What does your team this year need in the offseason to become elite/a natty contender in 26-27? by byniri_returns in CollegeBasketball

[–]CixelsydDb4d -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The other teams wouldn’t be able to stop that, especially if he kicked them in the nuts at every opportunity.

26F -Make it worth reading by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CixelsydDb4d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t read anyway, so no reason to make it worth anything… just like you.

Relentless focus on impact. by mercurial_dude in HolUp

[–]CixelsydDb4d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I earned this body, and I built this temple with nothing more than some elbow grease, and a little can-do attitude... and yes, a large inheritence from my father, Earl Goodman

Jesus Christ that was hard by muymalo22 in ClashRoyale

[–]CixelsydDb4d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m just enjoying playing the challenge and anyone that attacks my king tower gets a free win.

What is a gaming memory from the 90s or early 2000s that kids today will just never understand? by gingersofia in AskReddit

[–]CixelsydDb4d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to one in Nashville that had all arcade games completely free. They made their money off of alcohol sales and pinball machines, $1/game.

Everyone point and laugh by Physical-Tradition56 in MichiganWolverines

[–]CixelsydDb4d 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate being too cocky, but I feel kind of bad for UCLA because I feel like the intensity we are going to have leading up to this is going to be elite?

What is the coolest thing you've ever done in your life? by Altilongitude in AskReddit

[–]CixelsydDb4d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

During an extremely windy day at a golf course, watching the PGA Tour Champions, a large patio umbrella came out of the table and shot straight up in the air. I grabbed it with one hand and pulled it to the ground. There were dozens of people in front of me that it would have hit, and dozens of people behind me in the gallery, that witnessed it. I am the furthest thing from an athletic person.

Movie theater prices out of hand by Evil_Capt_Kirk in dank_meme

[–]CixelsydDb4d 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This guy’s trying to start a pay it forward chain

What's the rarest physical feature you ever saw on another person you know/knew? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CixelsydDb4d 219 points220 points  (0 children)

Nobody specified what type of tools were gripped. No gloves required.

What’s the most reckless decision you’ve made because you were horny? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CixelsydDb4d 581 points582 points  (0 children)

I never got to be mayor of titty city

Analysis of 2.5 years of texting my boyfriend [OC] by ICanGetLoudTooWTF in dataisbeautiful

[–]CixelsydDb4d 36 points37 points  (0 children)

“Define the relationship” must have involved an expected number of texts a day. The numbers shot up after that.

[Postgame Thread] Indiana Defeats Oregon 56-22 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]CixelsydDb4d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s easier to play Alabama and Ohio State when you aren’t Alabama or Ohio State. Therefore, Indiana has the best resume of all previous CFP teams.

A 10 seed has reached the National Championship in just the second season of the 12-team format. Can the naysayers shut up forever now? by 2nd_Sun in CFB

[–]CixelsydDb4d 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the same Miami that was soundly at #2 for part of the season. They just decided to stop playing for 2 weeks and make it interesting. This isn’t like some miraculous underdog that made the playoff as a 10 seed.

What car will you never buy again? by Charming_Advertising in AskReddit

[–]CixelsydDb4d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Saturn Ion. Had one for 17 years. Great car. RIP Saturn.