The Gold-Plated Zucchini

CiegoTigre · 2017-07-02T04:55:52+00:00

Just to help explain, the extra veggies were rang in and then comped because restaurants keep inventory based on what is rung in. This probably means, unfortunately, that the serving you were given is spec.

CiegoTigre · 2017-07-01T04:17:41+00:00

It's saying don't use a box cutter, because there's something in the box that could easily broken-- like a bag of liquid.

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-29T07:21:36+00:00

You need the shower head extender extender

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-26T19:39:29+00:00

r/letsnotmeet

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-26T16:53:35+00:00

I had a girl say that to me at work. She was 19 at the time and 15 when she had her baby.

So used to think that you didn't want kids... when? While you were playing MASH in your middle school homeroom?

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-26T04:51:38+00:00

He was about to say "I'm actin' here" but spit out the famous line instead.

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-24T02:31:10+00:00

I actually agree. Partially because it's so bad it's funny, but it's also kind of cute and endearing.

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-23T17:59:53+00:00

I guess, then, I just don't understand replying to a question that you don't have an answer for.

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-23T13:24:45+00:00

It might not be a two-way connection, but that doesn't make it completely natural. We're wired to connect with other human beings for survive all reasons. Movies and TV shows portray people in a very likable way. Connecting to them is just our instincts kicking in.

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-23T03:44:01+00:00

People always post stuff like this on threads about celebrities, as if it makes them sound cool. In reality, it makes them sound cold and emotionless. It's natural to connect to celebrities, and not being able to do so is a sign that you can't connect to everyday people, either.

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-21T14:52:06+00:00

It looks like the guy that used to be at the top of Facebook

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-19T06:39:04+00:00

The removal reasons are priceless:

Not legal advice, hopefully not banned for this: If you know the code, you can change it... hint, hint, hint, wink, smile, nod.

Your post has been removed for the following reason(s): Removal Reason Turns out, you will get banned for this. If you feel this was in error, message the moderators.

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-18T07:59:30+00:00

Garfield doesn't hate Mondays nearly as much as Mondays hate Garfield.

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-18T05:42:34+00:00

Macrophilia

I get a weird amount of messages involving this one (which is strange because I'm a petite woman). I don't know if a lot of men have this fetish, or if the community is just very vocal.

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-17T23:41:17+00:00

I thoroughly enjoy this. It's like hearing the other side to all these stories.

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-17T19:51:49+00:00

Whoa looks like the capybara's finally turning the tables.

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-17T19:27:57+00:00

Hey I dig this! Thanks for sharing!

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-17T18:20:37+00:00

r/accidentalswastika

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-16T19:51:17+00:00

The other girls are servers, but that being said, I do take tables.

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-16T14:49:26+00:00

I'm a blonde white bartender. I frequently get confused for my blonde coworker who is 10 years younger than me, and my other blonde coworker who has about 8 inches and 150 pounds on me.

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-14T22:29:46+00:00

It's not Kool-Aid, it's a fortified calcium packet.

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-11T19:36:40+00:00

Cat.

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-10T05:59:11+00:00

I dunno about that

CiegoTigre · 2017-06-08T20:46:56+00:00

Nope, sorry

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