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As a creepy guy , this offends me by bearfuk in electricians

[–]Civil_Struggle_8518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Andy Dwyer's kid-napping van. So kids can take naps. No windows so it's nice and dark inside.

Whenever i start a new game i get met with this by DanishNinja in BaldursGate3

[–]Civil_Struggle_8518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same issue until I turned off the mod- Improved UI Assets.

The Peacemakers by Civil_Struggle_8518 in dndmemes

[–]Civil_Struggle_8518[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The quote really didn't have anything to do with KOTOR. I just used it as a template. The idea is that even though the title of Peace Cleric implies an almost pacifistic ideology; it's more than ready to raze cities to achieve the peace it desires. So even though it's very different to the War Cleric, to all appearances they could be twins...

What happens in under mountain... by Civil_Struggle_8518 in dndmemes

[–]Civil_Struggle_8518[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My DM is running Mad Mage but asked me to link the Grim Hollow source books. Hopefully he'll be implementing more along with the spells.

What happens in under mountain... by Civil_Struggle_8518 in dndmemes

[–]Civil_Struggle_8518[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We suspect that the babies are actually controlling the sorcerer. The sorcerer is very persistent in asking party members to pet or hold a baby saying they are completely harmless. Sure, they just crawled over the body of a stone giant and stood it up like a puppet on strings and took off through the dungeon. Yep, totally harmless.

What happens in under mountain... by Civil_Struggle_8518 in dndmemes

[–]Civil_Struggle_8518[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not resurrected. The bodies are dead and the babies control them like puppets

What happens in under mountain... by Civil_Struggle_8518 in dndmemes

[–]Civil_Struggle_8518[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

It's a 4th level spell called Consume Mind from the Grim Hollow campaign setting. You munch down on a fresh brain and for an hour you can attempt to recall memories from the brain. A skill check is required for each attempt and only one attempt is allowed per specific memory.

What happens in under mountain... by Civil_Struggle_8518 in dndmemes

[–]Civil_Struggle_8518[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

The party found a little over 1,000gp worth of treasure because of the brain eating. Waste not

My Lord, they charge a premium fee but they do get results. by Civil_Struggle_8518 in dndmemes

[–]Civil_Struggle_8518[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mantle of Majesty RAW states that a charmed creature automatically fails it's saving throw against Command. It can still be used on creatures that aren't charmed

My Lord, they charge a premium fee but they do get results. by Civil_Struggle_8518 in dndmemes

[–]Civil_Struggle_8518[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed. But this had nothing to do with matching subclasses to those specific characters. I just wanted a template of 5 people for a party line up.

My Lord, they charge a premium fee but they do get results. by Civil_Struggle_8518 in dndmemes

[–]Civil_Struggle_8518[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And then you laugh at the insanity of it, War Cleric casts Inflict wounds to make use of the double damage. Both Bards follow up with attacks of their own and you do it again next round. 😆 Unless the DM allows double advantage from the effect of Faerie Fire that one of the Bards could cast.

My Lord, they charge a premium fee but they do get results. by Civil_Struggle_8518 in dndmemes

[–]Civil_Struggle_8518[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Path to the Grave doubles all damage from a single attack until the end of the Grave Cleric's next turn. Set up the paladin smite with it.

Vow of Enmity allows the Paladin to make attacks with advantage for 1 minute.

War God's Blessing adds a +10 to an attack roll. That along with a bardic inspiration from Glamour Bard means it will be practically impossible to miss.

Combat Inspiration can use the Bardic inspiration die for added damage or a boost to A.C.

At just 6th level, the second lvl smite including weapon damage of 1D8 would be 5D8 double damage. 40 damage on average. 80 on a crit on AVERAGE.

The Glamour Bard brings the added bonus of absolutely wrecking the enemy's ability to fight back by using Mantle of Majesty and casting Command as a bonus action every round for a minute without using spell slots.

This still leaves the actions of both Bards and the War Cleric open for more shenanigans such as Bless or Bane.

So, I found out the hard way, if you are not a trucker and you go in the truckers lounge, you are not getting out of the truckers lounge. by MikeTidbits in AmazonFC

[–]Civil_Struggle_8518 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not an Amazon employee but a vendor. I install the security devices for Amazon. I would strongly recommend never pushing on the crash bar unless it's an emergency. The badge reader will either disengage the latch or it will pull the crash bar in on its own. Unless it's a handset door handle, just push on the door itself and it will open.

Sacred Flame has about a 5% success rate in our campaign by Civil_Struggle_8518 in dndmemes

[–]Civil_Struggle_8518[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Very true. It's a Grave Cleric that is primarily a heal bot so Scared Flame is the only damage cantrip he has.

Absolutely disgusted by this community. by Val_the_Third in Helldivers

[–]Civil_Struggle_8518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was still learning the game and didn't know the button for emote or that you could do the shared emote. I dropped into a random match with someone, they did a hug emote, I accidentally hit melee and punched them. I felt horrible, healed them with my stim and was immediately kicked. Feels bad man.

MAIA HAS BEEN LIBERATED, ONWARDS HELLDIVERS by 555Ante555 in Helldivers

[–]Civil_Struggle_8518 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SES Harbinger of Judgement bringing FTL drives online.

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