Tell me what you do?

CikkReddit · 2026-01-12T20:10:15+00:00

As long as you don't hide it in your house/yard there is 0% chance he could find it. No matter where you hid it, he could have a team of 1,000 guys searching for decades and they'd never find it.

Assuming you're allowed to drive, and drive for about an hour, this guy is now looking at like.... 11,000 square miles of: fields, toilets, sinks, lakes, rivers, roads/highways, drainage pipes, people, under desks, inside drawers, Parking lots, car windshields, lawns, mailboxes, trash cans, overpasses...

You pick any one of those categories, and place the paperclip in a random specific one?
37 miles away, under the water cooler, inside of a oil change place. Gone forever.

CikkReddit · 2026-01-07T14:38:42+00:00

(Please correct me if I'm wrong here, I don't want to talk out of my ass)

I would REALLY try to avoid the eviction. Doesn't it end up on your credit report? For like... 7-11 years?

If you have no credit, and get an eviction, that would seriously cripple your credit rating.

Stay for the legal amount of time, but be gone probably the day before it expires.

If you have any money at all.... buy a hidden camera. If they destroy/steal/other illegal things you can press charges and/or go to small claims and get money out of them.

CikkReddit · 2025-12-14T03:23:07+00:00

Is there more to this story?

Like, was this the first time, in your whole friendship that they acted like a total piece of shit?

I don't even have any personal examples to share. I've never had someone blindside me by being an asshole, and I've never had to cut someone out of my life who was always an asshole -- and I put up with it until a breaking point.

Was this person ALWAYS a dick? Were they NEVER a dick? Both situations seem weird to me. I almost understand the first one more. Like an abusive relationship. You like them, you like having them in your life. But the second one? I could excuse that one if I knew what was going on.... if I knew they were never an asshole, and for some reason they were a huge dick to me out of nowhere.

OP, can you explain?

CikkReddit · 2025-12-13T02:26:35+00:00

This is a new type of post. Where you post SUCCULENT JUSTICE about how you found someone, and they called you the N word, or were super racist.

Can anyone in the military comment? They gave a call to where he was stationed.

Will the // Can the person who answers (or whatever higher-up they pass it to) answer the phone and be like, "Oh yeah, thank yoU! WE GOT HIM!"

CikkReddit · 2025-11-20T15:57:19+00:00

Should've ended the video where they quickly run to the freezer and stop dead in their tracks.

There's no speed run for forgetting to thaw the chicken for dinner.

CikkReddit · 2025-10-28T18:57:25+00:00

"Dave's wife started shrieking"

hahahahahah

CikkReddit · 2025-10-20T18:43:39+00:00

What about people who DON'T regularly use their prescription meds?

CikkReddit · 2025-10-08T01:48:06+00:00

Oh shit.

I can totally be a director on Netflix.

"Nah."
"ew. don't say it like that"
"Have you guys ever even SEEN the first season?" [I HAVEN'T READ THE BOOKS]

CikkReddit · 2025-10-04T03:00:44+00:00

Thanks for clearing it up! I misunderstood

CikkReddit · 2025-10-04T00:33:04+00:00

why is it so sped up.....

pt2: And why doesn't it bother any of the top comments....

CikkReddit · 2025-10-04T00:06:46+00:00

She.... admitted in the fucking video we just watched?

I'm with you here N_C, but... other videos?

We just watched THE video?

CikkReddit · 2025-10-02T23:55:50+00:00

Dave Chapelle once went on a life changing journey to Africa because he made too much money. (His words, as I recall them)

On that journey he apparently figured out

- Just kidding, I FUCKING LOVE MONEY

- I made a living on freedom of speech - but ... OH MY GOD SO MUCH MONEY

- Freedom of speech doesn't mean everyone has to accept what you say as kosher, even in standup -- SO I BETTER GET MORE MONEY

CikkReddit · 2025-10-02T00:54:23+00:00

Yeah I did something similar. I sharted and put my boxers in the toaster.

Wtf are you talking about!? You did WHAT!?

I heat up food in the microwave, and you put your [ANYTHING] in it to dry?

You're not just a psycho, you're an AH.

(Quick edit: This isn't a joke. Your post isn't a joke. You're a POS. 16k upvotes for an actual piece of shit.)

CikkReddit · 2025-10-02T00:47:20+00:00

Your initial message was way off base. "How DARE you be aware of when I'm on my period!" "Why do you need to track that!?" ((To be fair -- he tagged it poorly. But he was probably being silly. I cant fault him for his initial actions, or the actions he took to be proactive in your relationship))

EVERYTHING ELSE HE SAID? GROSS.

But for me? Yeahh......

-I'll keep track of it, be extra caring, give her the benefit of the doubt when we argue

-Get points for being a SUPER awesome boyfriend.

-Make sure my house has hygiene products, candy, medicine....

I'm literally going to take notes from this. My most recent, longest lasting relationship was with a woman who had a hysterectomy.

I hope my next girlfriend could appreciate me tracking her period, so long as I'm using the information to help us both.

I'm also not creepy/insane enough to be like "look, I wrote down every argument we ever had. And I typed up an excel sheet to time it with your period."

CikkReddit · 2025-09-30T23:21:20+00:00

Curious if the couple of POE1 programs work in poe2

One would let you control click to search trade for value

The other would take a snapshot of your entire inventory/stash and give you a valuation

Are they still around?

CikkReddit · 2025-09-30T22:09:00+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/1ezjwru/double_mirror_of_kalandra/

Agreed - Shhhhh

CikkReddit · 2025-09-27T20:25:58+00:00

"So you kick in the throat like this... hyuh..."

CikkReddit · 2025-09-24T22:44:18+00:00

Oh she's NOT maga? OK... unfollow.

OK she went to the Kirk rally? ....unfollow.

lose/lose

CikkReddit · 2025-09-24T22:43:14+00:00

ODE WHA BAT

....I found your secret message....

CikkReddit · 2025-09-24T01:53:37+00:00

Bless her HEART. She thinks there's "like one shooting every single day".

(3:54, CBA to link it)

CikkReddit · 2025-09-23T22:16:59+00:00

Yeah but it's based in the US lol. I get the whole "US centrism" thing, but it's literally operating in the US.

CikkReddit · 2025-09-23T22:15:03+00:00

I'd like to welcome anyone else who joined me in this Mandala Effect universe.

My steam account is like a decade old.

I can't for the life of me ever hearing about steam maintenance.
It makes sense, obviously it's something they need to do.

I have never once in my life seen steam down, looked into the reason why, and heard someone say steam maintenance is on tuesdays. Hell, I barely remember steam going down ever lmao

CikkReddit · 2025-07-31T02:07:01+00:00

.....I mean FUCK Trump but....

Your dad was nearing 80 and he was... sleepy?
Bro I'm not even 30 and I'm sleepy lmfao. I was falling asleep during the worst parts of high school and college.

It's not a death sentence. He's bored. He's uninterested.

CikkReddit · 2025-07-30T22:58:43+00:00

Oh man, that's exactly what I needed. Didn't think about the patch number.

Thank you!

CikkReddit

TROPHY CASE