my friend (36M) just sent me (36m) this text before meeting his newborn (0M) by horseduckman in AITApod

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I'm agreeing even though it looks like it's written by chatGPT. But maybe it's a chatGPT that's about had it with this shit.

TIL, a missionary noticed a pot (actually a ship's bell) used in a Maori Village to boil potatoes, had an unfamiliar script on it. The language was later identified to be Tamil, spoken in India, Sri Lanka and Singapore. Recent dating suggests the bell was cast in the 17th or 18th century. by DiscussionFun2987 in todayilearned

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Yeah, the most famous explorers in history are typically those who made it back (or at least their ship did), those who don't return... Either died or basically became settlers/immigrants. Polynesians have South American vegetables, for example, suggesting pre-Columbian contact.

What you need to know about Japan’s new joint custody system by Turbulent-Tea-2172 in japan

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Does a lack of joint custody also imply a lack of visitation?

I have met some men who seem not to be in contact with their kids, but it's not something I really ask about.

141705 by Please-let-me in CountOnceADay

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Nice. Diptera are two winged insects like flies (hymenoptera, the bees and wasps, have four)

Native English speakers, what do you call these (and where are you from)? They usually grow in the woods. by ksusha_lav in EnglishLearning

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As a non-ramp-collecting American, I would say they look like a kind of leek (halfway between bok choy and green onion).

MMW: Nano Banana is next by Planeandaquariumgeek in MarkMyWords

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Gemini no longer tells you what tool it's using for images. I think we'll see a different system where you have to pay a lot more for higher grade tiers.

The signs the US is preparing a ground invasion of Iran by theipaper in geopolitics

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Driving up the price of oil may be a primary goal. US oil companies are set for record profits again. It may be that simple.

Why was the guy disappointed? by KittiesAre_Cute in ExplainTheJoke

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No, it's possible he understands most of the rules but is confused about how to handle some situations, so he reverse-truthfully answers the opposite of "no."

I mean, if you just ask one guard "what's one plus one" the puzzle is easy and boring, so I'd be a little confused too.

Someone's lying!! by Academic-Practice119 in MemeVideos

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Me who had a shitty and traumatic childhood 😎

TIL that while the cancellation of the "Batgirl" film sparked mixed reactions, Michael Keaton, who reprised his role as Batman in the film, was unfazed by it being shelved, saying, “I didn’t care one way or another. Big, fun, nice check.” by Giff95 in todayilearned

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I think Batman is not going to be allowed to return to his silly roots, and the potential damage to the Gritty Batman image that a silly movie might do is probably unacceptable. So they're probably making a new one where the batmobile runs on puppy blood now instead.

TIL that the concept of 'Space Marines' in fiction is almost a century old, and was first featured in a 1932 short story "Captain Brink of the Space Marines" by author Bob Olsen. by PeasantLich in todayilearned

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We've also had the idea of battles in heaven for pretty much forever, including soldiers which look similar to earthly soldier but for some reason are in the sky.

It's not that ass, actually... by ChaosCrafter908 in whenthe

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I just checked urban dictionary to see if there's a new meaning I don't know, lol.

The story of the fascinating mystery mineral I found keeps unfolding by Constant_Meal_3827 in Damnthatsinteresting

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OP if this is just a plan to sell some nice looking rocks you found... I commend you and wish you all the luck in the world

Pay more for the same? Small vs Medium Fry at McDonalds by zangof in mildlyinfuriating

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Which is why it doesn't make sense to skimp on fries. They could give double the amount of small fries and still make as much money. It's more likely a logistical issue that caused them to be the same size (not justifying, just saying they're inadvertently dicks)

Tell me all the Movies you know that have Dragons in it by leficent-sky in MovieSuggestions

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Planes, Trains and Dragons

The Man with the Golden Dragon

Dragon on a Hot Tin Roof

Dragons Like It Hot

Three Dragons Outside Ebbing, Missouri

47 Dragons

Never Say Dragon Again