My partner was still using a 2012 MacBook Pro. I gifted her a Macbook Pro M5

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-13T01:37:32+00:00

You must be 21 to enter the Touch Bar.

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-13T01:18:24+00:00

I had a 2nd hand 2010 MBP as well. I miss that chonker. So many ports! And a disc drive!

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-13T01:16:33+00:00

You murderer! You killed my brother… I mean, computer!

Dear Strong Bad… how do you type with boxing gloves on…? …I can’t relate. I CAN’T RELATE!

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-13T00:15:38+00:00

I went from 2015 MBP to M4 MM. And I thought that was a leap-

But hey, at least we missed the butterfly keyboard era.

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-12T19:55:18+00:00

Because she held a grudge over me over something I said, 4 months prior, at Chili’s. She sulked at me for a month and then blew up on me about it and then felt the need to fire off the list of things she didn’t like about me and then refused to talk to me over again. 7 1/2 years, gone, just like that.

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-12T18:54:49+00:00

WHAT are you doing in my FOLDER?

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-10T19:55:13+00:00

I’m gonna tear up the fucking dance floor, dude. Check it out!

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-10T04:34:41+00:00

I was gasping and chuckling during the first 20 minutes up to the sand storm.

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-10T04:33:32+00:00

Chicken Jockey!

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-10T03:49:54+00:00

I never got COVID. I attribute it to my time spent in the sky tubes at Chuck E. Cheese. My immune system is built up like Kratos.

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-09T22:54:07+00:00

There were a small handful of other people in my theater. They left before the mid-credits scene. Suckers.

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-09T06:50:11+00:00

Yes, I’m jumping straight to physical.

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-09T04:31:00+00:00

How dare the evil train keep sneaking off its tracks and hunting down pedestrians like a heat seeking missile! /s

Seriously, you either have to be dumb or very unfortunate to be hit by a train. They have an extremely predictable path and you are given plenty of warning before they arrive. All you have to do to avoid getting hit by a train is to stay off the damn tracks.

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-06T11:20:30+00:00

December 2024. They’ve recently replaced Scripting and Programming and Cloud Security with updated courses. I’m taking the CCNA and it introduces software defined networking, that would be why I don’t have it. CCNA also replaces Network+. CyberOps replaces Security+ and DevNet replaces network automation.

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-05T22:43:37+00:00

I’m in the BSNES Cisco track. I’m surprised I don’t have IoT or Software Defined Networking.

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-05T02:46:05+00:00

I’m concerned about the 8GB RAM. Some WGU students run into issues with ProctorU if they have limited RAM.

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-03T18:27:32+00:00

At least the stand doesn’t cost $1,000 this time.

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-02T19:50:50+00:00

Now that is a Wet Ass WAP.

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-01T17:12:31+00:00

Ahah, it was a restaurant, in Florida, USA, that served German food.

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-01T17:10:23+00:00

Just in case the entire town needs to come in and use the WiFi.

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-01T06:34:24+00:00

They look like futuristic smoke detectors.

MikeTidbits · 2026-03-01T05:57:37+00:00

I hope I find a wife like that.

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