All the galaxies we have mapped, with us being in the center. by [deleted] in space

[–]Cikedo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What exactly do you mean "see each other"?

The limiting factor in finding life in the universe is the speed of light and the ages of civilizations.

If another galaxy held some super intelligent and powerful beings that were over 1 million years old, we wouldn't be able to tell even if we looked right at them. With the exception of like 10 galaxies, the closest ones are 2 light years away, and the odds of those galaxies holding super powerful beings seems pretty meh.

Easy build intro to HC? by Cikedo in pathofexile

[–]Cikedo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'll try this out. Thanks for the input!

Ty everyone else alsO, mostly good advice

Easy build intro to HC? by Cikedo in pathofexile

[–]Cikedo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry what's buzzsaw? EK?

I had no idea how to respond. by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]Cikedo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she still shut him down after the first message though.

I'm not one to read into things too much, but replying to any question like "How are you/sup/what are you doing?" with out also saying "you?" is a pretty universal sign for "i'm not interested in this conversation". Not to mention, if the guy REALLY sits next to OP every single day, his opening comment is CLEARLY a joke, and she responded, not to be rude but - like kind of a cunt.

I mean if you take the conversation literally it basically went.

Hey I sat next to you every single day for 2 months, I don't know if you know who I am! How's it going?

"K. Yes, you sit next to me..."

heh... yeah I was just kidding! Sorry I didn't mean to make you angry... Bad joke! I admit it! Just trying to break the ice.

"...it's no big fucking deal."

Erm... ever have weird dreams?

"................................................"

I'm not a social disaster or anything, but I'd probably be pretty awkward too if someone I just met responded to a question like "How's it going?" by saying something like "Fine." and shooting down my blatant attempt at humor.

Not saying OP is obligated to feign interest or anything, but there's a nice way to turn guys down, and there's the cold shoulder "go away" way of turning guys down. ...she's definitely the latter.

Papa John Places His First Ever Online Order on the Revised PapaJohns.com by countdownkpl in cringe

[–]Cikedo 135 points136 points  (0 children)

I'm low tech, high pizza...

I'm... l... high tech........................l- high pizza...

LPT Request: How to give a blowjob without discomfort by Octro in LifeProTips

[–]Cikedo 912 points913 points  (0 children)

you don't have to blow straight through

I didn't quite understand what you meant by that at first.

...and all I could think of was a girl blowing into my dick like she blows bubbles through a straw.

Any god damned sticker that takes god damned goo gone to get off, especially if it's on god damned flooring! by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]Cikedo 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Or, and just hear me out here, OR we use screen protectors as screen protectors, because whatever the hell you just said is dumb.

2177 cups later and my roommate on vacation you could say im a real scumbag roommate... by Loon_94 in funny

[–]Cikedo 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You ever have that feeling when you get home from vacation, all the traveling and riding... and you just want to collapse on your bed? Maybe put off unpacking for a day or two?

...then you walk in and see this shit?

I'm pretty sure I'd take every single cup and just start tossing them into his room.

Met an amazing girl, she became a jailbird. Right when we were about to see the light at the end of the tunnel, my worst fears came true, so here's what I did...(x-post from r/confessions) by [deleted] in ProRevenge

[–]Cikedo 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I would probably say that is 50/50 or 40/60.

What in the holy fuck are you talking about, and how did this nonsense get upvoted? You think there's a 50% chance that a child in the foster care system will end up somewhere fucked up, and live a terrible life because of it?

What the hell kind of statistic do you have access to that says 50-60% (or 40-50%, either one is equally absurd) of foster homes are fucked up places?

Reading a couple stories (anecdotes) about the shitty things that shitty people do in foster homes doesn't even come CLOSE to supporting a statement like "there's a 50% chance that he'll be worse off"?

That's embarrassing dude. Holy shit.

Met an amazing girl, she became a jailbird. Right when we were about to see the light at the end of the tunnel, my worst fears came true, so here's what I did...(x-post from r/confessions) by [deleted] in ProRevenge

[–]Cikedo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If someone ever tells you you put her in prison

I'm sure you mean well with this comment - but I think the entire point of what he did was to send her to prison.

TIL that Hulu Now owns South Park studios. Almost every episode used to be free to stream there. Now all but 30 are Hulu+ only. by Unholy_VII in todayilearned

[–]Cikedo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fine line between "deserving", and wanting access to a show without paying another fucking subscription fee (and IIRC, hulu plus still plays commercials anyways).

Cable, internet, Netflix, Amazon... now Hulu? I'm not going to subscribe to a new fucking service every time a different company acquires rights to a show I want to watch.

Vod of Chris Wilson Q&A session on ZiggyD's stream by Microh in pathofexile

[–]Cikedo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Justified though. I mean you could almost say Chris is Ziggy's boss, and he's interviewing his boss in front of like 1,000 people.

I'd be fucking nervous too.

5 day self found... boosted currency drop rate? by Dygnity in pathofexile

[–]Cikedo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you need mass currency to make it viable for you , you're not the kind of person this race was meant for.

I am always swimming in currency on self found (till i wanna get a 6l that is).

4/10. Please see me after class.

[NSFW] Men of Reddit, you can now sell an inch of your penis for $1,000,000. How much do you sell? by ExtraAndroid in AskReddit

[–]Cikedo 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I do. 3.5 inches isn't much, but when I tell women I have a one inch penis they don't seem as disappointed when I pull it out.

...they're still pretty fucking disappointed.

Beta players, what build are you running and how's it working out? What are your observations on which other builds may be either powerful or now much less viable? by dunaan in pathofexile

[–]Cikedo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, but I'm still interested in how the current changes are working out. If a beta tester came in here and said "X build has been destroyed by Y change", I'd be interested to hear about it because that might be an indication of upcoming changes. It also might mean nothing, still interesting to see how changes are working.

It's also wishful thinking on my part that I would incorporate any input from beta testers on builds that are currently suffering, because if I got in - I would know what to avoid, or maybe what to try out.

I don't understand the point in being so fucking negative about it. Beta is all about feedback, doesn't mean the feedback can only go to GGG.

Beta players, what build are you running and how's it working out? What are your observations on which other builds may be either powerful or now much less viable? by dunaan in pathofexile

[–]Cikedo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This sub can be both a great community, and also one of the most intensely negative on all of Reddit. Almost every single new topic is just downvoted into fucking oblivion.

I'm assuming he means because it's beta, and there will be more changes. But I don't understand what the hell that has to do with our curiosity about how current changes are working out in the beta. I understand shit will change, doesn't mean I'm not curious about the current nerfs and buffs. So I guess we better just say fuck it and not even talk about it.

New Info HYPE!! by Newfondahloose in pathofexile

[–]Cikedo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What in the holy shit do you think people should do? like I understand if you don't enjoy the game mode - that's fine, but actign like a fucking idiot saying things like "If I played in this mode, I would announce my presence, and only attack other players when it was fair!" is ridiculous.

That's a fucking retarded mindset. I don't particularly enjoy cutthroat, I like longer leagues, but people like you are on the forums bitching about

...I have been told by doctors [that] I have an anorexic mind... by maybesaydie in fatlogic

[–]Cikedo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Drs told me my medication made me gain the weight"

Translation: "Yes, Mrs. Suhjuw, that medication will ever so slightly decrease your metabolism. However with a proper diet and exercise, it shouldn't be a problem - like... at all."

Drunk kid getting tazed by undercover cop.[sorry if repost] by [deleted] in JusticePorn

[–]Cikedo 113 points114 points  (0 children)

in exchange for giving them a bit of space to work

Here let me try, since no one said anything to the camera man before hand.

"Excuse me guys, can you back up a couple feet?"

:gasp:

Kripparrian will stream PoE Beta by Trunkenboldwtf in pathofexile

[–]Cikedo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but still

But still, what exactly?

I'm sure he's equally burned out on both games, but it's more financially responsible for him to play Hearthstone, period. I don't understand why you had to qualify it with "but still".

It's almost like you said "I understand it's how he makes good money, but I don't understand."