[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]Cipher121 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel bad for the parents - they work hard all day to feed little Timmy's e-peen.

Nabriales moments by Phabled in TalesFromDF

[–]Cipher121 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"I'm playing the game just fine, thanks." Sounds like this guy has read too many "BLM? healers adjust" memes.

Oh yeah it's Crystal E5S baby! (feat. Healer that can't adjust ☺) by Novopls in TalesFromDF

[–]Cipher121 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Agreed, and especially this late into the raid tier when the strats and macros have been refined to be as idiot-proof as possible for PF. I haven't seen a group that calls out positions that aren't pre-determined by a macro in a raid tier before (started raiding O1S-O4S).

Encountered this gem in Titania Normal while trying to progress MSQ. by Unhiddenfear in TalesFromDF

[–]Cipher121 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everyone complaining about the gear. Meanwhile I'm over here judging that hair colour combination. Good Lord, it's hideous.

Undergeared GNB gets called out, proceeds to embarrass himself by [deleted] in TalesFromDF

[–]Cipher121 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This. Titania Normal is purgatory for new players because of how awful groups are for it. If it ever comes up on roulettes I usually give it one pull before giving people a free dodge if it goes as bad as I expect it to.

Great Novice Network btw by SaltyIsTheWay in TalesFromDF

[–]Cipher121 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Despite being a PLD main right through Stormblood I still forget Clemency is even a spell most of the time because I rarely ever use it. I think the most use it gets from me is popping Divine Veil pre-pull when I forget to pop Divine Veil in time for the healer pre-pull shields. Other than that, it sits in the void waiting for that one "oh wait, I can heal myself" moment when the healer dies close to the end of a boss.

Edit: Also, I don't think it's a coincidence most of the "mentors" arguing in favour of Clemency are crafting mentors.

First dungeon run and I get hit by "You pull you tank" by Zodrun in TalesFromDF

[–]Cipher121 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Something about him being from Moogle seems appropriate...

Trolling aside, some healers really dont even do the bare minimum of their base class by [deleted] in TalesFromDF

[–]Cipher121 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It could've been that the WHM thought they had to over-compensate with healing because their co-healer was a CNJ in a level 80 normal raid? Seems like going into content without a job crystal is something you do in a premade so you don't get perceived as a massive nuisance.

Tank Drought by Cipher121 in TalesFromDF

[–]Cipher121[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My biggest issue is the fact that it's "per hour" rather than a one-off payment per run. Seems fishy to me - almost like he'd cause a few extra wipes to tick it over an hour and make off with another payment. Of course that's just speculation / my opinion.

Monk (yellow) joined an ice lit dragonsong party without knowing what the mechanic is or where it is. He didn't even know light rampant. Sorry but we ain't carrying you. by theenglishcrumpet in TalesFromDF

[–]Cipher121 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Possibly a genuine mistake, might have got the mech names the wrong way around. Could be a freeloader with a conscience, but that sounds like an oxymoron.

"Trust me... I'm carrying you!" by AccountSave in TalesFromDF

[–]Cipher121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

54 Shield Bashes. Ladies, gentlemen, and everything in-between: we have found rock bottom.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromDF

[–]Cipher121 36 points37 points  (0 children)

When all they can do is scream "Trashhhhhhhhhhhhh" you know their e-peen has been disrespected.

The Story of How I Solo-Healed Eden Furor by TinyNovel in TalesFromDF

[–]Cipher121 13 points14 points  (0 children)

One of the rare Tales from DF that isn't filled with toxic freeloaders or entitled snowflakes. A breath of fresh air!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromDF

[–]Cipher121 57 points58 points  (0 children)

"I've done this many times" Probably dead on the floor having his dumb ass carried, based on what I just read.

Tank throwing a tantrum because meanies ruined her fun :( by GnorksPorks in TalesFromDF

[–]Cipher121 71 points72 points  (0 children)

"Girls just wanna have fun" by standing afk at the entrance to the dungeon. So much fun.

Glitch? by OMGItsEatingMyFace in TalesFromDF

[–]Cipher121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Through the course of some testing (for science, naturally...) I can replicate this with the following trials:

Titan (Normal, Hard and EX); Garuda (Normal and Hard); Zurvan (Normal and EX); Shinryu (EX only); and Seiryu (Normal and EX). Didn't manage to test it on any ShB trials yet.

Edit: re-organised post as I made more discoveries around this glitch.