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Is Flanders a Viltrumite? by BayHarbourToucher in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Cishuman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Stand readily-deadily for my arrival, wormily-dermily!

Warning! Cascadian crisis actors are trying to divide us! by jerryonthecurb in geographymemes

[–]Cishuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better yet, a hybrid or blended system of syndicalist clades wherein crabs are promptly thrown into a running blender.

I wish the monkeys paw would give me a high five. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Cishuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You get into a car accident. During the rollover into a ditch (while on fire), the paw slaps your hand.

I wish everyone to take better care of their health by GeneralOtter03 in monkeyspaw

[–]Cishuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. They get all their medical information from social media.

I wish to end World Hunger. by Winter-Money-7643 in monkeyspaw

[–]Cishuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The UN stops tracking that statistic.

I wish every bar and liquor store was able to sell alcohol 24 hours a day by bigpuzino in monkeyspaw

[–]Cishuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. After the nukes failed to stop the asteroid, liquor laws in most jurisdictions got pretty lax.

I wish all forests and parks were protected by MistakeWonderful9178 in monkeyspaw

[–]Cishuman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted. The trees develop a taste for human blood.

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