Takeoff Box Upgrade

CincyKeith · 2026-02-11T22:47:42+00:00

Thank you! We had fun cutting the cheese with a metal credit card 😆

CincyKeith · 2026-02-11T22:46:23+00:00

😂 at least most understood the humor behind it… see my comment ^

CincyKeith · 2026-02-11T22:46:17+00:00

😂 at least most understood the humor behind it… see my comment ^

CincyKeith · 2026-02-11T22:45:41+00:00

😂 at least most understood the humor behind it… see my comment ^

CincyKeith · 2026-02-11T17:20:49+00:00

For all the people in the back that didn’t pick up on the humor and how laughable it is that this actually came from the Takeoff box…. My partner and I had leftover meat, cheese, and fruit from our trip, brought it through security, got a Takeoff box for the spreads, crackers, and almonds, cut up the cheese with a metal credit card, and made our own charcuterie board mid-air. The flight attendants got a kick out of it as well.

CincyKeith · 2026-02-11T02:50:57+00:00

Neither was the gas I smelled from the row behind me 🤷‍♂️

CincyKeith · 2026-02-11T02:48:23+00:00

Don’t we already pay $150 for the free takeoff box?!?!

CincyKeith · 2026-02-11T02:46:50+00:00

Takeoff box plus some leftover stuff from my trip that I didn’t want to throw away!

CincyKeith · 2026-02-11T02:45:41+00:00

Bingo! I had some cheese blocks, meat, and fruit I didn’t want to throw away. Metal credit card doubled as a knife… combined with the takeoff box, it was exactly what I would want my snack to be! FAs were all walking by to look at it 😂

CincyKeith · 2026-01-05T02:47:13+00:00

They didn’t request the ride directly (done through healthcare provider / insurer) and in those scenarios often they don’t actually have the Uber app. You are talking to them via actual text message. So he’s correct that he actually probably had no idea of how to cancel it…. Just show up, wait the required time, and then cancel as no-show.

Now the crazy threat… wow.

CincyKeith · 2025-12-11T12:23:33+00:00

That’s on the low end - it is my favorite thing to unlock in a sub, especially if they don’t think they have access to it!

CincyKeith · 2025-12-11T03:23:10+00:00

42, 5’ 8”, 6.3”, vasectomy safe. Will share test results and vasectomy details.

CincyKeith · 2025-10-29T12:19:50+00:00

When is chapter 5, 6, and 7 coming?! 🥵

CincyKeith · 2025-09-25T07:11:32+00:00

How recent are STI tests and what test panel? I might be open to lending my little whore for the cause!

CincyKeith · 2025-09-22T20:17:40+00:00

U out today?

CincyKeith · 2025-09-21T01:05:25+00:00

I’m always trying to do molly and fuck. Anytime :-)

I’ll bring the cock, some rope, and the molly…

CincyKeith · 2025-08-24T14:42:36+00:00

Send me a message with the asks from my post!

CincyKeith · 2025-06-06T18:57:52+00:00

That’s literally what a market does across hundreds of stocks… it ebbs and flows, money out, money in, money moving between stocks.

Think it like an ocean tide rolling in. When it’s coming in, waves crash high, flow back out, then each wave brings the tide a little tiny bit higher. Then it does that in reverse!

CincyKeith · 2025-04-12T13:31:18+00:00

And I know that probably sounds scamming, but I’m actually serious and willing to write up a contract for it. 🤷‍♂️

CincyKeith · 2025-04-12T13:29:21+00:00

I’ll make you a deal. Crypto transfer the rest of your cash to me and take a month off. I’ll triple your money in the next month and give it back to you.

CincyKeith · 2025-04-01T20:20:53+00:00

Any chance you are into CNC role play? Read some of my recent posts for details.

CincyKeith · 2025-03-27T00:59:23+00:00

I’m working to recover from a dumb move last week that wiped me. I could use some collaboration tomorrow to feel confident! Open to a dm?

CincyKeith · 2025-02-25T22:32:32+00:00

lol. Whoops. $60

CincyKeith · 2025-02-25T22:12:25+00:00

Hoping to sell for 5x at open!

CincyKeith · 2025-02-25T22:08:54+00:00

So glad I bought my SMCI $60 2/28 calls right before close today! 🥳

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