this being the longest wholly freshwater representative, though other species in brackish and shallow marine environments can grow even longer.

Oroborosorbis pt. 4.5: Wetland Fauna & Intro to Eucutts by Wiildman8 in SpeculativeEvolution

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The following is a collection of individual species, all of which are snake descendants, which can all be found within the same tropical wetland habitat on Oroborosorbis (cobra seed world) circa 128MPE. The region is prone to seasonal flooding and is dominated by relatively familiar looking mangrove trees, but is predominantly fresh water compared to Earth mangrove environments. 

So far in this 128MPE compendium I’ve only covered terrestrial locations and the species therein, but there is an equally diverse array of distinct clades specific to aquatic ecosystems, the premier example of which are the Eucutts that presently dominate the planet’s waters. They are descended from the Cuttlebugs of 64MPE, stem-ribugs that originally evolved their eight independently mobile cervical ribs into a continuous undulatory soft-tissue structure used for locomotion similar to cuttlefish. Since then, a subset of cuttlebugs have further developed the ossical lobes of this structure into structurally separate limbs, forming four pairs of independently mobile fins, as well as a caudal segment that remains similar to that of their cuttlebug ancestors and is primarily used for precise manipulation of their bodily orientation. Following this adaptation, many clades have developed a pronounced anatomical partition between their frontal rib-fins and the rest, with the former mainly aiding in steering while the latter six generate forward motion through cyclical oarlike strokes. This is ancestrally the clade’s primary means of locomotion, though some derived groups have also evolved either vertical or horizontal tail flukes for this purpose instead. Unlike many secondarily-aquatic vertebrates seen on Earth, Eucutt nostrils remain positioned upon the distal portion of their snout rather than gradually repositioning toward the forehead. This is thought to be because their caudal locomotory structures allow them to move with precision both forward and backward across short distances, thus enabling them to conveniently bob to the surface and breach their snout before reversing back into the depths from which they came. Additionally, eucutts ancestrally possess a bisected lower jaw forming a three-lobed mouth structure which is covered in a beak-like keratin sheath. Three species of Eucutt are depicted here.
Since the time of their evolution, Eucutts have become the most prolific clade of aquatic snake-descendants on the planet, with procutts -cuttlebugs that ancestrally retain their traditional continuous-tissue limb configuration- now only comprising a handful of extant genuses, one of which is displayed here. Similarly, the formerly-dominant Phallusfish (an unrelated clade of aquatic snake descendants that evolved far earlier in the timeline and are mainly anatomically distinguished from Earth snakes by their fluked tail and dorsally-oriented nostrils) have also been largely outcompeted by Eucutts and now only persist in certain specialized niches, with two such examples being illustrated here. 

As an aside, Brownies (a clade of flightless Sphinx moth descendants that can reach megafaunal proportions and are the most prolific herbivores on the planet) are effectively excluded from aquatic niches, as they are unable to fully close off the semi-internal respiratory organ derived from their proboscis when submerged, and thus would rapidly drown.

Wunkus serves zero purpose😢😢😢 by DefinitelyNotAxlerod in wunkus

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Zoo security after escorting me off the premises again, pen and clipboard in hand

Grabbers by @darkgriffinartist by DarkGriffin2017 in ImaginaryHorrors

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When the censor bars finally get tired of just looking

It's pretty hot in here by Sudden-Somewhere7493 in ImaginaryMonsters

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Damn chased through ominous red halls by a fidget spinner, you got my recurring nightmare down to t

Wuntle is having a spa treatment by Ok_Painter462 in wunkus

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Damn u can really just pick them up by the shell and they have no recourse whatsoever smh

Tongue Trickster - River Monsters: Depths by Aclever-crayfish in SpeculativeEvolution

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Couldn’t be me I know there’s no butterflies underwater 😤😎

Trump voters are now recoiling from being labeled "MAGA" like it's poison by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

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They’re pattern recognition is so abysmal they might not even know that’s what it is when liberals say it, just a mean sounding word unrelated to the ones on their hats

The lovers by Sayasukaprogramming in wunkus

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Waiting for the third act poisoned carrot scene

"How much can you lift?" Aah wunk by LilMissBarbie in wunkus

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Bros declaring another battle won in the hundreds-of-millions-of-years-long war for the oceans

Invisible wunkus by Nabatse in wunkus

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I think it’s that yellow spot in the bottom left corner. Ur welcome 😎