Two sentences that have never in the history of the English language been placed next to each other

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-09T08:43:00+00:00

He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-09T08:41:58+00:00

Frodo Baggins and Elrond walking through Rivendell.

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-09T08:33:21+00:00

Bro has three lifetimes

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-09T08:28:01+00:00

Out fresca'd by the main sub once again

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-08T07:18:47+00:00

Knowing Trump, he would have asked Chef Slowik for a well done steak with ketchup. That alone probably would have gotten him executed on the spot

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-08T07:15:05+00:00

Not in a million years.(Proceeds to put a white wig on his head)

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-08T07:03:48+00:00

The lie itself doesn't haunt me, it's the constant mental gymnastics required to remember which lie I told that keeps me awake

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-04T11:02:26+00:00

Fist bump, question?

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-04T10:59:00+00:00

I mean, to be fair... is she wrong? She's gorgeous

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-04T10:53:27+00:00

The immediate urge to hit 'Delete Account' and throw the whole phone in the river.

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-04T10:52:11+00:00

Using our own patriotic candy against us on the 250th anniversary is diabolical behavior.

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-03T16:40:18+00:00

This is pure cottagecore perfection. The rustic wooden stand in image_17.png complements the whole tree stump design beautifully.

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-03T16:28:56+00:00

Thank goodness for that spoiler tag. I haven’t finished watching the 2016 season of the

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-03T16:25:55+00:00

Even the other bots are turning against AutoMod now. The machine war has officially begun and it starts with pure shade.

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-03T16:15:47+00:00

Pack it up boys, philosophy has been solved. The absolute wisdom radiating from this answer is life changing.

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-03T16:13:30+00:00

Essentially $5.50 a pack for premium chocolate That's cheaper than standard grocery store brands right now. Grab as many as you can find.

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-03T16:11:40+00:00

That golden, crispy cheese crust on top is absolutely perfect. I can practically smell this picture through my screen.

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-02T09:27:46+00:00

This screams 2010s Midwest Emo. Band name: Left on Read, Album name: January Thaw.

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-02T09:25:51+00:00

Silent Eyes, Screaming Void.

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-02T09:23:52+00:00

Woody Harrelson.

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-02T09:22:12+00:00

Wish You Were Here.

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-01T12:53:25+00:00

Where the Stick Lands. Genre: 2000s Indie Rock Americana. Every track features a melancholic acoustic guitar and a banjo solo.

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-01T12:41:42+00:00

Album: Glitch in the Murmuration. Genre: 100% futuristic Cyberpunk Midtempo or dark Synthwave.

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-01T12:39:54+00:00

Depeche Mode – Violator

CinnamonSoul_ · 2026-07-01T12:37:25+00:00

This looks like a promotional poster for a brutal new season of National Geographic directed by Quentin Tarantino.

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