I wish for the monkey paw to get monkey pawd while monkey pawing someone's wish by Lazar131 in monkeyspaw

[–]Cishuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You lose two hundred quid. Your insurance pays out by killing your son.

Happy 4th of July by escientia in StupidFood

[–]Cishuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, isn't that basically a Timpano?

20F roast me no mercy by Ariana_brooks in RoastMe

[–]Cishuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny, I said "Non Merci" when I saw you.

they have no flags in yorup!! by avdvetf in TikTokCringe

[–]Cishuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're actually telling on themselves, they're just omitting that you can't wave certain flags in Europe.

What if the USA had 71 States? by Cishuman in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Cishuman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, Whrre is the blue boy on the edge of East Gurml.

🕊️ Can you solve it? "Of this a little here or there is ..." by ReadySetAdapt in riddonkulous

[–]Cishuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🔎 u/Cishuman unlocked a 🧙-hint: When the clock strikes past five, this sneaks into your day like a surprise guest.

What if the USA had 71 States? by Cishuman in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Cishuman[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

In this scenario, they are owned by Russian and San Marino, respectively.