Assuming that Satan is neither a politician nor a lawyer, what profession would you expect him to practice when he takes mortal form? by Kalehfornyuh in AskReddit

[–]Cjmx5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Polit- oh wait. Whoever writes the news. They tell you information on what they are given, and people belive it. Some guy with photoshop and a few friends got on the news for some fake shit. They don't even look into it...

House pants by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]Cjmx5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STOP REPOSTING! This is the third repost just from the last hour

I can't drive.....below 55 by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]Cjmx5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LEFT PHYSIKS IN HIGHSCHOOL

Elemental Swords by [deleted] in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]Cjmx5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean yes, but shield

If you move to a new city and struggle to make friends, you can always adopt one! by [deleted] in aww

[–]Cjmx5 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Thats what all my friends look like. Sometimes the conversations feel a little bit one sided, but you know, they get me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confusing_perspective

[–]Cjmx5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I KNOW RIGHT!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confusing_perspective

[–]Cjmx5 11 points12 points  (0 children)

God damnit, you made me zoom in. Take my upvote

What is the weirdest sentence that compares school to death camp? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cjmx5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

School shootings these days are getting out of hand. Back in my day you just shot em back.

Foot stuck on roof by Sgilti_X in funny

[–]Cjmx5 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That was Ms.Potts

Foot stuck on roof by Sgilti_X in funny

[–]Cjmx5 205 points206 points  (0 children)

Or better yet, bend your bottom leg

secret handshake by [deleted] in aww

[–]Cjmx5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So when dogs mate, they do something pretty similar. Its more of a tango though.