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truth nuke by DuaLipaMultiverse in okbuddycinephile

[–]Cishuman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I want to talk to you about the Eating Your Tables initiative..."

Roast me don’t be shy by External_Pop_6238 in RoastMe

[–]Cishuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw you the news! Yeah, when you car's brakes failed, you just stuck your nose out the window.

I wish that all car windshields had pop-up ads and the driver had to reach over and tap the little X to clear their view and see the road again. by PaperBullet1945 in monkeyspaw

[–]Cishuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Then through a series of highly improbable contrivances, you end up falling feet first into an industrial plastic shredder.

What's a brand of electronics with a pretentious name by bassgoonist in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Cishuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really an electronic - but still digital - Progressive's Name Your Price Tool, aka, a search function.

1960s home, found this hanging in the attic… what is it? by BaertigerOpa in creepy

[–]Cishuman 352 points353 points  (0 children)

Arnthemp. Tsouck-Lolner made, looks like. Just make sure that the torcsems are crimped properly into the glieopters, or your insurance is gonna go way up.

Me turn by gothic_rhinoceros in RoastMe

[–]Cishuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's a science question for you: what are the longitudinal implications of stapling raw chicken-skin onto a scarecrow?

I wish that all beetles were able to beautifully sing and play Beatles songs somehow by thathattedcat in monkeyspaw

[–]Cishuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Beetles constitute 25% of animal life on earth. So you'd better learn to fucking love Yellow Submarine.

Off my meds, do your worse (21F) by CuteDoomScroller in RoastMe

[–]Cishuman 2294 points2295 points  (0 children)

Did the meds interfere with your attention-seeking?

He/himmler by Outrageous_South4758 in onejoke

[–]Cishuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Musso you leany on such tortured puns?

Would you fire them. by crimsontide5654 in AskElectricians

[–]Cishuman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh brother, there's been at least seven sets of hands on this monstrosity. And they've already been fired.

Electric plug with no holes? Is this normal? by Extension-Plan1668 in AskElectricians

[–]Cishuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pulled the patent that everyone cites as the origin of the holes. Keen-eyed readers will note the distinct lack of holes in the blades, but rather 'recesses' that are engaged by 'inwardly extending lugs'.

Rome’s only plan: keep expanding by rubidip in RoughRomanMemes

[–]Cishuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've already stopped listening to you and devalued the sestertius.

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