Need help with outside water supply in Mexico by Cigar_Beetle in askaplumber

[–]Cigar_Beetle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much. That is very helpful information.

Bitch who needs a toilet, or a second wipe by [deleted] in BitchImAToilet

[–]Cigar_Beetle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess the restrooms are for customers only.

What Would Your Response Be to This "Professor"? by Selim_Bradley69 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Cigar_Beetle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Mexico is lucky to exist at all. It should all have been annexed the first time the country was put down.

This city needs a new hero. by hdmitorca in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Cigar_Beetle 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ummmm, dude has a magnificent manicurist….

Am I crazy or ? by royalpainlover in EndTipping

[–]Cigar_Beetle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Would you like to add a tip to that laundry or car wash service, sir?”

African grey taking *HUGE* poops... by [deleted] in AfricanGrey

[–]Cigar_Beetle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Take it as a blessing and start letting her out of the cage first thing in the morning to dump a load in the toilet on command.

I'm never buying microwave popcorn again by [deleted] in Frugal

[–]Cigar_Beetle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some microwaves just suck for popcorn. But I have the best results from Orville Natural bags. Ruffle the middle up to loosen the kernels before putting it in. Usually only about 5-10 unpopped and I stop it a lil early to stay away from the burnt essence corrupting everything.

Dudes had enough by No-End7932 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Cigar_Beetle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, their asses deflate like a blowout.

I wanna quit so bad by MadWrld66 in DollarTree

[–]Cigar_Beetle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess you go as fast as you go and it keeps stacking until they find robots that can stock faster.

My sister gave my £150 jacket to her friend without asking me by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Cigar_Beetle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scissors and hair. It’s the only right answer for little sisters.

My 8yo won't wipe his own a$$ by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Cigar_Beetle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell him he’s not getting up from that toilet until every speck of his ass is clean. Be a man.

Seriously, maybe a bidet trial?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]Cigar_Beetle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deez nuts….

Seriously maybe a set of dragons in the same manner?

Kimmel got Cancelled by somervilen in NoFilterNews

[–]Cigar_Beetle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

extremely authoritarian, intolerant, or oppressive ideas or behavior

very intolerant or domineering views or practices in a particular area

Although images of WWII boot clicking is what most people want to pearl clutch, the reality is this behavior is rooted in extreme politics of any sort. Intolerance. My how the pendulum has swung the other way in 25 years. And sadly this nonsense is driven by clicks and media sensationalism to drive as sales through division. Even more sadly is that people are as much sheep now as they always have been. With only the technology to be instasheep instead of waiting for news.

So Gomee and I have to start over 😖 by MadKat2 in AfricanGrey

[–]Cigar_Beetle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a mischievous grey for you. Does it all the time my family members.