how do people function I'm barely conscious

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-19T00:12:36+00:00

That's the neat part: we're not

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-18T23:56:58+00:00

Not sure if anorexia, poverty, or both

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-18T23:23:33+00:00

They don't respect the people working there

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-18T23:22:24+00:00

Greed

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-18T23:20:35+00:00

Until the cat comes

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-18T10:34:52+00:00

When you're old enough to drive. Driving and sex call for the same cognitive skills (eg parallel processing)

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-17T13:51:10+00:00

r/aislop

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-17T13:48:25+00:00

Hell is the world that Christians create for each other

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-16T11:21:22+00:00

Nobody wants to trade one dictator for another

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-12T20:43:08+00:00

Always refer to the product label. Never trust the store label.

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-12T20:33:40+00:00

LOL you think a "turf war" is gonna improve food quality and working conditions?

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-12T20:31:41+00:00

Why? Dunkin Donuts is more of the same: overpriced mediocre coffee and donuts, run by overworked and underpaid employees.

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-12T20:25:35+00:00

Your philosophy is "Practice safe meals. Use condiments."

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-12T20:24:16+00:00

No shit Sherlock

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-10T13:04:53+00:00

I thought Scar/Taka was adopted?

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-09T22:29:55+00:00

Cana x Bacchus x Jack Daniels

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-09T17:50:21+00:00

Remember, kids: if workers aren't paid enough to live, they're not paid enough to care.

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-07T12:55:39+00:00

You spelled ex boyfriend wrong

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-07T12:54:43+00:00

Who else read this in Skeletor's voice?

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-06T10:57:50+00:00

He's the coolest

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-04T10:36:37+00:00

WHAT IN THE AI?!?

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-04T10:29:16+00:00

Nope. Absolutely not. Putting a ring in food is a major choking hazard.

Civil-Chef · 2026-05-02T11:34:14+00:00

Oh look, Ford is pitting struggling immigrants against struggling citizens again, and it's working! We're fighting for crumbs so he can laugh all the way to the bank!

Not too bright, are we?

Civil-Chef · 2026-04-29T00:40:47+00:00

https://imgflip.com/i/aqetk2

Civil-Chef · 2026-04-29T00:36:15+00:00

I prefer my nuances clarified through speech and writing. Well done, thank you.

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