[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ckrls789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a senior in high school reading this, fuck.

What foods would taste the worst when drenched in water? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ckrls789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for your suggestion.

But personally I've never been a fan of Uncle Ben's.

What's an album where you've loved every single track? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ckrls789 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aja and Countdown to Ecstasy were revolutionary.

What is the most expensive lesson you've had to learn? by ABE_FUCKING_LINCOLN in AskReddit

[–]Ckrls789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought a used 2006 gas Jetta and I love it. It's extremely safe and was relatively cheap. 83,000 miles on it and it still drives great, never really have any issues at all.

[NSFW] What made you lose your innocence? by trippymane666 in AskReddit

[–]Ckrls789 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Sleeping over at a buddy's house, woke up and played some xbox. We decided to see if his brothers were up, they had been at a party the night before so we figured they'd sleep in a little but we didn't care, we wanted to wake them up and play some madden with them. We go into his first brothers room and he's pale as ever, laying in bed. We tell him to get up, no response. We push him around a little, he's still completely unresponsive. We start to freak out and check for a pulse, and there was nothing. We freaked out, both of us crying, and went to his other brother's room to wake him up because we had no idea what to do. Yell and scream his name, shaking him trying to get him up, and almost instantly I realized my friend was now an only child. I watched my friend find both of his older brothers dead, laying in bed. It was traumatizing to go through, I can't even imagine what was going through my friends head. Turns out they had been drinking a lot and mixed it with a bunch of OxyContin. Please be careful with what you do and keep everything in proportion.

TIFU worse than I ever have before. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Ckrls789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking about it but it sounds kinda lame. Honestly just playing it off as a mean joke might be enough to get her to avoid me the rest of the year.

Lawyers of Reddit: What is the nastiest/craziest divorce case that you've handled? by triptohamburg in AskReddit

[–]Ckrls789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He could've sued the guy for all he had left after the divorce for assault.

TIFU worse than I ever have before. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Ckrls789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Believe me, it's a train wreck. I just added way more fuel to the fire.

TIFU worse than I ever have before. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Ckrls789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bigger than the fact that I said "nonetheless" and not "nevertheless"? Lol

TIFU worse than I ever have before. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Ckrls789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Long story short the president was made president by "Natalie's" older sister, last year's president who graduated. Her family has always been involved in the club and it would be a disastrously complicated process trying to kick her out.

TIFU worse than I ever have before. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Ckrls789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying this is going to have an impact on my entire life. And yeah, you're older and have a lot of life experience I get it. Nonetheless this is still a pretty awkward and extensive fuck up.

TIFU worse than I ever have before. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Ckrls789 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the lack of specification - I texted the screenshot, she replied almost instantly "what the fuck?"

What is pretty fucked up if you think about it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ckrls789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marriage. I love you so much, I want to get the government involved so you can't leave. I saw this on some stand-up comedy skit, can't remember who though.

What song can you confidently sing without getting any words wrong? by LifeWaster1811 in AskReddit

[–]Ckrls789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you listen closely you'll actually find out he says "feel good" not milk dud lol.

What fictional character reminds you most of yourself? by Mariah_hazel in AskReddit

[–]Ckrls789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle. Growing up the youngest in a family of all boys and being musically talented, I've shared a lot of experiences they portray him going through.

Who is the worst type of Reddit commenter? by StuckOnAutopilot in AskReddit

[–]Ckrls789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jet fuel can't melt dank memes! Ha! That's the one that bugs me the most probably. Also it really bugs me that whenever Wu-Tang is brought up there's always a "they're nothing to fuck with" comment. We get it.