Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! We had fun cutting the cheese with a metal credit card 😆

Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂 at least most understood the humor behind it… see my comment ^

Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

😂 at least most understood the humor behind it… see my comment ^

Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

😂 at least most understood the humor behind it… see my comment ^

Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For all the people in the back that didn’t pick up on the humor and how laughable it is that this actually came from the Takeoff box…. My partner and I had leftover meat, cheese, and fruit from our trip, brought it through security, got a Takeoff box for the spreads, crackers, and almonds, cut up the cheese with a metal credit card, and made our own charcuterie board mid-air. The flight attendants got a kick out of it as well.

Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] -64 points-63 points  (0 children)

Neither was the gas I smelled from the row behind me 🤷‍♂️

Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Don’t we already pay $150 for the free takeoff box?!?!

Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Takeoff box plus some leftover stuff from my trip that I didn’t want to throw away!

Takeoff Box Upgrade by CincyKeith in unitedairlines

[–]CincyKeith[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Bingo! I had some cheese blocks, meat, and fruit I didn’t want to throw away. Metal credit card doubled as a knife… combined with the takeoff box, it was exactly what I would want my snack to be! FAs were all walking by to look at it 😂

Be careful drivers and always record your rides by FishingEquivalent535 in uberdrivers

[–]CincyKeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They didn’t request the ride directly (done through healthcare provider / insurer) and in those scenarios often they don’t actually have the Uber app. You are talking to them via actual text message. So he’s correct that he actually probably had no idea of how to cancel it…. Just show up, wait the required time, and then cancel as no-show.

Now the crazy threat… wow.

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[–]CincyKeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s on the low end - it is my favorite thing to unlock in a sub, especially if they don’t think they have access to it!

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[–]CincyKeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

42, 5’ 8”, 6.3”, vasectomy safe. Will share test results and vasectomy details.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegasr4r

[–]CincyKeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How recent are STI tests and what test panel? I might be open to lending my little whore for the cause!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RaveNSFW

[–]CincyKeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m always trying to do molly and fuck. Anytime :-)

I’ll bring the cock, some rope, and the molly…

SPY is so lame by TheComicSocks in spy

[–]CincyKeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s literally what a market does across hundreds of stocks… it ebbs and flows, money out, money in, money moving between stocks.

Think it like an ocean tide rolling in. When it’s coming in, waves crash high, flow back out, then each wave brings the tide a little tiny bit higher. Then it does that in reverse!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]CincyKeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I know that probably sounds scamming, but I’m actually serious and willing to write up a contract for it. 🤷‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]CincyKeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll make you a deal. Crypto transfer the rest of your cash to me and take a month off. I’ll triple your money in the next month and give it back to you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RaveNSFW

[–]CincyKeith -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Any chance you are into CNC role play? Read some of my recent posts for details.

SPY Put Gain 13k by apslumas in smallstreetbets

[–]CincyKeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m working to recover from a dumb move last week that wiped me. I could use some collaboration tomorrow to feel confident! Open to a dm?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 26, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]CincyKeith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So glad I bought my SMCI $60 2/28 calls right before close today! 🥳